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This cast listing for "Seinfeld" is linked to Cardiff's Movie Database.
This is a show about nothing, but for a show about nothing this show has many complex plots, sub-plots is well written and put together. So much so that until the public caught onto the series, the television critics were responsible for helping to keep it alive. The critics further went on and made the series victorious in every category it was eligible for in the 1st Annual American Television Awards. Seinfeld has also won "a few" Emmy Awards, the George Foster Peabody Award for 1992 and many more.
The episodes are numbered according to the order in which they were broadcast. The parenthesized number after the title indicates the production number.
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A girl Jerry met on the road wants to stay with him when she comes to New
York. Jerry gets a call from a girl he met on the road. George thinks that she
is just using Jerry as contingency plan. Hoffman comes by to borrow a couple of
pieces of meat. The girl calls and asks Jerry if she can stay at his apartment
for the night, when she arrives she asks to stay for another night. Jerry is
disappointed when everything is going his way until he finds out she is
engaged.
b: 5 Jul 89 w: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Art Wolff
Elaine brings Jerry to a birthday party where he meets a woman who
fascinates him. Jerry doesn't know her name and wants to meet her again, so on
some advice from his father he and George stakeout the lobby of the building
she works in.
b: 31 May 90 w: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Tom Cherones
While out of town Jerry's apartment gets robbed; therefore he thinks
about moving. The apartment that George shows him is also an apartment that
George wants, so they try to decide who will get it. Whoever wins Elaine wants
their apartment. Meanwhile, Kramer searches for the stolen property.
b: 7 Jun 90 w: Matt Goldman d: Tom Cherones
Jerry ponders a few courses of action when he sees that he no longer has
anything in common with a clingy and obnoxious childhood friend. Kramer has an
idea for a make-your-own-pizza parlor and is looking for investors.
b: 14 Jun 90 w: ???? d: ????
Jerry and George get some inside information which gives them hope for a
new stock. Jerry plans his first weekend trip with Vanessa. Kramer has an idea
for a roll-out tie dispenser. Jerry becomes worried when the stock drops and
they have trouble locating the broker who has information on the stock.
b: 21 Jun 90 w: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Tom Cherones
George has doubts about his current relationship which he breaks off.
Elaine is curious about a relationship this she has with a guy in her building
that has degenerated over the past two years. Jerry is reluctantly drawn into
George's ex-relationship when he picks up some books left at her apartment.
Although he wants to break it off with her, she has this "psycho-sexual" hold
over him and he becomes worried about what George might think is he lets this
relationship develop. Elaine confronts the guy in her building and Jerry's
relationship maybe in jeopardy when his girlfriend sees his act.
b: 16 Jan 91 w: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Tom Cherones
Jerry's parents come to town for a 50th anniversary party. Jerry bets
Kramer that he won't complete his plans to renovate his apartment with levels
in a month. Jerry takes Elaine to the dinner and he makes an observation about
children who have ponies, this remark offends the guest of honor. When she dies
soon afterword, Jerry wonders if he should go to the funeral or go to his
championship softball game. Elaine wonders about the fate of their apartment
when hears the widower is moving to Arizona.
b: 30 Jan 91 w: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Tom Cherones
Jerry's new suede jacket makes an impression on everyone except Elaine's
father, an author cut from Hemingway cloth and not suited to pampering anyone.
b: 6 Feb 91 w: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Tom Cherones
George blows an invitation upstairs with his latest girlfriend and then
when he tries to make restitution he leaves progressively nastier messages on
her answering machine. He gets the chance to prevent her from hearing her
messages by having Jerry switch the tape out of her machine, while he distracts
her.
b: 13 Feb 91 w: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Tom Cherones
Jerry gets Elaine an apartment right above him, before he realizes the
implications. George tests the "man with a wedding band" theory of meeting
women.
b: 4 Apr 91 w: Peter Mehlman d: Tom Cherones
Jerry discovers a statue in his housekeeper's apartment that looks
similar to the one stolen from him. A confrontation could affect Elaine's
working relationship with the housekeeper's girlfriend.
b: 11 Apr 91 w: Larry Charles d: Tom Cherones
Revenge is plotted against those who done'em wrong after Jerry loses
$1500 and suspects his launderer of larceny and George quits his job in a huff
and then really loses his job.
b: 18 Apr 91 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones
George thinks he's having a heart attack. After the doctor
assures George that he's fine except for a case of
tonsillitis, Kramer convinces him to see the wacky doctor he
regularly visits for a second opinion. But this doctor's
"medicine" nearly puts George, Jerry, and Kramer into an early
grave.
b: 25 Apr 91 w: Larry Charles d: Tom Cherones
George says it can't be done, but Jerry and Elaine have "a system"
devised where they can have a relationship but not jeopardize their friendship.
b: 2 May 91 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones
Jerry's apartment becomes the focus point for a baby shower, an illegal
cable hookup and George dealing "with unequivocally the worst date of my life."
b: 16 May 91 w: Larry Charles d: Tom Cherones
While waiting for a seat in a Chinese restaurant, Jerry needs a name he
can't recall, George needs to use a phone he can't have and Elaine needs food,
more than those seated ahead of them.
b: 23 May 91 w: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Tom Cherones
George inadvertently meddles in the life of a busboy, by getting him
fired. He tries to rectify the situation and winds up compounding it by losing
his cat. Elaine discovers that a week is much to long to have a houseguest. She
does everything in her power to get him out. The busboy's life is saved and
made for the better after his involvement with George, until he meets Elaine's
houseguest.
b: 26 Jun 91 w: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Tom Cherones
Physical therapy proves painful for Jerry when his small talk with his
therapist leads to a misunderstanding. Jerry uses his dentist friend, Roy, to
write a note so that insurance will cover therapy for George and Elaine. Then,
George's paranoia about men comes into play when he gets a massage from a man
and later says "I think it moved." Kramer thinks he has seen DiMaggio in Dinky
Donuts. The notes may cause Roy to lose his license in an insurance fraud
investigation.
b: 18 Sep 91 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones
George's relationship with a former IRS worker should ease Jerry's
tax-audit worries- until she becomes his former relationship. She wants to know
why. Kramer sees to much of Elaine while dating her roommate.
b: 25 Sep 91 w: Elaine Pope d: David Steinberg
Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a trip to Florida to visit his
parents. There are temperature control problems in the condo, a back breaking
sofa bed, a slight overdose of muscle relaxers and the disposition of a pen
that writes upside down.
b: 2 Oct 91 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones
Jerry gets stuck at home sitting an unruly dog, leaving George and Elaine
alone together, they find they have little to say to each other without their
conversational third, Jerry.
b: 9 Oct 91 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones
The library asks Jerry about a book he checked out in 1971 and never
returned, so Jerry looks up an old girlfriend for his defense against a library
cop. George thinks the homeless man he'd seen outside the library is a former
gym high school gym teacher that he got fired. Kramer has his eye on one of the
librarians. Elaine worries about her career when her boss hates the
recommendations she makes.
b: 16 Oct 91 w: Larry Charles d: Joshua White
Saturday at the mall, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.
Everyone has an adventure when they separate and try to find the car in a
huge parking garage. Jerry... Elaine... George... Kramer...
b: 30 Oct 91 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones
Jerry tries helping the owner of a small restaurant attract customers by
giving him a suggestion. George must take an IQ test for his latest girlfriend,
so Elaine helps him in "a caper" where she takes the test for him. Kramer tries
to keep his mother's ex-boyfriend's jacket, because he meets many women with
it.
b: 6 Nov 91 w: Tom Leopold d: Tom Cherones
George is excited about a new potential baldness cure that was discovered
in China. While listening to a tape of his previous nights show, Jerry hears
the voice of a mysterious woman who talks dirty into his tape recorder and
everyone becomes excited by the voice. Elaine shines in an entirely new light
for George when he is let in on the her secret, she's the voice. He is later
driven crazy when she plays around with him while goofing around in front of
Kramer's new video recorder. George tries the bald cure. Kramer is in search of
the jacket.
b: 13 Nov 91 w: Larry David, Bob Shaw & Don McEnery d: David Steinberg
Jerry wonders whether he should keep dating a vacuous model; George dates
a woman with a big nose and Kramer convinces him to gently tell her to get a
nose job.
b: 20 Nov 91 w: Peter Mehlman d: Tom Cherones
Jerry & Elaine go to a party with George, while there they send signals
to each other to get out of bad party conversations. Afterward, George abandons
them there, when he leaves with a co-worker he has a chance with. Jerry &
Elaine keeping the hosts up real late, while waiting for Kramer to come and
pick them up. The host later takes Jerry up on his offer to drop by when he is
in the city, just as Jerry is leaving. He stays in Jerry's apartment for the
evening and parties with Kramer and a lady of the evening. Later George pays
the price for his romance in the workplace (he must quit) and he tries to
shoplift at the drug store where he says they still owe him ten dollars.
b: 27 Nov 91 w: Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld & Matt Goldman d: Tom Cherones
NOTE: This episode was originally going to be broadcast during the second season on 17 Jul 91. Jerry comes on before the broadcast of this episode and explains that it is from the time before George lost his job and he wanted to "let you know, that we know, you know."
Jerry's car is stolen; George gets a fill-in job; Kramer gets a line in a
Woody Allen film and Elaine gets tired of her 66-year-old boyfriend. All this
gets inter-related somehow.
b: 4 Dec 91 w: Larry David & Bill Masters d: Tom Cherones
Jerry is the unwitting cause of Elaine's boyfriend falling off the wagon.
Elaine gets George a job, so he buys her a gift, an $85 cashmere sweater. The
sweater has a little red dot on it; hence the price. Elaine gives it back, then
George gives it to the cleaning woman, to keep her quiet about the fact they
had sex on his desk. George gets fired.
b: 11 Dec 91 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones
Everyone has a unique experience while going there separate ways one the
subway. George meets a beautiful woman who distracts him from his intended
destination, a job interview. Jerry falls asleep and then wakes up across from
a fat naked man and winds up discussing the New York Mets with him. Elaine's
train stops in the middle of a tunnel on her way to be best man at a lesbian
wedding. Kramer overhears a hot tip on a horse on his way to pay $600 in
traffic violations.
b: 8 Jan 92 w: Larry Charles d: Tom Cherones
Jerry is in possession of a Pez dispenser which ruins George's current
relationship but has a remarkable effect during a drug confrontation.
b: 15 Jan 92 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones
Elaine needs to fast before a x-ray, so she tries stuffing herself three
days before the test. After his neighbor, Martin, tries suicide, Jerry is hit
on by his girlfriend, Gina, while at the hospital. A psychic warns George to
cancel his vacation to the Cayman Islands, but never can tell George why. Jerry
becomes worried when Newman (a friend of Martins) sees him with Gina. Elaine
starts hallucinating from hunger. Everything hinges on a Drake's coffee cake.
b: 29 Jan 92 w: Tom Leopold d: Tom Cherones
After selling each other on the idea, Jerry and Elaine sell George and
Elaine's friend on a blind date, then they await the results. They promise to
keep each other updated with "full disclosure", though that doesn't happen.
There also may be a problem with a defective condom "My boys can swim!".
b: 5 Feb 92 w: Elaine Pope & Larry Charles d: Tom Cherones
Jerry meets and becomes friends with Keith Hernandez, but does that mean
he must help Keith move? "No!," says Kramer, who traces his and Newman's hate
for Hernandez back to when they were allegedly were spit on by him; however
Jerry supports the "second-spitter theory". Kramer gets Jerry to accompany him
to see a former neighbors new baby. Meanwhile, George is out of time on his
unemployment and he works harder than ever in his scheme to get a 13 week
extension.
b: 12 Feb 92 w: Larry David & Larry Levin d: Tom Cherones
On a whim, Jerry and George take a limo from a passenger that Jerry knows
never made it on the plane. While taking the limo they call Elaine & Kramer to
join them for an event at Madison Square Garden, but it isn't the type of event
they were hoping for.
b: 26 Feb 92 w: Larry Charles s: Marc Jaffe d: Tom Cherones
Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver, then he wants to date her, after
dating her he finds out she hit another woman he's always wanted to date.
George has an affair with Elaine's friend. Kramer has violent reactions to Mary
Hart's voice.
b: 4 Mar 92 w: Peter Mehlman d: Jason Alexander
Kramer poses for a painting, that an elderly couple becomes just crazy
about. George feels obligated to buy something when he accompanies Jerry to his
new girlfriend's art studio. Elaine wears an Orioles baseball cap in the
owner's box at Yankee Stadium and refuses to remove it. Jerry finds out his new
girlfriend is a plagiarist after he hears the words she wrote in a letter, on
television. Elaine gets a chance to return to Yankee Stadium.
b: 25 Mar 92 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones
Kramer tells Jerry about something his friend Mike said about Jerry being
"a phony." After borrowing Jerry's car, Elaine comes up with a wild story to
cover the fact the car is now making a strange clanking noise. George gets into
a confrontation with Mike about a parking space in front of Jerry's apartment.
Everyone one the street debates about parking etiquette.
b: 22 Apr 92 w: Larry David & Greg Daniels d: Tom Cherones
Kramer invades Jerry's life too much, so Jerry revokes his spare key
privileges. Realizing that he has broken the "covenant of the keys" gives
Kramer the realization he is now free to come out of the shadows. Kramer takes
off for California to follow his acting dream. Jerry gave his spare keys to
Elaine, then when he needs them, he goes with George to Elaine's (who has her
keys) to search for his spare set. What they find is Elaine's show-biz project.
Kramer finds adventure as he journeys across the country to L.A. where he gets
a famous bit part on Murphy Brown.
b: 6 May 92 w: Larry Charles d: Tom Cherones
With Elaine in Europe, Jerry asks George to accompany him on a trip to
L.A. and The Tonight Show, while there they will locate Kramer. While trying to
audition, Kramer must deal with the advances of an older female landlord and
get Hollywood to read his treatment. Jerry loses some jokes and George tries to
get Lupe, the housemaid, to make his bed just right. George disturbs the guests
and Jerry bombs. Kramer is arrested when he is mistaken for the "Smog
Strangler", a serial-killer.
b: 12 Aug 92 & 19 Aug 92 w: Larry Charles d: Tom Cherones
NOTE: The remaining episodes in this season have a loose, but interconnecting thread, and should be viewed in order.
NOTE: Originally broadcast as a 60 min episode.
Jerry's parents come to see a back specialist, while at the doctor's
office Morty's wallet is stolen. George negotiates the deal with the NBC.
Elaine tries to end her relationship with her shrink and then meets "Crazy"
Joe. Jerry tries to buy back the watch.
b: 23 Sep 92 & 30 Sep 92 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones
While on a trip to a cabin in the mountains with George, Susan and
Elaine, Jerry agrees to make a side trip to visit a sick fan. George gets into
a fight with the "Bubble Boy", whom turns out to be extremely obnoxious.
b: 7 Oct 92 w: Larry David & Larry Charles d: Tom Cherones
Jerry and George begin to work on the pilot for the series they pitched
to NBC. Jerry says the wrong thing while "messing" around with one of Elaine's
co-workers. George & Susan tell her father about the cabin fire, he becomes
distraught and letters saved from the fire soon explain why. Kramer goes to the
Cuban Embassy in search of cigars.
b: 28 Oct 92 w: Larry David s: Larry David, Elaine Pope & Tom Leopold d: Tom Cherones
"Crazy" Joe leaves Jerry a message saying he will put the "kibosh" on
him. Kramer has tickets for the opera, Pagliacci, and everyone is going
including Elaine and her boyfriend "Crazy" Joe. Elaine drops in on Joe's
apartment and is she surprised by what she discovers, so she maces him with
cherry Binaca and ends their relationship. Susan can't attend, so George tries
to scalp her ticket. Joe, a big fan of Pagliacci, comes to the opera in clown
garb; Elaine and Jerry attend together not realizing their different estranged
relationships with Joe.
b: 4 Nov 92 w: Larry Charles d: Tom Cherones
After much procrastination, George and Jerry strain to think of an idea
for their TV series a few hours before a meeting with NBC executives. Jerry
finds out a girl he once met is still a virgin, and later Elaine educates her
about men after sex. George wants to end his relationship with Susan so he can
exploit his writing profession as a pick-up line. Elaine runs into a Chinese
delivery boy.
b: 11 Nov 92 w: Peter Mehlman, Peter Farrelly & Bob Farrelly d: Tom Cherones
NOTE: Following the broadcast of this episode Michael Richards played Kramer on a show called Mad About You. It starred Paul Reiser & Helen Hunt. In the episode called The Apartment, Reiser must get rid of his old apartment, which it seems Kramer has been subletting from him.
George's mother throws her back out when she falls down after catching
him doing "you know." When George says he'll never do it again, Jerry
challenges him to a contest of self-denial, when he accepts, Elaine & Kramer
want in on the action, or lack of it.
b: 18 Nov 92 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones
NOTE: Tom Cherones won the Directors Guild of America Award for this episode.
When their flight home gets cancelled, Jerry & Elaine get on another
flight, the latter gets cramped into coach and Jerry parties in 1st class with
a model. George and Kramer go between JFK and La Guardia to pick them up. When
they settle on an airport George meets a convict and Kramer sees a man who owes
him $240 from years ago.
b: 25 Nov 92 w: Larry Charles d: Tom Cherones
Elaine is humiliated when she accidentally shows a bit too much on her
photo Christmas card, which she has sent out to everyone she knows. Jerry has a
date with the model from the plane, she later dumps Jerry because of "The
Pick." George tries to reunite with Susan, but realizes it's a mistake, and
uses "The Pick". Kramer goes to Calvin Klein to complain about "The Ocean", a
fragrance they stole from him, and is asked to pose for a risque underwear
advertisement.
b: 16 Dec 92 w: Larry David & Marc Jaffe d: Tom Cherones
Jerry tries to make two show dates and go to the movie theatre to meet
everyone. George gets in the wrong line for tickets. George, Elaine & Kramer
decide to go another theatre to see the movie. Kramer waits outside for Jerry
but also wants a hot dog. Jerry misses his first show, then goes to movie
theatre to tell everyone he won't make the movie, but no one is there. Through
a comedy of errors, everyone (but Kramer) misses the movie, they were
originally going to see.
b: 6 Jan 93 w: Steve Skrovan, Bill Masters & Jon Hayman d: Tom Cherones
George meets a Chinese female lawyer who thinks he is real funny; so he
tells Jerry not to be funny around her, but she becomes attracted to this.
Kramer returns early from baseball fantasy camp, where he accidentally punched
Mickey Mantle. A mixup with Jerry's mail causes Babu to be arrested for not
renewing his visa. Jerry tries to get the lawyer to help Babu, but George's
honesty when his relationship is threatened causes Babu to be deported and
Elaine to still be sued by the delivery boy she hit.
b: 27 Jan 93 w: Peter Mehlman d: Tom Cherones
Jerry and George struggle to keep their idea for a TV series alive, one
of their problems is they don't know how to do the Elaine character. Jerry
meets an old girlfriend he never got to kiss, later Kramer gets the
opportunity. The ex-girlfriend talks about Elaine's shoes, mainly because she
wants them. George is caught staring at the cleavage of the NBC executive who
is approving their script. They use Elaine's cleavage to turn the tables on
him.
b: 4 Feb 93 w: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Tom Cherones
No thanks to Elaine, Jerry must work hard to prove he is straight when a
college reporter mistakenly reports that he and George are gay, "not that there
is anything wrong with that." Things really get out of hand when the article is
picked up by the New York Post.
b: 11 Feb 93 w: Larry Charles d: Tom Cherones
Jerry, Elaine & George volunteer to help the elderly. Jerry gets assigned
to a nasty old man. Elaine is repulsed by the goiter problems of hers, George
depresses his charge. Kramer and Newman try the business of selling old records
to a used record store. Jerry loses track of his man when they try to take him
to the dentist to repair his dentures, after the man had bitten Kramer's arm.
b: 18 Feb 93 w: Bruce Kirschbaum s: Larry Charles d: Tom Cherones
Jerry dumps his girlfriend after Elaine says her figure is the result of
implants. Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at the health club. By
accident Elaine later discovers the breasts are real. George accompanies his
current girlfriend to Detroit for her aunt's wake. While there he tries to get
a copy of her death certificate so he can get a 50% discount on the airfare.
b: 25 Feb 93 w: Peter Mehlman d: Tom Cherones
Jerry has a date with a woman whose name he has forgotten, but it "rhymes
with a female body part." Elaine visits an old boyfriend whose in the hospital
for an operation; he was once fat, thin she's interested again. Kramer gets an
opportunity to witness his operation and he drags Jerry along, while watching
they have an accident with a "Junior Mint."
b: 18 Mar 93 w: Andy Robin d: Tom Cherones
The strong body odor of a valet is left in Jerry's car. George can't
believe it when he spots Susan holding hands with another woman. Elaine loses
her current boyfriend and Jerry is forced to try to sell the car, because the
odor has taken a life of its own and permeated everything. George is turned by
Susan's new outlook on life. Susan's friend is swayed to heterosexuality by
Kramer, though later turned back off by a whiff of a jacket that Kramer
borrowed from Jerry. When the car can't be sold, Jerry winds up leaving it and
the keys out on the street.
b: 15 Apr 93 w: Larry David & Peter Mehlman d: Tom Cherones
Going out to buy an engagement party present for "The Drake", George
parks his father's car in a handicap parking spot, after taking Kramer's
advice. An angry mob trashes the vehicle when a disabled woman gets injured,
because of the illegal parking. While visiting the woman at the hospital,
Kramer falls in love and feels compelled to replace the wheelchair. George
becomes his father's butler after his father gets arrested for parking in the
spot.
b: 13 May 93 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones
Jerry and George get the green light to produce Jerry, the pilot for the
series based on their lives. Russell, the president at NBC behind the pilot, is
obsessed with Elaine. George is obsessed with a white spot on his lip and a box
of raisins taken by actor playing Kramer. The real Kramer has an internal
plumbing problem and on his way to fix it, he gets delayed and is caused to
"miss his chance." Jerry has an audition with the new "Elaine", a method
actress interested in being Elaine in every way. The real Elaine has a problem
with the coffee shop, they appear to be only hiring buxom waitresses, so she
tries to get hired and files a report. At the taping of the pilot, Elaine
sneaks in disguised and "Crazy" Joe jumps out of the audience. Kramer is forced
to work on his plumbing by using the "dreaded apparatus." Everyone from the
past season comments on the pilot as it's broadcast. When Russell disappears,
the fate of the pilot is in the hands of the new president, a person convinced
that Jerry can't act.
b: 20 May 93 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones
NOTE: Originally broadcast as a 60 min episode, also all the cameos listed were uncredited, but we know who most of them were.
George tells Jerry about his lack of confidence below "the equator."
Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when he finds out she faked her orgasms.
Kramer gets banned from his favorite fruit shop.
b: 16 Sep 93 w: Lawrence H. Levy & Buck Dancer s: Lawrence H. Levy d: Tom Cherones
George is forced to move in with his parents and gets a job as a hand
model and he becomes obsessed with keeping his hands safe. Kramer's girlfriend
whom design clothes and talks with a real low voice asks Jerry a question which
he politely answers yes to. He agrees to wear one of her new puffy pirate
shirts on a Today Show appearance he is making.
b: 23 Sep 93 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones
George's glasses are stolen and he needs a new pair, so he goes to see
Kramer's friend to get a thirty percent discount; all Elaine gets is bitten by
a dog and then she becomes afraid of them. While not wearing his glasses,
George thinks he sees Jerry's girlfriend kissing Jerry's cousin and Jerry tries
to figure out if it's true.
b: 30 Sep 93 w: Tom Gammill & Max Pross d: Tom Cherones
George's father gets him an interview as a bra salesman. Evidence points
to the fact that Jerry's accountant may use drugs, so Jerry, Kramer and Newman
set out to find out the truth. Elaine's new boyfriend is perfect except for the
use of an exclamation point.
b: 7 Oct 93 w: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Tom Cherones
George gets a great parking spot which becomes a target. Kramer thinks
that he has stumbled upon the product of a genetic engineering experiment, a
pigman. Elaine and Jerry are nervous about the religious duties they must do
when they agree to become godparents to a couple's newborn, including getting
the Mohel and holding the baby for the circumcision.
b: 14 Oct 93 w: Larry Charles d: Tom Cherones
Jerry is smitten with a line judge at the U.S. Open, but after he gets
her attention, he finds out she is deaf. Elaine has a problem not communicating
with a limo driver. George wants to use Jerry's girlfriend to read the lips of
his ex-girlfriend to find out what she is saying about him. While she is
reading the lips, Kramer does the translation, which gets George in more
trouble. Kramer becomes a ball man at the Open, when Monica Seles returns to
tennis.
b: 28 Oct 93 w: Carol Leifer d: Tom Cherones
When they begin to gain weight, Jerry & Elaine suspect that Kramer has
made a bad investment in a non-fat yogurt shop. Jerry inadvertently uses the
"F" word which Matthew begins repeating. George meets an old childhood friend
whom he is convinced is trying to humiliate him. Kramer's date with a lab
technician results in strange test results for the future mayor of New York
City.
b: 4 Nov 93 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones
George is uncertain about whether his job interview was successful or
not, so he decides to go into the office and act like an employee while the
boss is on vacation. Jerry is reluctant to dump his old barber even when he is
given a real bad haircut. Kramer arranges to get him a clandestine haircut at
the apartment of his barber. Newman is charged by Jerry's barber to get a
sample of his Jerry's hair when he suspects foul play.
b: 11 Nov 93 w: Andy Robin d: Tom Cherones
Elaine meets a man whose perfect except his name is the same as a
notorious serial killer. Jerry is frustrated when he can't get his girlfriend,
whose a masseuse, to give him a massage, even Kramer is a customer. George is
obsessed when Jerry's girlfriend doesn't like him, so he tries extra hard to
get her to like him, much to his girlfriend's dismay.
b: 18 Nov 93 w: Peter Mehlman d: Tom Cherones
Jerry helps George out with a coffee stable stain and makes Elaine take
the subway home and gives her Mr. Costanza's TV Guide to read. While on the
train Elaine meets a strange man obsessed with television. George meets a woman
at a refinishing store whom he brings back to his parent's home and passes it
off as his. A female Native American that he is interested in, thinks Jerry is
racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian as a
peace offering. George gets grounded when his parents return from vacation and
find an unused prophylactic in their bed and a missing TV Guide. Kramer has an
idea for a coffee table book on coffee tables that Elaine doesn't like but Mr.
Lippman does.
b: 9 Dec 93 w: Tom Gammill & Max Pross d: Tom Cherones
George changes his religion to Latvian Orthodox to keep his girlfriend
who must break up with him for religious reasons. Jerry finds a tube of fungus
cream in his girlfriends medicine cabinet and fakes an illness until he can
figure out what the cream is used for. He asks Elaine to ask her current
boyfriend whose a podiatrist. Kramer meets a sister at George's new church that
becomes infatuated with him.
b: 16 Dec 93 w: Bruce Kirschbaum d: Tom Cherones
While in a bathroom stall, Elaine needs some toilet paper, but the woman
in the next stall refuses to give her a piece. The woman is Jerry's girlfriend
whose voice Kramer recognizes from a telephone sex line. Elaine's boyfriend,
whose face she just loves, takes George & Kramer rock climbing. After his
accident, Elaine isn't sure his face will be the same.
b: 6 Jan 94 w: Larry Charles d: Tom Cherones
The gang struggle to find gifts for a dinner party. Jerry and Elaine stop
at a bakery to get a cake, but they forget to take a number and lose the
chocolate pastry and the one they get has a hair on it. Kramer and George try
to get the wine but must get change for a $100 dollar bill and wait for a
double-parker to return to his car.
b: 3 Feb 94 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones
Jerry meets an old college classmate who asked about George, whom Jerry
says is now a "marine biologist." A infuriated Russian writer tosses an
electronic organizer belonging to Elaine out of a limousine which hits a
passerby in the head. Kramer struggles with his golf swing and sand. While
walking along the beach, George is called upon to use his marine biology skills
to save a whale.
b: 10 Feb 94 w: Ron Hague & Charlie Rubin d: Tom Cherones
Jerry can't believe that his girlfriend won't share a piece of pie with
him. There is a mannequin at a store that looks like Elaine and she wants to
know where it came from. George is interested in a suit that he makes an enemy
over. Kramer has an itch. George's new suit makes a noise.
b: 17 Feb 94 w: Tom Gammill & Max Pross d: Tom Cherones
Kramer talks his stand-in friend, one of the "little people" into getting
lifts, to keep his job. Jerry visits a sick friend, whose in need of a good
laugh, at the hospital. George and his latest girlfriend have nothing to say to
each other, he wants to break up, but won't when he finds out she is being to
urged to break it off. One of Jerry's friends "takes it out" while on his first
date with Elaine. Jerry's friend takes a turn for the worse after his first
visit, so he tries again.
b: 24 Feb 94 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones
A girlfriend poses as Jerry's wife so she can get a dry cleaning
discount. George uses the shower at the health club as a bathroom and is afraid
of being turned in after being seen. Elaine is getting mixed signals from a
male friend who may be interested. Kramer's getting ready to impress his
girlfriend's parents.
b: 17 Mar 94 w: Peter Mehlman d: Tom Cherones
Jerry's parents are staying with him while they wait to take their trip
to Paris and he's just returned from three weeks on the road can't get anytime
alone with his girlfriend. George tries to get out of the big brother program,
just after he gets talked into it. The Seinfeld's avoid the Costanza's dinner
invitation. Elaine's latest boyfriend becomes unusually fixated on Jerry's
parents and shows them New York City. Kramer makes a deal with Jerry's father
to sell belt-less raincoats to a secondhand shop and George sells his father's
moth-ridden cabana style clothing, right before they plan a cruise. Eventually,
Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie together, "Schindler's List," they don't
see it, but Newman sees it and them.
b: 28 Apr 94 w: Tom Gammill, Max Pross, Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Tom Cherones
NOTE: Originally broadcast as a 60 min episode.
Kramer is dating one of Elaine's co-workers, a woman who drives her
crazy. Kramer brings her to one of Jerry's shows, where she heckles him
relentlessly; unfortunately there is a national magazine critic in the
audience. George panics when there is a fire at his girlfriend's apartment,
during her son's birthday party. Jerry decides to get revenge by heckling the
woman where she works. She runs out of the office onto the street and loses her
pinky toe. Kramer finds the toe, takes a bus to the hospital and saves the
passengers from a gunman. Inspired by Kramer's tale, George tries to confront
his feelings of cowardice.
b: 5 May 94 w: Larry Charles d: Tom Cherones
Everyone makes a trip to the Hamptons to "see the baby" and enjoy the
weekend. George's girlfriend goes topless and everyone sees her chest before he
does. "The baby" is the most hideous thing they've ever seen. Elaine is
confused when a handsome doctor refers to her as "breathtaking" - the same term
he later uses to describe the baby. Kramer finds a filled lobster trap. Jerry's
girlfriend sees George naked, after he's just gotten out of the pool, so
something isn't as it should be.
b: 12 May 94 w: Peter Mehlman & Carol Leifer d: Tom Cherones
George comes to the realization that he should try to do the opposite of
everything, so he does, his luck changes and everything begins to go his way
including getting a girlfriend, a job with the Yankees and moving out of his
parents house. Things begin to be unlucky for Elaine after she buys a box of
"Jujyfruits." Kramer appears on Regis and Kathie Lee to promote his coffee
table book. Rachel wants to break up with Jerry and he readily agrees, because
his luck has been "even Steven." Elaine's eating of "Jujyfruits" causes Pendant
Publishing to go under, and later she realizes that she and George have traded
places.
b: 19 May 94 w: Andy Cowan, Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Tom Cherones
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Copyright (c) 1994, Dennis Kytasaari. All rights reserved.
Other Seinfeld info:
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