An Actual
Letter From a Liberal
Dear Insane Right Winger,
How dare you portray liberals the way you do
on your site! We liberals are not in anyway what you think.
We are first and foremost people of strong moral fiber. After
all, if we were not as moral as we were we would not have been able to
forgive former president Clinton's affair. We would also not be
able to think it is correct to try and legalize drugs and also to
support criminals over victims in the justice system. After all,
it is IMMORAL that victims even DARE to prosecute those poor
defenseless criminals. It doesn't matter that the criminals are
armed with guns. They are truly defenseless because of people
like you, who have spent your life repressing them. That is why
YOU should NOT have guns! So if you ever get robbed the so-called
"criminal" can shoot you dead! Not that we liberals are violent
people. After all, our hippie roots give us god-like pasifistic
tendancies. That is why whenever we protest we start riots to
prove once and for all that we are peaceful! That is why we
threaten violence at all times to get our way to show you insane right
wingers how futile violence is! Do you see how open-minded we
are?
See, we accept people of all races.
Except white. White people are the devil. It doesn't matter
that I am white. I am a liberal so I am not truly "white".
See, we accept people of all religions. Except Christian.
We HATE Christians and want them ALL to DIE HORRIBLE SLOW
DEATHS!! See, we accept people with different sexual
preferences. That is why we created the ACLU, to protect
pedofiles and their RIGHT, yes their RIGHT to molest small children!
You see, we know we are correct in all
things. That is why we have Hollywood to tell you what to
think. That is why our school systems are controlled by us to
TELL your children, even until college, what to think and
believe. We control what they see, what they think and soon we
will control what they do. Not that we want total control over
them. If they would only do everything we want and think
everything we want then we will leave them alone. Yes, we control
the media as well. But can you blame us? We don't have
control over talk radio yet! That only leaves us with TV, Cable
and the Print Media! That is unfair! We only want complete
control of the news! Is that to much to ask?
We are not hypocrites though, as you
say. Yes we do the things that we accuse others of doing.
Also we demonize those that do our same tactics. But that is not
hypocritical! And we do NOT lie! We just don't tell the
truth. There is a large differenct between the two. The
difference is we are right in all we do and you should DIE!
WE ARE ALSO MORE PATRIOTIC THAN YOU!
Being patriotic means using the rights given to us by the Constitution
to undermine the country to make it better by destroying it.
Because the country is evil and wrong. Only the rest of the world
is correct, governmentally. You see, we have too many freedoms
given to us by the Constitution. We MUST change it so that people
will have less freedoms! We need to control people so that Whites
and Christians are outlawed! ONLY THEN will our country prosper!
You see, I am free to say this as protected by
my Freedom of Speech! I am free to say anything that I
want! But YOU CANNOT! If you dare to even mention one thing
no matter if it is good or bad about any other race or religion I will
slap a lawsuit on you soo fast you will not know what to think!
You see, we Liberals have cornered the market on "sensitivity".
So that is why I can call for the death of Whites and Christians.
But if you even say "Race X exists" I will say you are racially
insensitive and FORCE YOU to take sensitivity training you idiot!
I hope you die you scum, you insane right
winger! But I and my friends will persist. For we are more
moral, patriotic and sensitive than you, you jerk! Down with
America! Up with drugs, free sex and sex with little children!
From your friend,
Politically Correct Liberal
