The BEST Quotes I
Have Ever Heard!!!
These are quotes that I have heard
(or read) and that I have found to be both completely true and funny.
This page will be updated infrequently because the rule I have is
that I must hear (or read) the quote myself.
Journalist and authors, Romain Gubert and
Emmanuel Saint-Martin:
"With our sermons, our empty
gestures and our poetic flights, we (the French) have pissed off the
planet. Worse: we make them laugh."
Will's comments:
Yes! LOL FINALLY some spineless cheese eaters see the
TRUTH! LOL :c)
Iraq Pentagon War Briefing,
Fox News Channel,
7:21am Friday, April 11th, 3003:
British Reporter, "In that deck of 55 cards you have of the
55
most wanted in Iraq, does that include the Iraqi Information Minister?
Because
every deck of cards needs a Joker."
Audience *exuberant laughter*
Will's comments: I LOVE the British! They have the
quickest
wits and best sense of humor!!!! :c)
Fox and Friends, Fox News Channel,
6:40am Tuesday, March 18th, 2003: "I don't think the
terrorists will target the Oscars because they have too many
sympathizers there..."
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