Funny text messages
These messages are the only ones
I have so please e-mail some to me!!
You can copy these into your phone or use a free online SMS service to send them to your friends phone...some of them are quite funny. We will have graphic ones up here very soon!
There is
Hot-sex,
Fast-sex,
Group-sex,
Safe-sex,
Leather-sex,
Telephone-sex,
and for people
with your face
...NO SEX ! submitted by
___________ john daly
There are 4
animal species
a woman needs
in her life:
Jaguar in her
garage,
mink in her closet,
tiger in her bed!
And ofcourse a
donkey to pay
her bills!!
Licking pussy is
like playing
with the mafia...
One wrong move
and you are in
DEEP SHIT!!!!
A guy call
into work and
says:
Boss I can´t
come to work
to day,
I´m sick.
Boss asks:
How sick are
you?
The guy says:
I´m fucking my
sister how sick
is that?
Sex is like nokia
-connecting
people
like Nike
-just do it
Like Pepsi
-ask for more
like Samsung
-everyone is
invated
and like me
-TO GOOD TO
BE TRUE!
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I was born beautiful, but
what the hell happend to you?
Press down if u
miss me...
IM SO TOUCHED!
ur just 2 sweet
ok u can stop ;)
still pressing
down? u really
miss me huh?
I miss u2
u've got
SEX APPEAL ...
u've got
INTELLIGENCE ...
u've got
CLASS ...
u got da FACE,
u got da BODY ...
I got the
wrong number ...
SORRY
When an apple is
green it's ready
to pluck,
When a girl is
sixteen she's
ready to fuck!
___________
Don't be sad...
don't feel blue... Frankenstein
was ugly too...
U´re the one I
love, the one I
need but bad
mistakes I´ve done
indeed, in search
for forgivness
and happyness
too I want to
say that I love u
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* Abracadabra *
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Damn, ur still ugly! (submitted by Simon Arbache)
