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Dr. Diditall Hi, patients! Welcome to my clinic. I sincerely rejoice in the illness that inspired you to seek my guidance. Simultaneously, I deeply regret your having fallen prey to the aforementioned illness.
What? You are not ill? Oh. Well, then, you are still welcome to my clinic. Feel free to partake of the experience I have gained while doing it all. Here are some cures for common, rare and non-existent problems.

Webgibberer's Note: Dr. Diditall has done it all wrong. Do not believe him. Hoola!

Problem of the Month: Hair Loss

This is a common problem; however, I have dealt with it and managed to retain some of my own hair in the process.

Top 5 Diagnoses and Cures
5. You go roaming around the country wildly, on the impulse of the moment, and take complex, roundabout ways back. Remember, your hair has no sense of direction, and can't help getting lost on the way. To cure this, settle down, or buy your hair a compass. Of the navigational kind, I mean.

2. You had an operation which reversed the direction of hair growth. Everything grows inwards now. Cheer up. They say inner beauty is the most important, after all. If you must change it again, come to my clinic and I'll reverse the surgery for free. You will only have to pay for my time, instruments, and a quarter of my education. Everything else will be complimentary.

4. You eat too many boiled eggs, inspiring your head to resemble one in its eagerness to please you. Change your diet. Eat stuffed toys.

1. You have been careless and ignorant. Look in the Lost and Found, or graduate from an institute of Hair Education as soon as possible.

3. You cannot count. Take extra classes in Mathematics. I recommend Calculus, unless you wish to count each strand of hair separately, in which case you might prefer Discrete Mathematics.

I'm glad that helped.
Any other problems or solutions? Consult me.
Maybe I can help or feature you. Either one is good, right?

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