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WE HAVE NO ASSES!
17/4/2003 Our scientists have detected, that the human ass does not exist. Our research manager comments: "The human rectum, or ass, is actually just a continuation of legs!" Millions of people are panicking because they have no interest in f***ing someone in a leg continuation! The Research department is now trying to solve this problem, maybe by increasing the amount of holes a human has in an operation. This also means Augustus didn't have eight asses after all.
