g i B b e R n e T
The nonsense place

Gibber Jabber Gibber, you explain this.
No, Jabber, it's your turn today.
But you're the one with the big beak. You should speak.
Chirrup! As if your beak is any smaller. Really, Jabber, you're getting on my feathers.
Look, Gibber. I know you like to talk. So I'm giving you the chance.
Excuse me? You like to talk. I just do it because it's my job. How often do I say anything when I don't have to? Am I talking now? No.

Webgibberer's Note: Must anything more be said about these two? Hoola!

The Real Introduction

We, Gibber and Jabber, have decided to speak to you as one.
As long as we don't disagree.
Come on, we never diagree, so relax.
Get on with it, Jabber.
Right. So getting on with it...
At last...
...this is really your place.
Really as in well and truly.
That's because, for some reason, the Webgibberer decided that birds cannot speak intelligently.
Strange idea, isn't it? I wonder how it occurred to her. But she has, nevertheless, hired us to entertain you while you're here.
Sort of host you around, is the idea.
But you do the real entertaining...
The real contributing...
I would have said that if you'd let me.
So? It's okay. You always interrupt me, remember?
Ahem. If you have any stories, poems, observations, facts, fictions,
Fiction.
Didn't I say that? Well, or any art pieces
Not to mention wholes...
Don't be silly. That's only a way of speaking.
Feel free to contribute them to us.
By e-mail.
They're not stupid, Gibber.
But don't send us any bugs. We are intelligent birds and prefer more sophisticated snacks.
Which we earn for ourselves.
At least some of us do. Like me.
Gibber!
Okay, okay!
E-mail us here with your contributions or questions or comments, or just like that.
We like you. We are not even jealous of the Webgibberer's affection for you. So there.

Some Gibber Jabber:
The Fickle Four and the Case of the Evil Fly
My unfavourite Day

Other Chambers to Visit:
Mad Cook's Corner
Dr. Diditall's Clinic
Ginger's Room