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A black guy and a Czechoslovakian went bear hunting one day. They got to this clearing when, all of a sudden, these two HUGE bears jumped up in front of them. They panicked, dropped their guns and started running away. Well, naturally, the black guy was faster than the Czechoslovakian, and, while he was still running, he looked over his shoulder and saw that one of the bears had caught up with his friend, clawed him to the ground, and had started devouring him. The black guy made good his escape, ran on into town, went to the sheriff's office and told him what had happened.
The sheriff said, "Well, the best sharpshooter in town is the bank president. Why don't we go over there and tell him what happened?"
So they go over to the bank president and and the black guy tells him what had happened. The bank president was one of these good old boys, with a gun cabinet behind his executive chair. He opened the door, pulled out his bear rifle, and says, "Well, boys, let's go bear huntin'."
So the three of them go back to the woods. When they came to the clearing where the bears had originally been discovered, the two huge bears jumped up in front of them again. The bank president, however, didn't panic. He looked at the black guy and asked, "Which one of them ate your friend - the male or the female?"
The black guy, scared as hell, looks at the bank president and says, "Uh, uh. Uh, uh - Da MALE!"
The bank president raises up his rifle and shoots one of the bears. The other one runs off further into the woods. As it turned out, the bank president had shot the female bear, and sure enough, when they cut its stomach open, they found the Czechoslovakian's plaid shirt, his belt buckle, his hunting cap and his boots. The sheriff turned to the bank president and asked, "How did you know it was the female bear that ate his friend?"
The bank president replied, "Son, I been in the bankin' bidness for 30 years, and every time a black guy told me the check's in the mail, he's been lyin' through his teeth."
