Youve heard of several kinds of Cat
And my opinion now is that
You should need no interpreter
To understand our character
You've learned enough to take the view
That Cats are very much like you
Youve seen us both at work and games
And learnt about out proper names
Our habits and our habitat
But how would you address a cat?
So first your memory I'll jog
And say a Cat is not a dog
CHORUS:
So first your memory Ill jog
And say a Cat is not a dog
With Cats some say one rule is true
Dont speak till you are spoken to
Myself I do not hold with that
I say, you should address a Cat
But always keep in mind that he
Resents familiarity
You bow, and taking off your hat
Address him in this form: O Cat!
Before a Cat will condescend
To treat you as a trusted friend
Some little token of esteem
Is needed, like a dish of cream
And you might now and then supply
Some caviar or Straussburg Pie
Some potted grouse or salmon paste
He's sure to have his personal taste
And so in time you reach your aim
And call him by his name
CHORUS:
A Cat's entitled to expect
These evidences of respect
So this is this and that is that
And there's how you address a Cat!
A Cat's entitled to expect
These evidences of respect
So this is this and that is that
And there's how you address a CAT!
