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is                                   </div> <div> Hot-sex,                                    </div> <div> Fast-sex, </div> <div> Group-sex,                                    </div> <div> Safe-sex,                                            </div> <div> Leather-sex,                                           </div> <div> Telephone-sex,                                                  </div> <bR> <div> and for people</div> <div> with your face</div> <div> ...NO SEX ! <FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#0000FF" FACE="Arial" >  </FONT><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#0000FF" FACE="Arial" >submitted by</FONT></div> <div> ___________ <FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#0000FF" FACE="Arial" >      john daly</FONT></div> <bR> <div> There are 4</div> <div> animal species</div> <div> a woman needs</div> <div> in her life:</div> <div> Jaguar in her</div> <div> garage,</div> <div> mink in her closet,</div> <div> tiger in her bed!</div> <div> And ofcourse a</div> <div> donkey to pay</div> <div> <U>her bills!!</U></div> <bR> <div> Licking pussy is</div> <div> like playing</div> <div> with the mafia...</div> <bR> <div> One wrong move</div> <div> and you are in</div> <div> <U>DEEP SHIT!!!!</U></div> <bR> <div> A guy call </div> <div> into work and </div> <div> says:</div> <bR> <div> Boss I can´t </div> <div> come to work </div> <div> to day, </div> <div> I´m sick.</div> <div> Boss asks: </div> <div> How sick are </div> <div> you?</div> <bR> <div> The guy says: </div> <div> I´m fucking my </div> <div> sister how sick </div> <div> <U>is that?</U></div> <bR> <bR> <div> Sex is like nokia</div> <div> -connecting</div> <div> people</div> <bR> <div> like Nike </div> <div> -just do it</div> <bR> <bR> <div> Like Pepsi </div> <div> -ask for more</div> <bR> <bR> <div> like Samsung </div> <div> -everyone is </div> <div> invated</div> <bR> <div> and like me </div> <div> -TO GOOD TO </div> <div> <U>BE TRUE!</U></div> <bR> <div> Roses are red,</div> <div> violets are blue,</div> <div> I was born beautiful, but</div> <div> <U>what the hell happend to you?</U></div> <bR> <div> Press down if u</div> <div> miss me...</div> <bR> <div> IM SO TOUCHED!</div> <bR> <div> ur just 2 sweet</div> <bR> <bR> <div> ok u can stop ;)</div> <bR> <div> still pressing</div> <div> down? u really</div> <div> miss me huh?</div> <bR> <div> <U>I miss u2</U></div> <bR> <div> u've got </div> <div> SEX APPEAL ... </div> <bR> <bR> <div> u've got </div> <div> INTELLIGENCE ...</div> <bR> <bR> <div> u've got </div> <div> CLASS ...</div> <bR> <div>  </div> <div> u got da FACE, </div> <div> u got da BODY ... </div> <bR> <div>  </div> <div> I got the </div> <div> wrong number ... </div> <div> <U>SORRY</U></div> <bR> <bR> <div> When an apple is</div> <div> green it's ready</div> <div> to pluck,</div> <div> When a girl is</div> <div> sixteen she's</div> <div> ready to fuck!</div> <div> ___________</div> <div> Don't be sad...</div> <div> don't feel blue... Frankenstein</div> <div> was ugly too...</div> <bR> <div> U´re the one I</div> <div> love, the one I</div> <div> need but bad</div> <div> mistakes I´ve done</div> <div> indeed, in search</div> <div> for forgivness</div> <div> and happyness</div> <div> too I want to</div> <div> say that I love u</div> <bR> <bR> <div>  <FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" >    </FONT><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" >         </FONT></div> <div> ***********************</div> <div> *   Abracadabra     *</div> <div> ************************</div> <bR> <div> <FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#111111" FACE="Arial" >Damn, ur still ugly! </FONT>(<B>submitted by Simon Arbache)</B></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>