Name:  Mrs. Allil Bin Laden
Age:  Age is only in your mind
Gender:  All women!
What you want me for:  To please me for Osama's pee-pee is soo TINY he cannot find it anymore.
Bid amount:  I will swallow for you!  ;)
Additional Comments:  Please make me feel like woman and I shall help you hunt down Osama and let camel have sex with him up his butt!
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Name:  Consuela Miranda Adelena Genoa Smith
Age:  25
Gender:  If you can't tell you are NOT A MAN!
What you want me for:  To join my glorious revolution to overthrow the forces of adult diapers.
Bid amount:  My bid is to let you keep your left butt cheek!
Additional Comments:  Kneel and accept me as your new leader!
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Name:  The Wonder-Twins!
Age(s):  21
Gender:  You have to ask?  ....just how dumb are you?
What you want me for:  To sexily sexify you with our sexiness suckah!
Bid amount:  A furlogh of our "special" silicone stockpile.
Additional Comments:  Wonder-Twin Powers Activate!  Form Of "Rump-Shakers"!
*Will's Comments*:  Oh you two are HOT!  My nipples vibrate for you two and you two alone!
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Name:  Papa Smurf
Age:  Does it really matter to you?
Gender:  100% Smurf!!!
What you want me for:  To smurf you hard up your smurf and smurf all over you!
Bid amount:  Smurfette's virginity...yeah right...like she is one...  "MY" virginity then!
Additional Comments:  I wanna fersnizzle your nizzle my smurfy smurf!
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Name:  On your knees NOW!
Age:  Hands behind your head!!!!!
Gender:  YOU are the woman...so BEG!!!!
What you want me for:  Your money NOW!  Hand it over you sexual gerbil-entry of a man!
Bid amount:  You get to live!
Additional Comments:  I do find you attractive, attractive enough that I want to kick you in your balls!
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Name:  The Ladies Hell's Angels Auxiliary and Pastry Baking Society
Age:  65 to 105 years of age
Gender :  Females
What you want me for:  To be our bitch
Bid amount:  Up yours sweet cheeks!
Additional Comments:  Squeal for us...squeal...SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Name:  Amber Dextrus
Age:  23
Gender:  Female
What you want me for:  To munch my pony's butt
Bid amount:  However much mucus I can spew up in one hour
Additional Comments:  You remind me of something yellow I found in my ear once, long ago.
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Name:  Ooo-oo-aaah Ahhh-eee
Age:  19
Gender:  Female
What you want me for:  To lick your armpit
Bid amount:  Two steamy piles of poo
Additional Comments:  Ah-ah-oo-ooo!!
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Name:  Bet you would like to know
Age:  18 perfect years
Gender:  If you can't tell, you are dumber than you look
What you want me for:  Hot, hot, HOT exploration in the bedroom
Bid amount:  What bid?  You know you want me
Additional Comments:  My e-mail address is anonymous and you will never ever know how to contact me.
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*Will's comment* :  Oh ye gods!  PLEASE E-MAIL ME BACK!!!!  Get in touch with me!  I'll even bid on you!!!!

Name:  Hillary Billary
Age:  55
Gender:  I want to be your woman
What you want me for:  My sheep died and I need some good lovin'
Bid amount:  My tractor and half of my harvest
Additional Comments:  Yeeeeee-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
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