I first remember Dennis Miller as the
anchorperson for SNL's left wing rant of a news show rip off. But
now that he has stopped the liberal drivel spouting...he is actually
pretty funny and insightful. Now I don't agree with everything
that he says. But I do like the way he writes. So I am
putting up some of the stuff I find that he writes. So read on
and enjoy! :c)
ACLU Hasn't A-C-L-U-E
Saturday, November 01, 2003
By Dennis Miller
Hey, get this...I want to talk about the ACLU which, quite
frankly, doesn’t have an A-C-L-U-E anymore.
The ACLU worked to postpone the California Recall, is fighting to get
rid of public displays of the Ten Commandments, fighting against the
Boy Scouts and for NAMBLA, the North American Man-Boy Love
Association.
Working to defend their rights! In short, on the wrong side of almost
every issue. The American Civil Liberties Union is imploding and the
wide array of life options it endorses seems to no longer include a
belief in the traditional American way.
They have no use for common sense; they think it’s common. The big ACLU
push during the holidays now is to get rid of public depictions of the
Nativity Scene during Christmas. Yeah, that’s what’s wrong with the
country, plastic depictions of Christ's birth. The ACLU has now
degenerated to the point where they’ll fight against your right to
erect a Nativity Scene but they’ll fight for the right of the local
freak who stumbles into the scene and fondles one of the sheep.
Not that they’re always wrong. The ACLU is now helping to overturn a
Mississippi state law that prohibits homosexual couples in that state
from adopting children and I believe that is a fair-minded cause. But
you know folks, while I’m not an expert on the subject, if you’re gay
and you’ve chosen to set up shop in Mississippi, well even I’m
reasonably sure that you’re not equipped to adopt children.
ACLU lawyers love to lounge around in the self-righteous ether until
the 'atrocity alarm' goes off and then it’s down the fire pole, into
their Bass Weejuns and right out the door to provide immediate
succor
and aid to the worst humanity has to offer, gallingly, all in the name
of humanity.
And they always bring up our forefathers and say they were civil
libertarians. C’mon, our forefathers would have never tolerated any of
this current-day crap. For God’s sake, they were blowin’ guys' heads
off because they put a tax on their breakfast beverage! And it wasn’t
even coffee! Imagine how nuts they would have been on a 4-shot
espresso.
Let me get this straight. We don’t hate people who prey on children
anymore? Did I miss a meeting? Well, if we’re not gonna go sling blade
on predators just tell me cause if that’s the case I’m gonna go live in
Alec Baldwinia.
Got that?
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