Things I Am Wondering About...

    This page is exactly what I titled...things I am wondering about...things I have no answers to so I ponder them...  Read on to be amazed, intrigued and entertained.

7 - 07 - 03
1.  Does SNL stand for "Saturday Night Liberal"?  Or does it stand for "Still Not Laughing"?
2.  Does PETA stand for "Pathelogically Extreme Tactless Assholes"?
3.  Does Jacque Chirac bend over daily for Saddam Hussein?  Or just nightly?
4.  If the rest of the world hates us (the USA)...why do they always ask for our help?
5.  If the rest of the world hates us (the USA)...why do they risk their lives to come over here on rafts, boats and anything else they can form into crude floating platforms?
6.  It is said that all men love breasts...  So do gay men like overweight men because they have breasts too?
7.  Why are my nipple hairs soo damn LONG?
8.  Why does the scrotum have the same skin as the elbow?  Eww.....
9.  If someone were having anal sex and the other person farted...would the scrotum inflate and explode?


3 - 24 - 03
1.  I am wondering just how the Liberal Left can actually start to moan about this turning into another Vietnam?  Err...duh...we are WINNING in a HUGE WAY!
2.  So we found a chemical weapons plant in Iraq and the UN isn't apologetic...  How can anyone ever believe that the UN is on our side ever again?
3.  So Susan Suranden gave a peace sign at the Academy Awards last night.  I wonder why she just didn't flip off the P.O.W's in Iraq like she REALLY wanted to?  Susan Suranden, you are such a fucking bitch!  Go die in Iraq with all the other people that HATE America!
4.  I wonder how Michael Moore doesn't know that he is the BEST advertisement for the death penalty?  BLOW ME Michael Moore!
5.  I just cannot and can never understand how Hollywood will not support our troops!  It is mind boggling!  I can't wrap my mind around it!  It just can't be true!  But it is!  They simply will NOT support the people fighting, dying and being tortured to keep them safe!  The people in the military are SACRIFICING themselves so that Hollywood can live, can work, can love, can act, can speak and can be FREE!  I don't get it...  Do the Liberal Left, who always say they love life, HATE the lives of the people who keep them from being under a Dictator?  I guess so...  It makes no sense...no sense at all...
6.  I wonder how people don't know it is the year 2003?  THE 1960's ARE OVER!!!!!  CAN ANYONE READ THE WORDS I AM POSTING??????    The hippie movement, even in it's day, was sad and pathetic.  How it has stayed around this entire time is even MORE sad and pathetic!  Geeze!  Seriously folks!
7.  Last thought I will post up today.  Hey Dixie Chicks!  Get your tubes tied!  STOP DILUTING THE GENE POOL!

3 - 19 - 03

1.  I just saw Dell Computer's new commercial called, "The Interns" and I am left just wondering what ever happened to that HOT blonde they used to have on it?  I mean honestly!  She was drop dead gorgeous and they let her go and replaced her with the average girl now on?  That makes no sense...
2.  So France says that if Iraq uses chemical weapons they will come riding in and fight beside us...  Is it just me or does the idea of an army of cowardly Jerry Lewis loving FROGS fighting beside us just too funny?  LOL
3.  I was listening to some comments Senator Tom Dashel made and it came to me that a lot of people don't play word games anymore!  I wonder why?  It is fun!  Especially that word game where you make a word from the letters of other words. For example I can use the words, "Liberal Democrat" to make the word, "TRAITOR".  Wonder why more people don't play this game?
4.  Does CNN stand for the Communist News Network?  I wonder...
5.  I wonder why Hollywood is so completely anti-America?  Is it because they are communists?  Or is it because they are communist assholes?  I wonder...
6.  Speaking of Hollywood and Liberal Democrats...  I wonder why and how they don't know that they are so completely out of touch with the common American?  Are they just THAT dumb?  Or are they THAT dumb and full of shit?
7.  I am also wondering about all of these anti-America protesters...  I am wondering why they don't just FUCKING LEAVE THE USA!!!!!!!  They hate America THAT much?  LEAVE YOU ASSHOLES!!!!!!!  LEAVE AND DON'T COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3 - 18 - 03
1.  So, war is about to begin...  I am wondering why isn't Hanoi Jane Fonda over in Iraq telling our troops they are baby killers now?  Is she just too old and waiting for Susan Surandan to go over for her?
2.  I've waited and waited and waited...  Why hasn't Barbara Striesand left the US like she promised she would if Bush was elected?  C'mon!  Leave already you ugly bitch!!!
3.  Why would anyone take Martin Sheen seriously about politics?  The guy has been arrested over 65 times.
4.  Why are the French such ungrateful assholes?  We gave up hundreds of thousands of lives to save their butts in WWI and WWII!


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