g i B b e R n e T
The nonsense place

It's a mountain...it's a bird...it's gibbergate! Good Gibberning, unborns and ghosts, and the select few trapped in between. Have you ever noticed how much nonsense composes our lives?
Yes No Maybe

Ah! I'm glad you checked a box (if you didn't, tough). Your answer will go nowhere and mean nothing but your first taste of nonsense from Gibbernet.

Now. To enter, please fill out this form carefully. Pay special attention to the last question - it is the most important.

1. My name is
2. This is my real name. YesNoMaybe

3. My full address is...

4. My age in years:

5. I want to enter Gibbernet because...

6 and last. Answer this!
I think, therefore I am? YesNoHumph

So! It may disappoint you to know that the few answers you managed to enter were not necessarily correct. Who said the questions were about you? Didn't I ask about myself all along?
But never fear. Nobody will ever read this form, either. It was just another load of nonsense.

To really enter Gibbernet, click on Gibbergate.

Don't know what Gibbergate is?
Hint 1: It's a link.
Hint 2: It's near the beginning of the page.
Hint 3: It's ambiguous.
Hint 4: If you want more, click on Mountainbird.
Hint 5: Don't know what Mountainbird is? Consult Hints 1 to 4.

If you still don't understand, all I can say is, visit www.HoolaTek.com. It sounds more like your type of site.
And till we meet again, Broccoli. There's gibberish for you.