Michael's Cardcaptors
2nd Annual Anniversary Contest

Thursday, August 22, 2002 Contest
entitled "Comic Strip"



Please read all rules listed below:

Email your entries to michaellgrant@hotmail.com

Make sure the subject line is "Comic Strip". You can enter as many times as you want for this contest only. Please include your shipping address along with your entry so I'll know where to send the prizes in each email. No P.O. Box Addresses will be accepted. If you uncomfortable giving out your shipping address, use a neighbor or another relative's address instead, just as long as you can receive the prizes. For participants outside the US, I have no control over customs charges, so if you win, please pay them if they are imposed so you can receive your prizes. This goes for all MCC contests. I want you to receive your prizes.
All entries must be received by Friday 23, 2002 at 11:59 PM. 
This means you have the rest of the week to think of the funniest lines the characters are saying.. You can type your answers right into the email if you'd like. Remember the idea is to make me laugh so do your best!!



The Comic Strip:


Here's an example (oh I crack myself up):
Pic #1: Sakura says, "Firey, you can do it this time."
Pic #2: Sakura says, "For the Honor of Grayskull!"
Pic #3: Sakura says, "I HAAAAAAAAAVE THE POWER!"
Pic #4: Firey says, "Oh man, here we go again."
Pic #5: Sakura says, "Was I cool or what?"
Yue says, "Yes good job Sakura."
Keroberous is thinking, "She's been watching too much She-Ra again."


For those who do not know who She-Ra is or want to know a bit more about it, click here or here or here.




Winning Entry from Sara Patterson from Cambridge, Ontario, Canada:

Pic #1 Sakura says: "I have a letter from the front desk!"
Pic #2 Sakura says: "Would the owner of a Honda Civic License Plate 160 AUM please raise there hand."
Pic #3 Sakura says: "Fine I'll just burn the car if no one wants it!"
Pic #4 Firey says: (looking for the car) "lets see...Honda Civic...160 AUM....there it is!" (Firey blows car up)
Pic #5 Sakura says: "Did you see that?"
Yue Says: "Just pretend you don't know her"
Kero thinks: 'Aw, that was my car...'

More wonderful entries (not shown in any particular order)

Sakura:All right Firey. Lets show the water we're allies to good and nightmere to it.
Sakura: Kaaaa Meeeee Haaaa Meeee
Sakura Firey!
Firey: I think Tori should stop watching DragonBall Z around her.
Sakura: Ha! Now I'm the Ultimate Super Sayian!
Yue:yeah yeah. You're the ultimate Super Sayian.
Kero: I'm a better Super Sayian then Sakura. Me! I'm the best super Sayian!

Pic #1: Sakura says, "Ok Fiery, its time to do this for the jillionth time^^I hope this works better than the real thing.....it'll save me money too^^"
Pic #2: Sakura says, "Ok Firey do your thing! We must restore order for the people here in Reedington."
Pic #3: Sakura says, "Alright!!!!!!! This is alot easier then haveing to buy a bottle of Draino and pouring it^^!"
Pic #4: Firey says, "Kero is gonna get it when i'm done doing this AGAIN.......@-@"
Pic #5:Sakura says, "OH Yue!!!!!!! It was you clogging up all the toilets in Reedington. But how?"
Yue says, ".Kero accidentally knocked me into the sewers. He dropped candy into it, and made me go get it @@"
Keroberous is thinking, "Oh boy looks like i wont get any treats for a long............tiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeee"

Pic #1: Sakura says, "What am I suppused to do with this?
Pic #2:Sakura says, "Here goes nothing!
Pic #3: Sakura says, "Power of Firey,listen to me!!
Pic #4: Firey says," Why do I listen to her?
Pic #5: Sakura says,"What's the matter with you guys?
Yue says," You're so impossible!
Keroberos is thinking," Why'd we choose you to be new master again?"

Pic #1: Sakura says,"Please work this time.
Pic #2: Sakura says," Moon cosmic power!!"
Pic #3: SAkura says," Transform!!"
Pic #4: Firey says," Mars fire blast!"
Picc #5:Sakura says,"It actually works!"
Yue says (sarcastically)," Good job Sailor Moon."
Keroberos is thinking," If she keeps this up I may start believing this isn't Cardcaptors anymore."

Pic #1: Sakura says," I'll use this card in attack mode."
Pic #2: Sakura says," I summon the Flameswordsman!"
Pic #3: Sakura says,"Kamehameha!"
Pic #4: Firey says," I am the Flameswordsman!"
Pic #5: Sakura says,"I am a super saiyan!"
Yue says," Nice job."
Keroberos is thinking," What do you mean 'Nice Job'! She got Yu-Gi-Oh and DBZ mixed up! She is so impossible!"

Pic #1: Sakura says," Please work this time."
Pic #2: Sakura says,"I choose you, Firey!!"
Pic #3: Sakura says," Use Fire!"
Pic #4: Firey says to himself," Of course I'm going to use fire. I'm the element fire!! There's nothing else I can do!"
Pic #5: Sakura says," I did it!"
Yue says," The world is coming to an end!"
Keroberos is thinking," You got that right. First it's SM, then Yu-Gi-Oh and DBZ, and NOW it's Pokemon! She has to stick to the chant."

Sakura: Nope thats not it. I can never remember what to say.
Sakura: Maybe...
Sakura: Key which holds the.....
Firey: Every single time!
Sakura: Yup that was it.
Yueh: Does this happen often?
Keroberos: It's a miracle we got through the 1st and 2nd season.

Pic #1:Sakura says, Ha! I never learn this card in Li school for his nagging. 
Pic #2:Sakura says, well I will try it anyway. "Something card realease your power or just tell me what you are? 
Pic #3:Sakura says, Look at the pretty colors! whoooooooo! Ahhhhhhh! 
Pic #4:Firey says, you don't know what I am. You must have failed Li's nags 101. Opps! Sorry I had some taco bell food this afternoon. 
Pic #5: Sakura says, Now what do I do? 
Yue says, You figure it out. The smell of firey makes me have to kneel down for a while. whoooooooo! keroberose says, Why do I have to work with these people?

Pic #1: Sakura says, "I'm gonna place this card. Face down!"
Pic #2: Sakura says, "Oops I said that out loud!"
Pic #3: Sakura says, "Anyways........it's time to duel!"
Pic #4: Firey says, "I'm getting confused."
Pic #5:Sakura says, "That was fun! Just like Yu-Gi-Oh!"
Yue says, "I guess so."
Keroberous is thinking, "Sakura really needs to cut down on the anime."

Pic #1: Sakura says, "To release the Firey, or not to release the Firey. That is the Question..."
Pic #2: Sakura says, "..Nah well - that's just get this over with already!"
Pic #3: Sakura says, "...Release!"
Pic #4: Firey says, "All in a days work!"
Pic #5:Sakura says, "I rocked!"
Yue says, "......Yes Sakura! Excellent job."
Keroberous is thinking, "...Y'know Firey should kinda get the credit for that."

Pic #1: Sakura says, "Firey Card - you're my last hope. You better work......."
Pic #2: Sakura says, "...or it's the shredder for you!!!!"
Pic #3: Sakura says, "MUH-HU-HA-HA-HA" (that's supposed to be evil laughs by the way)
Pic #4: Firey says, "Why me? Why me?!! It's always me!!"
Pic #5:Sakura says, "Oh wow! It worked. Aren't I so brilliant Yue?!!"
Yue says, "um.... interesting tactics.......... i guess (!)."
Keroberous is thinking, "I think Sakura's lost her touch..."

Pic #1: Sakura says, "I've gotta defeat this monster somehow, can my flame arrow do it?!?"
Pic #2: Sakura says, "Rayearth!!"
Pic #3: Sakura says, "Flame Arrow!!"
Pic #4: Firey says, "This'll not look good on my resume..."
Pic #5: Sakura says, "I did it!! Wasn't that awesome, or what?"
Yue says, *laughing nervously* "Oh yeah, Sakura, that was great."
Keroberous is thinking, "We've got to get her away from the TV, she's been watching too much MKR - she'll soon turn into Hikaru if she keeps this up..."

sakura "Well Let me think... in science fire is good against water. Ok I'll use fire."
Sakura"Fire! Go and Wash out the water!"
Sakura"No wait a second I ment the erase card. Erase! I said Erase!!!!"
Firey"I can beat water. Ahh! No I can't! My ego was shot down in it's prime. Help!"
Sakura"See the firey took care of the water tunnels"
Yue"The firey is dead. What are you talking about!"
Kero'I can't believed I picked Sakura as the Card mistress. She isn't that bright.Where's that Li kid? I'll make him the owner of the cards.'

Sakura "Well Firey you were a bad clow card. Helping the negaverse like that. Time to punish you for the Sailor Scout's sake"
Sakura: "Cherry Blossom Star Power!(transforming music in background)"
Sakura"Time for you to dunk your head in water and think about it!"
Firey"Great. I was a bad guy in her Sailor Moon dream so now I get punished. Typical."
Sakura"Yeah! I beat the bad guy! I stand for love and justice! I'm Sailor Cherry Blossom! Ya!"
Yue"You look very lovely in that Sailor suit Sakura."
Kero"He is always sucking up to Sakura like that. Maybe he has a crush on her. Hee Hee"

Sakura: Hic- Lets- hic-do-hic-this
Sakura: Firey! Let's go to the-BURP!
Sakura:Oh my excuse me!
Firey: That was just nasty!
Sakura: I'm really-Burp! Excuse me. (Farts) oh my. I don't think i should have ate that burrito! Burp!(fart)
Yue: I think she should stop that late night drinking
Kero thinks:You try sleeping in her room. she eats buritos before she goes to bed. I'm telling you it smells bad. A bad tunnel of wind. Gasy wind.

Sakura: I'm Sakura Starwind!
SAkura: Ok Firey are we ready to start the outlaw Star?
Sakura: Firey? Is everything ok?
Firey: All systems are red!
Sakura: All right! Let's look for the galactic layline!
Yur: Right! So where's the ship?
Kero: That's it! I'm sick of this! All we do is role play! I'm addutioning for that new part on pokemon!

Sakura: This is all just a dream.
Sakura: It's time to end it now!
Sakura: Firey! Come and end my dream!!!!!
Firey: End the water tunnel's dream? ok!
Sakura: Hey I said mine! Oh well. Let's go back to the BeBop.
Yue: Hi! I'm Faye! Now where are my sexy clothes?
Kero: I wanted to be faye with her sexy outfit. *Drools*

Sakura: Hamtaro! Little Hamsters big adventures! 
Sakura:That show is sooo cool! I've got an idea!
Sakura: Firey! Become a Ham Ham!
Firey: I am reborn under the name of Hamtaro!!!!
Sakura: I have yet another Hamster friend!
Yur: It's so cute!
Kero: Humph! I was suppossed to be the next ham ham!

Sakura: I hope I have right the card this time
Sakura: Earthy!
Sakura: um release?
Firey: I'm firey get the name right!
Sakura: Shoot not again!
Yue: I win the bet!
Keroberos: Shoot there goes my pudding!!

Sakura:Hmmm...This card should work. 
Sakura:Fiery you are soo good against water you can do it. I know it. 
Sakura:Fiery I am counting on you. I know it. Come and burn the water out! 
Fiery: Wait what....NO didn't you pay attention in science I am bad against water. AHHHHHH!!! 
Sakura:Oh but I thought fire was good against water. 
Yue: Are you dumb or just incredibly stupid? 
Kero Thinking: I raised a stupid cardcaptor once again. I should have done it myself.

Sakura:Hmm...What was i supposed to say again 
Sakura: I got it! 
Sakura: Fiery Come to my aim! 
Fiery:Wait 1 minute you said it worng no!! ANd by the way i suck against water!!!!! 
Sakura:Wait did i do something wrong guys? 
Yue:She's seeing Li to much. 
Kero Thinking:I got to go see Li at that stripper club. Man are his abs hot.

Sakura: (Singing) Never seen a blue sky. 
Sakura: I can feel it reaching out and moving closer. There something about blue: 
Sakura: Blues clues, Blues clues. You gotta find another paw print that's the Firey's job to take care of the water. 
Fiery: I'm steve and i'm 35 and i still don't know what a cruton was until a pepper shaker told me. 
Sakura: Bob the builder, can we fix it, Bob the builder yes we can. 
Yue: Hey wheres my barney costume. I love you, You love me, we're a happy clow family...(Trails off singing) 
Kero: Little kids songs. It's itsy bitsy time, it's itsy bitsy time...

Sakura: Hm.. This card has to work. 
Sakura: Digi-modify! 
Sakura:Fiery activate. 
Fiery:AH!!!!!! She watches way to much digimon in the morning!! Now i'm going to die!!!! 
Sakura:Where did fiery go. 
Yue: I don't know Sakura,maybe you should start to pay attention to cardcaptoring then the stupid tv! 
Kero: IT's all my fault, I am playing the digimon world 3 game way to much. Now I got her saying digi-modify! 
Picture #1: 
Sakura says: Hey... I swear that thing just winked at me. 

Picture #2: 
Sakura says: Hey! Up there! Yeah, I'll trade you this Clow Card for that cookie straight across. Please? 

Picture #3: 
Sakura says: 
I know I look like a drive-thru waitress. 
Would you like fries with that? 
RELEASE! 

Picture #4: 
Firey says: 
Ow, my butt is on fire! 
I am so not getting paid enough for this. 

Picture #5: 
Yue says: You almost burned town the entire city! 
Sakura says: Oops. I did it again? 
Kero says: I swear I don't know her. 

Picture #1: Sakura says, "Ooh, I wonder what's for dinner! Anyway…"

Picture #2: Sakura says, "This is making my arm ache so much!"

Picture #3: Sakura says, "Firey card! Ooh! Ow!"

Picture #4: Firey says, "Why on earth did I volunteer for this job?"

Picture #5: Sakura says, "Woohoo, the Sakura-meister strikes 
again!"

Yue says, "Whatever you say, Sakura."

Keroberos is thinking, "Having all this power must be 
going to her head!"




Prize Lot (Valued at over $80):




Cardcaptors TCG Booster Box Series 1
Cardcaptors TCG Booster Box Series 2
Cardcaptors Clow Book
2 Cardcaptors Sticker Sheets
Sakura T-Shirt from Australia Size L
Cardcaptors Digital Mix & Match Watch
Cardcaptors 3-Pack PVC Figurines
Kero and Clow Book Keychain
Cardcaptors My Sticker Tote (100 stickers and sticker album)


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