JENNY:
Hes the Cat we all greet as he walks down the street
In his coat of prestigious black
BOMBA:
No commonplace mousers
Have such well cut trousers
JELLY:
Or such an impeccable back!
JENNY:
In the whole of St. James the smartest of names
Is the name of this Brummel of Cats
ALL THREE:
And we're all of us proud to be nodded or bowed to
By Bustopher Jones in white spats!
TUMBLEBRUTUS, ALONZO, ASPARAGUS:
In the whole of St. James the smartest of names
Is the name of this Brummel of Cats
And were all of us proud to be nodded or bowed to
By Bustopher Jones in white spats!
BUSTOPHER JONES:
My visits are occasional
To the Senior Educational
And it is against the rules
For any one cat to belong both to that
And the Joint Superior Schools
For a similar reason when game is in season
I'm found not at Foxs but Blimps
I am frequently seen at the gay Stage and Screen
Which is famous for winkles and shrimps
In the season of venison I give my ben'son to
The Pot Hunters succulent bones
And just before noon not a moment to soon
To drop in for a drink at the Drones
When Im seen in a hurry theres probably curry
At the Siamese or at the Glutton
If I look full of gloom then I've lunched at the Tomb
On cabbage, rice pudding, and mutton
CHORUS:
In the whole of St. James the smartest of names is
The name of this Brummel of Cats
And we're all of us proud to be nodded or bowed to
By Bustopher Jones in white
Bustopher Jones in white...
Bustopher Jones in white spats!
JENNY:
So much in this way passes Bustopher's day
At one club or another hes found
It can be no surprise that under our eyes
He has grown unmistakably round
Hes a twenty-five pounder!
BUSTOPHER JONES:
Or I am a bounder!
JENNY:
And he's putting on weight every day
BUSTOPHER JONES:
But I'm so well preserved because I've observed
All my life a routine and I'd say
I am still in my prime, I shall last out my time!
JENNY:
That's the word from the stoutest of Cats!
CHOURS:
It must and it shall
Be spring in Pall Mall
When Bustopher Jones wears white
Bustopher Jones wears white...
Bustoher Jones wears white spats!
