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Moving In With My Son
When I'm an old man,
I'll live with my son,
and make his life happy
and filled with such fun.
I want to pay back
all the joy he's provided
Returning each deed~
By Golly I'm excited
When I'm an old man
and live with my son~
I'll draw on the wall
with yellow, white, and blue
and bounce on the furniture
Ya, wearing shoes, too.
I'll drink from the carton
and then leave it out.
I'll stuff all the toilets
oh boy, will he shout! 
When I'm an old man
and live with my son~
I'll break all the furniture,
crack a window or two
Mark up the floors
with my brand new shoes.
Leave my clothes on the floor,
my Lord he will sing.
When you got parents,
you can't have anything.
When I'm an old man
and live with my son-
When he's on the phone
and just out of reach,
I'll get into things
like sugar and bleach.
Oh, he'll snap his fingers
and then shake his head,
and when things get tuff
I'll hide in my bed.
When I'm an old man
and live with my son~
I'll sit close to the TV,
thru the channels I'll click,
I'll cross both my eyes
to see if they stick.
I'll take off my socks
and throw one away,
and play in the mud
all the live long day.
When I'm an old man
and live with my son~
And later, in bed,
I'll lay back and sigh,
and thank God in prayer
and then close my eyes;
and my son will look down
with a smile slowly creeping,
and say with a groan,
"He's so nice when he's sleeping." 
When I'm an old man
and live with my son
- Chuck
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