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| 1. | Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" |
| 2. | Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. |
| 3. | "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." |
| 4. | To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse. |
| 5. | You want to see if it's like the dream. |
| 6. | So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume. |
| 7. | People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. |
| 8. | Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. |
| 9. | Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. |
| 10. | No one steals your chair. |
