How To Bid On Me!



Send an e-mail to     willf1974@yahoo.com    
Make sure you include the following information.


First Name
Middle Name (Optional)
Last Name
Age
Gender  
What You Want Me For  
     example...Husband, Boyfriend, Dietary Supplement, to call me "Wee Wee" while pelting me with
     squirrels...etc...etc...
Bid Amount
Any Additional Comments

     Optional Attachment with your e-mail...  A picture of yourself!  Remember ladies...the better the picture, the better your chances are of getting a STUD like me!


     If you are still wondering what the completed information will look like here is the first EVER bid I received!
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Sexy...

Rover C Puddles
3 years old
Female
I want you because you smell like poo.
I bid this spotted thing I found under my couch for you.
Your face is unique...like a bald monkey covered in butter....


     See how EASY it is to bid for me?  Now....go ahead and send your e-mail!  I will be waiting!  But just know, I will place the best bids up for all to see including your pic...so expect to see yourself on my page soon!




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Special Note:  Sandra Bullock, Kelly Rowland and Kristy Swanson...you can have me and all of my glory with a special financing program I will set-up for any of you!  I will even offer any of you a special rebate program...just bid on me...PLEASE!  BID ON ME!!!!!!!!!  Heh heh!  :c)


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