Could you be any more like Chandler?
The most lovable wiseguy around, you've got more than a little Bing inside
you, don't 'cha? Front and center in your Chandler-ness is that unstoppable
wit, keeping everyone in stitches (or at least deflecting uncomfortable situations).
And like the Chan-Chan man, you'd never leave your pals out in the cold.
But your generosity is so inconspicuous that people often don't even notice
it.
Romantically, a soft, sweet, heart and charming, insecurity
rule. You might, however, be held back from love by that nagging little fear
of, well, growing up. Ya think? But, like the adorable Mr. Bing himself,
it's just because you care so much and don't want to let anyone down.
You are a mad man and your theme song is
"Born to be Wild." You're the guy most likely to run out on the baseball
diamond during a rain delay or bang on the penalty box at a hockey game.
Either way, when your mug comes on the Jumbotron, the crowd goes nuts. Whether
it's bungee jumping off a bridge, or ducking the ropes at a ski resort, you
throw caution to the wind—or so it seems to others. But you know that it's
not danger that you crave, but the excitement that comes with challenging
your fears. That's why you've got no problem asking a total stranger to dance.
You are an instant party, and your friends love you for the risks you take,
because whether you show it or not, you're pretty much in control when you
take them. So full speed ahead as you take the world in a love embrace. You
know your birthright and Steppenwolf helps take you there.