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The Greatest Escape Plan Ever Thwarted

My Friend Patty (aka Poohbear) joined in a thread I had started on a ferret message board. When it was all said and done, we had written quite a litte tale of ferret escape.

(June)

Eddie: "Freddie, quit playing with Gracie and come check this out. Maybe we can latch hold of this door and swing to freedom."

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Freddie: "Let me get a closer look at that door."
Gracie: "Maybe you can just jump from here."

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Eddie: "Gracie, I think it's too far to jump."
Gracie: "Hold on, I'm coming to see for myself"
Freddie: "Hrm, I just don't see anything to grab hold of."

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Freddie: "Gracie, I don't think kicking at the plexiglass is gonna do any good, and Eddie, you know we've tried to dig our way out and that never works. We've got to go over. If...I...can...just...figure...out...how."

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(Notice Gracie kicking at the plexiglass and
Eddie digging at the plexiglass in the lower right corner

(Patty)

"Hummmm Callie, what do you think about us going to our cousins' house and helping them work out a plan of escape?"

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"Cool idea, lets go>>>>>>"

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"Looks like we are going to have a whole "business" of escaping ferrets."

"I hope our cousins get here soon and they bring Aunt Pooh's cool car. We can go joy riding thru the neighborhood. We just have to steer clear of the retention ponds!"

"Uhhhhhh.....Hey Aunt June, Ummmmmm.....you don't really expect me to "move" do you?"

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"Life is really too short to be in a big hurry."
Resting, Scooter

Freddie: "Rusty, we gotta figure a way to get Pooh's kids on their feet and moving, especially that Scooter!"

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"Uhhhhh Sorry Aunty June, but I really think I look my best on my back."

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"Ok, now listen up...here's the plan....First we get one of these long tubes and stretch it from here to Aunty June's house....."

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"Then you get them to crawl through it one by one like this....."

(Notice the ferret in the tube)

"Don't forget to show them the position to get in to enter the tube....drop and drag if necessary"

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"And if you're not the leader, this is what you're gonna be looking at for 500 miles."

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"Gee, Eddie, planning our escape with Auntie Pooh's kids was fun, too bad our efforts were thwarted by those humans."

"I know, Clark, maybe someday...maybe someday."

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