?Genie? Conspirecy theroy

Hello, and welcome to my Conspiracy theory page. We will begin with Burger King, my own personal problem. OK, I live in Florida, and had a craving for a chocolate milkshake so when we went to Burger King, I ordered a chocolate milkshake, but they said, "I am sorry, but the machine is broken." So later that same month, I tried the other burger King and got the same story from them. So we went back to the first... and sure enough theirs was not fixed. So the next month I was going on a road trip with my parents, and we stop in 3 other states, Mississippi, Louisiana, and Alabama (I think any way) We stop in at there Burger King and guess what... their machine was broke to! 4 states, and not one was working., I consider that odd so I told the last Burger King I went to what I had noticed, and the Next time I went to the burger king in my town, It was Fixed, and has been ever since!

Now for Circle K. For the past few weeks, my dad has drank this one type of drink. It is like a slushy, but not. Anyway... For the past 2 weeks, all the ones in our city have been broke and they have only fixed the green one, not the peach one... weird. I think it is another one!

It has come to my attention that when you go through McDonald's drive threw, you will get the piece of crap Big Macs. However, when you go inside, and order it at the counter...they are nice and clean, like pieces of art! Why might this be? hmmm? By Unknown

Pepsi is a product of the government that has...some kind of brain stimulants in it that when people drink it the government can control the American mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! By Joe

Because of a overwelming responses in the past two month, here are some new compericys

I just wanted to say that not all the shake machines were broke, they were broken down, meaning that they already cleaned them.... I should know I worked there, but something jucy, where I worked almost all the people there were gay, currently I am thinking of filing a lawsuit on them, but I haven't made up my mind up yet..........
Ex-Burger King Employee

I was trying to get into the picture of you hearse and a window popped up saying there was an error, so I left and came back in and tryed to see the picture again, it said error again. I think the establishment has found something behind that hearse that must be hidden from the people,,
-A. S

Thanks to the establishment I have lost my opionons and feel as if I were a prisoner in my country. They're holding back secrets is enough to make me vomit and what the hell is with them, and breaking down on music artists for voicing their opinions? It's not enough that they can kill inocent people and hold it back from the American people, but they try to hide it even more by saying what our music revelutionaries are saying doesn't have good messages? What the hell? The whole damn establishment gets on my nerves and the next cop I see picking on an African American, I'm gonna put a bullet in their ass!
-A.S

hello there genie, well any way, is it possible thank for example coka-cola or any other brain rotting drink, is actually brain rotting, beacuse goverments and so forht could be making these products and adding some kind of chemicail which, decreases brain activity thus generaly degrading intelligence, there motive for this would be to keep them in power beacuse everyone else would be to thick to challenge these people,

another fact one is washing powder, they add agents which make clothes seem cleaner beacuse the angent takes UV light from the sun and sends out normal light, so they can say these clothes are whiter than white
John@water18.freeserve.co.uk

you dont have to put this on the website, but just so you know when I went to your page aol froze on me and I could resize/minimize your page but not close or scroll it, and everything else worked fine... another one? -Josh

Also I would like to add that there is something on Hotmail that just dose not want me to repond to any of these people. I had to try to resond to each of them from 2-5 times. Thank you and keep those compericy coming

Hey if you have any weird stories like these please send them to me,?Genie? And they will be posted on this page! Well bye bye!