Witch Trial Quotes

Phoebe: Hello? Anybody home? Sister witches, guess what?

Piper: Sister witches? I can't believe you said that. What's the matter with you?

Phoebe: Is this the credit check?
Piper: It's not what you think... we were just... we... we... were just kissing... that's all.
Phoebe: Piper, you don't have to justify it. You're single. You're responsible. You're way overdue in the sex department. I say go for it.
Piper: I'm not way overdue. All right, maybe a little. But that's besides the point. I would never just sleep with a guy to get something. You know that.

Phoebe: Wait, you guys. Don't you even know what tomorrow is? (They stare at her.) It's our one year anniversary of becoming witches. HELLO.
Piper: Tomorrow is? Really?
Prue: So...
Phoebe: So? So? It's a day to celebrate.

Prue: I mean, we've been demon-free for over a month now, I'd like to keep it that away.
Piper: Amen to that.

Piper: Why does the book do that? How does the book do that?

Phoebe: The Book Of Shadows? Where's the Book of Shadows?
Piper: So much for being demon-free.

Piper: Well, it took the Book of Shadows somewhere. And he's powerful too. No other demons been able to steal the book.
Prue: But if he's so powerful, why didn't he kill us?
Phoebe: He probably didn't want to go up against you.

Phoebe: That's what the Book of Shadows says. Fight it with The Power of One. That's gotta mean your power. It's the strongest.
Prue: Says who?
Phoebe: Says every demon or warlock we've been gone up against.

Phoebe: We better think of something fast, because without the Book of Shadows, we're not the Charmed Ones anymore.

Dan: Jenny? Jenny, come on. Talk to me.
Prue, Piper and Phoebe: Whoa!
Jenny: International Operator, please. Saudi Arabia.
Prue: Saudi Arabia?
Dan: I'm sorry. We're moving in the next door. Or at least we're trying to. Our phone's not hooked up yet.

Dan: And that's my niece Jenny. Who's obviously not talking to me. Jenny, sweet, come on.

Phoebe: I saw him first.
Piper: Demons now, drooling later.

Phoebe: Oh, wait a minute. The scariest demons we've ever run across opens up some portal at our attic, and steals the Book of Shadows and you want to go into the office?

Piper: What are we doing here?
Phoebe: Celebrating the Equinox. Can't you just feel it? The energy in this place? It's a convergence.
Piper: It's a crock.

Piper: Relax? My life was a mess before our little wake up call this morning, remember?

Piper: I don't wanna connect.
Phoebe: We have to connect.
Piper: I don't wanna try it.
Phoebe: Ok, but we have to, because...
Piper: Why?
Phoebe: What have we got to lose, okay?
Piper: Well, apparently we've got our clothes to lose.

Piper: Whoa, Whoa. Wait. What are you doing?
Phoebe: When in Rome
Piper: No! No! No! We're not in Rome, Phoebe. We're in California. It's illegal here.
Phoebe: It's totally natural, ok? Go for it, ok? Come on

Phoebe: Everybody's naked. Not just you.
Piper: And now we're naked.
Phoebe: Shh, ok? Shh.
Gram's voice: The Power of Three.

Rob: Clubs are an extremely high risk business, Piper. You could lose your shirt.
Piper: Well, it wouldn't be the first time today.

Abraxas: Were you vanquished by the Charmed Ones?
Jeremy: Yeah, why?
Abraxas: I'm giving you a second chance.

Jeremy: You're dead, witch.
Piper: Oh my God. Jeremy?

Piper: Prue, thank God you're there. Jeremy...
Piper: Attacked me.
Prue: Jeremy?? That is impossible. We vanquished him a year ago.
Piper: Well, apparently he got unvanquished somehow. And since we don't have the Book of Shadows, we're gonna have to remember the spell together. I'm conferencing Phoebe. Phoebe, are you there?
Phoebe: AT&T, Power of Three.
Prue: Okay, wait. Wasn't that it? The Power of Three will set us free.

Piper: He's fighting through my freezes. He's adjusting or something.
Phoebe: Uh, ok.. put us on the speakerphone. We have to say it together.

Prue: Are you okay?
Piper: Physically, yeah. I think my loan's on shaky ground. I couldn't exactly tell Rob "it was just a warlock. Don't worry about it".

Piper: Yeah? You think so?
Piper: Care you to loan me 60 grand?

Phoebe: And this is Kit the cat. Get it? Kit-cat. Little play on words. So, shouldn't you be in school?
Jenny: I'm taking a week off.
Phoebe: Really?
Jenny: For the move, you know.
Phoebe: So you're moving in with your uncle?

Jenny: Well, it's almost that time in the month, you know? And, well, I need some...
Phoebe: Tampons?
Jenny: Right, yeah.

Piper: Kit's collar?
Phoebe: No, the Triquetra. The symbol of the Power of Three. Our symbol. Maybe that's what Grams has been trying to tell us.

Piper: The spirit board?
Phoebe: It told us how to find the Book of Shadows, didn't it? It can do it again. All you have to do is believe. Now come on. We're stronger together.

Phoebe: That would definitely undo our spells. And explain why Jeremy all of a sudden become unvanquished.
Piper: And the Woogyman.
Phoebe: When did the Woogyman become unvanquished?
Piper: A couple seconds ago.

Piper: But how? We don't know where the astral plane is.
Phoebe: Yes, we do. It coexists within our own plane.

Phoebe: Maybe, maybe not. I was thinking... You know how we always thought that nobody could take the Book of Shadows out of the house, but us. Maybe nobody did. Maybe it's still in the house. It's just on different plane. The astral plane.
Piper: That would mean Abraxas is still in the house too.
Phoebe: Right. So, we would need to find a doorway or a window to get to his like he used to get to ours and we need to do this before the end of the Equinox, by sunrise tomorrow. And then Prue can kick some astral ass with the Power of One.

Piper: I agree, I mean, who knows how many other demons and warlocks he's let loose that we just don't know about yet?
Phoebe: Or even worse. If Abraxas gets to the first page of the book before we get to him, we're toast.
Prue: Why?
Phoebe: Because it's the incantation that gave us our powers, remember? If Abraxas says that backwards too, then we'll lose them and the book forever.
Prue: So we go back to leading normal lives again. That doesn't sound so bad.

Phoebe: That's it. We're screwed.
Piper: And we're out of wine.
Phoebe: I'll get it. You keep dreaming. Oh, hi.

Dan: Well, I just wanted to give you this (he hands her a bottle of wine). To say "thanks".
Phoebe: That's really sweet. And timely too. But it's not necessary

Piper: Rob, the banker. Or rather, his assistant... telling me that my loan has been denied.
Phoebe: Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.
Piper: That's okay. Just wasn't meant to be, I guess. Really glad I never slept with him, though. What was I thinking?

Prue: Darryl, um, I need to know what Andy told you about me and my sisters.... about who we really are.
Darryl: Just that you were involved in some of our unsolved cases, and that you somehow helped stop the killers.

Phoebe: You really think that's the window?
Piper: You said yourself the triquetra's the key, our connection. And besides, we keep hearing grams say "The Power of Three". This is what that stands for. Either that or I just screwed up this wall for no reason.

Phoebe: Attagirl, Prue. I knew you'd come around.
Piper: Excuse me?
Phoebe: Well, I did deep down.

Piper: Prue, what happened up there?
Prue: Nothing.
Phoebe: Yeah, nothing is exactly the problem.
Prue: I never said that I had the power to go against him. You did, remember?
Phoebe: No, the Book of Shadows did.


Phoebe: I don't know but it's gonna to be a good thing if we're all hearing it.
Piper: Maybe it means we're connected.
Phoebe: To be as one. Maybe that's what the Book meant by the Power of One.
Piper: The three of us working as one.
Prue: Which is what the triquetra represents.

Phoebe: And we didn't even have to get naked.

Piper: I'll feel better when we erase that window. I don't want any more demons coming through it.
Phoebe: They can't. It's our window, not theirs.

Phoebe: Wow. I'm glad I didn't finish reading that, yesterday. I might have changed my mind about not wanting to give up our powers.
Prue: No, you wouldn't have. You like being a witch too much, Phoebe. And you help to remind me that I like being one, too.

Prue: Home equity loan. Phoebe and I took a second out on the house. To help you buy your club.
Phoebe: Actually, our club, technically.

Phoebe: Wait, so you're the one that keeps turning the pages in the book?
Grams: Just my way of looking after you.
Piper: Is it just me, or is this attic getting awful crowed lately?
Prue: Look...
("Happy Anniversary, My Darlings" is written on the page.)