I make room for you amongst the accumulation of rubble that I have obtained as a bachelor.  You notice a smell that you can't quite place...I grin and light a scented candle.  It sets the mood nicely as I sit beside you.  You notice the smell gets worse and that the candle actually burns brighter when I am around...  You are intrigued...  Never before have you met a man of such mystery...  I yawn and deftly put my arm around you...  You want....


...more romance...

...to join me in my bedroom...