Q.
How come you've stopped with the original stuff?
All you do now is put up other peoples's stuff...
A. Err...you have a point there. In my defense, the stuff I
have been adding to my site I find pretty good. But I do concede to
your point. You are right, I have stopped with my original comedy bits.
I have just been busy as of late. Also I am lasking inspiration. All
my attention is to my last semester of college, work and the war. It
is March 29th, 2003 by the way.
Q.
You're a liar... You DO hate all Democrats!
A. Damn! Do you know how hard you make my nipples? How
about this? For those of you who come to my site, you have seen the
following paragraph in my "Why the Liberal Left Is Wrong" page. I
will simply cut and paste it to make my point.
*My comments on Michael Moore*
How the Liberal Left, the part of the
democratic movement that makes the good and decent Democrats in America
seem like insane loons, can take Michael Moore seriously is beyond me.
This is the same guy who took a victim of the Columbine shootings
to K-mart's Sports Department to demand a refund. He did this so
that he could film it for his movie, Bowling for Columbine. Without
him, the victim would have never even thought of that little scheme. Isn't
this EXPLOITATION? Isn't that something the Liberal Left usually
screams out and decries as WRONG?
This is the same man who is also continually
guilty of racist stereotypes! Does he "actually" believe that all
black men are gangsta's, all asians own chinese restaurants and all white
men are white collar wimps? The answer, through what he continually
says, is YES! Aren't racial stereotypes wrong? Isn't that what
the Liberal Left ALWAYS tells us?
But I see that the Liberal Left is only concerned
with power and the attaining and reattainment of it. Everything
else be damned! My opinion of the Liberal Left is that they are
traitors to America and that since they HATE America so much that they
should LEAVE! Once they experience the restrictive and sometimes
inhumane laws of other countries they will FINALLY realize what their political
base, the honest and patriotic Democrats, have always known. America
is beautiful!
Michael Moore LEAVE AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q.
You seem to hate all Democrats...
A. Actually no. I like Democrats just like I like Republicans.
I just HATE the extremists that are on the political spectrum. I
hate the Liberal Left and the extreme Right Wing. They are both foaming
at the mouth INSANE! Why? I don't believe religion should be
in everything but at the same time I don't believe it should be left out of
everything. That is the basis of what I believe politically. I
am also not, "Middle Of The Road". I am more Libertarian than I am
Democrat or Republican. But between Dem and Rep, I am more Republican.
Does that make sense? LOL
Q.
Why are all men such jerks? All you ever think about
when you see a woman is sex sex sex. You disgust me.
A. That isn't true. Yeah for some guys it is. But there
are some of us who don't do that and have respect for women. Then
there are the guys that are gay and don't look or even think of women sexually.
But because you have such a wonderful view on men, I made two SPECIAL
and WONDERFUL pictures for you and ONLY YOU!
Click here!
And click
here!
Q.
It's annoying that your question page is old up top and new
down bottom. Could you flip flop it? Thanks.
A. Err...okay... Here you go!
Q.
Will, you are a very attractive guy. You must have ALL
the ladies running after you...just how do you fend them all off?
A. I have a long stick at which I have attached some poo
at the end. I call it my Poo Stick!
Q.
Are you ever going to put up pics of your so-called
perfect butt online so we can see what all your fuss is all about?
A. Yes I am! I am planning to do a series of pics
with my butt tastefully featured in them. Right now I am working
on a virtual tour of Atlanta, Georgia...with my butt in every pic. But...oddly
enough...none of my friends wants to take those pics! Weird huh?
Anyway, I am in the process of doing other pics with my butt in them.
Q.
Do you have any tattoos are piercings?
A. I have my left ear pierced and I am going to get a tattoo
of "Made in Taiwan" on my back where a shirt tag would normally rest.
I will put the pic of the tattoo up when I get it.
Q.
Are you really single? Or does your girlfriend
get mad at this site?
A. I am really single... Yeah! I can't believe
that myself! That is just...mind blowing isn't it?
Q.
Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
A. I dunno...Darwinism decrees that the chicken come first
though (ponder that one). But, in my opinion, it doesn't matter.
They are both quite tasty!
Q.
What is the meaning of life?
A. To bid on me and to love me and to buy me many things!
Q.
Just how hairy ARE you?
A. Hairy enough where when I shaved my butt recently I clogged
up my shower drain.
Q.
If you die can I have one of your organs?
A. Yes. When I die you can eat my brain. It
will give you power.
Q.
Didn't we go to school together?
A. Did we?
Q.
Do you remember me? I'm ########! We
dated in high school!
A. And....and you would admit to that? More power
to you! You go girl!
Q.
Why is it that in the last picture on your dating
game that it looks like your eyes are following me everywhere I go?
A. That is because I am staring at your breasts.
Q.
Are you a chauvinist? You do look rather piggish.
A. I believe in women's rights and equality! But at
the same time I am a GOD! I am complex that way...
Q.
Are you fat?
A. No, but I am constipated...
Q.
Why do men want a woman to be a combination of wife/mother/cook/whore?
A. That is just "some" men. Most of us only want our
women to be easy. Is that soo much to ask?
Q.
Is this a personal ad for you? I've tried personal
ads and I can't seem to meet the right man...could you help me out there?
A. The first question's answer is reading my "Special Message".
As to the latter...you REALLY want my help? Did you experience
some sort of blunt head trauma or something? LOL :c) Okay
then..."just" for you I will put up a page with my opinions on what
would make a personal ad GREAT for a woman.
Click
here for that page.
Q. Who
is your favorite "The Man Show" Juggy?
A. My favorite Juggy is Suzanne Talhouk. I would marry
her in an instant, even if her condition was that I had to cut off my
right nut. I wouldn't do it if it was my left one though. I
may be desperate, but I am not crazy!
Q.
What the hell are you doing on the top right "Dancing"
picture?
A. Use your imagination and let it free you to a new dimension
of pleasure...
Q.
You mentioned you wanted Sandra Bullock, Kelly Rowland
and Kristy Swanson. If you had to choose one, who would it be?
A. I would choose all three of them, at the same time, in a vat
of jello... Oh who am I kidding? Just give me the vat of jello...
Will likes food and food likes Will!
Q.
Damn dude, you are FUGLY!
A. One day the world shall bow down in terror before me... I
work hard to look the way I do!
Q.
Your entire site...why?
A. Because it is better than picking my butt...
Q.
How big is your ass?
A. It is larger than life and twice as squishy!
Q.
Blondes, brunettes or redheads?
A. Redheads are my weakness.
Q. *From the guy who asked me about what porn star I would marry
and if I would put up pics of them.*
"Hey, that isn't funny. I'm
over 18. Why won't you put up nude pictures of those porn stars for
me?"
A. I didn't mean it to be funny. You actually gave me a
great idea on which I expounded upon. You can tell by just looking
at the page. Okay, okay... You want to see XXX Hot Naked Porn?
I made another page just for you. Check it out
here.
More Q&A's to come...as soon as I receive more
e-mails that is... So keep sending them in!
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