Prue: (to Piper) Hey, are you a good witch or a bad witch?
Piper: I'm going to be a very good witch from now on.
Prue: And you picked a role model that wears lots and lots of pink?

Piper: I'm not gonna let you spoil my new attitude, I'm gonna celebrate witches holiday with enthusiasm.
Phoebe: The only problem is you never really know what you're celebrating when you celebrate Halloween.

Phoebe: (Holding up a cardboard cutout) Hooked nosed hags riding broomsticks. That's what we're celebrating. Personally I am offended by the representation of witches and popular culture.
Piper: Right, which is why you're dressed as the mistress of the dark.
Phoebe: This costume happens to be a protest statement.
Prue: I am so impressed that you can make a protest statement and show cleavage all at the same time.

Piper: Alright, Inspector, put down the phone and nobody gets hurt.

Piper: Nice costume.
Darryl: Yeah, it's from my rookie days. Still fits.
Leo: Yeah, mine too.
Darryl: You're not from World War II.
Prue: So in the meantime we can just stick together since we are both dateless.
Piper: He's not dateless, he's married, you're dateless 'cause you're picky.
Prue: No, I'm not settling, alright, the perfect guy is out there, a real man, and I will find him, trust me.
Piper: Mmm hmm. And they're gonna love the popcorn and caramel in your teeth too.

Phoebe: Um, we can't leave yet we have to wait for Cole.
Darryl: Cole Turner? The ADA? You're dating him?
Grimlock #1: (about Cole) I've always hated that demon.
Grimlock #2: Nice costume though.

Prue: Ooh-ooh, I wanna picture of all of us first but I have to get my broomstick.
Phoebe: Cliche!

Grimlock #1: Trick or treat?
Phoebe: Oh my god, that is so weird. They look just like the grim-- whoa!

Leo: ...But that's not what I wanted to warn you about.
Prue: What do you mean? (A vortex opens behind them.)
Leo: That's what I wanted to warn you about.

Man #2: Kill the witches!
Phoebe: Oh, you had to ask.
Piper: Not good, not good, not good. Flee! We're not in Kansas anymore.

Piper: Don't tell me we've time traveled again. I hate time traveling.
Phoebe: You do? I was burnt at the stake last time, remember?
Prue: All right, let's try and make sure that doesn't happen again. From what they're wearing it looks to be, what, 16-1700's?
Phoebe: Where the life expectancy of the average witch is, what, fifteen minutes?

Piper: Hi. Why didn't you let me freeze him?

Piper: You know what? I don't care why we're here or how we got here, I just wanna get home. I've got a life to live and decorations to hang, so where's the damn vortex?
Prue: I don't know where the...
Darryl: Then how do you know they didn't make the girls disappear?
Leo: Because this is different. This is a time portal that my bosses sent them through, which is closed now, damn it.

Grimlock #1: At least we can't die.
Grimlock #2: They can.
Grimlock #1: We have to figure out where the witches went.
Grimlock #2: We know where they went. Cole got them. But if he fails, they'll be back and they'll be in our way.

Eva: This doorway would've told us if you were evil.
Piper: Huh, where can we get one of those?
Prue: Alright, wait, uh, who do you think we are?
Eva: The most powerful witches of all time, of course.
Phoebe: Okay, lucky guess.

Piper: Wait a minute, uh, you can tap into that power to send us home, right?
Eva: W-we assumed you could.
Piper: They assumed you could.
Prue: Um, okay, well, uh, Piper, I have an idea. So what time is it?

Eva: You must possess great magic.
Piper: Just a good credit card.

Piper: Oh, leave it to them to zap first and give instructions never.

Eva: Beware the talismans. They've barred our way each time we try to rescue Charlotte.
Phoebe: Oh, honey, those don't really pack much of a punch where we come from.

Eva: Use your powers.
Prue: We don't have any.
Eva: What?
Phoebe: Run!

Eva: Just leave us. Just go back to wherever it is you came from. We asked for the most powerful witches of all time and instead, we get powerless frauds.
Phoebe: Um, okay, I know you're a little disappointed but frauds is a little harsh don't you think?
Piper: We do have powers, we just, or at least, we had them. We just can't access them right now.

Piper: Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?
Woman: Cauterizing her wound.
Piper: No, no, no, no, no. We may not have powers but we do have basics. Just get some hot water and some soap and some clean cloths. Hurry.

Leo: Grimlocks - Underground demons who are sensitive to light and steal children's sight so they can see the aura that surrounds good people and strangle them with it.
Darryl: That snake tongued blonde's looking better and better.
Cole: What do you see?
Ruth: A force of great good, from your time. Here, for the baby as well.
Cole: Three of them. I'm not surprised my traveling here undoubtedly alerted the other side.
Ruth: But this new force...
Cole: If, it's who I think it is, I can handle them.

Piper: Dolls? We tap into our powers with dolls?
Eva: It's not just a doll. It's a totem. Reminds us of the wisdom and the power of women.
Phoebe: Okay, but what does is have to do with...

Prue: Well, that would certainly explain why in our time witches are made to look silly on Halloween.

Prue: All right. Trick or treat.

Man: Are you certain? I can show you the first initial of your true love's name.
Phoebe: Really? You can do that?
Man: With a simple peel of the apple.
Cole: Prove it.
Phoebe: And why would you be interested, sir?
Cole: And why wouldn't you be?

Piper: Wait a minute, I don't understand. How did you know you could trust him?
Prue: By the look in his eyes.

Phoebe: All right, I hate to bust up the balcony scene, Romeo, but why do you keep saving us and why are you running with the witch hunters?
Micah: So I can undo their work whenever possible. I've seen what dark magic can do. If you're fighting that, I'm on your side. And I should get back before anyone gets suspicious.

Prue: Who was that masked man?
Phoebe: Okay, you finally found a real man. Too bad he lives in Colonial Virginia, Prue.

Prue: I mean, besides you guys, we're witches and its All Hallows Eve, so...
Piper: All right, glow elsewhere.

Darryl: Trick or treaters.
Leo: Or a trap.
Darryl: Didn't you say those things steal kids sight?

Prue: Do you remember what Eva said?
Phoebe: The powerless frauds part?
Prue: No, the magic is all around us part. Well, it's time we learned how to access that. Just sweep away evil.
Phoebe: What? No funny hat?

Charlotte: How are you making the pain go away?
Piper: Uh, uh, good magic. Just keep breathing.
Prue: Good magic?
Piper: Acupressure.

Piper: We've got big problems, a little time and a little magic.
Prue: All right, didn't Eva say something about, uh, Charlotte giving birth in a protective circle?
Phoebe: Can we make one of those?

Piper: Who's gonna deliver the baby?
Phoebe: Personally, I think you should considering we know that you're gonna have one in the future.
Prue: I second that.
Piper: Wait a minute.
Prue: Go. Bye.
Piper: I always get the messy jobs.

Piper: (about Charlotte's baby) Oh my god, I see it, I see it.
Phoebe: Really?
Prue: Phoebe, the circle.
Phoebe: The circle.

Piper: Okay, um, just, just try not to push. Okay, uh, this baby is coming!
Prue: Yeah, well, so are they.
Piper: Okay, we can do this. Yes, we can do this.
Phoebe: We have to do this.

Phoebe: Okay, I think I have an idea of what might really scare them.
Piper: What are you gonna do?
Phoebe: I'm going to embrace the cliche.
Piper: There's something you don't see everyday.

Prue: Yeah, I guess we know when all that flying hag stuff started. You only have yourself to blame, right Pheebs?
Phoebe: I know it and I love it. Now if I can just figure out how to take it back with me. Hey, what are "they" waiting for? Why haven't they sent us home yet?
Prue: Maybe we haven't learned everything that we're supposed to yet.
Piper: Well, it's almost midnight, so if we're gonna learn anything more we'd better hurry.
Charlotte: I promise my daughter will know of you. Of the three powerful witches who came to bring her into this world. And we'll always be grateful, won't we Melinda?
Piper: Melinda?
Charlotte: Yes, Melinda. Melinda Warren.
Phoebe: Oh.
Charlotte: What is it?
Phoebe: I uh... I think we're related.

Prue: Hey, haven't I vanquished you somewhere before?

Phoebe: Use that broom with reverence. Hey, Halloween is now officially my favorite holiday.

Prue: Okay, well, one crash course at a time.

Prue: I mean, it's bad enough that the triad wants us dead, but to send someone back to wipe out our whole line. Do your bosses have any clue who it is?

Piper: And I helped to deliver our great, great, great, great, whatever, great grandmother.
Phoebe: Too bad we couldn't save her from moving from Virginia to Salem. That would've been nice.
Prue: Yeah, well, you can't change history for better or worse.

Cole: Yeah, sorry, work, you know. I guess I just lost track of time.
Phoebe: That's okay. I got kind of hung up myself. So you're an angel?
Cole: Oh, uh, this? No, not really.
Phoebe: That's okay. Neither am I.