• They make great gag gifts for all your Nazi and KKK member friends.

• Wear it if you have to go into a bad neighborhood at night.
  It's more effective than a bulletproof vest.

• Ladies can wear it as a nightshirt, in case their man needs a hint.

• Give it to a new bride on her wedding night, in case the groom needs instructions.

• Wear it to a gay pride rally. They all need instructions.

• Wear it under your work clothes. Then flash it at your co-workers when the boss isn't looking.

• Hang it on your clothesline, and leave it there.

• Give one to grandma, in case grandpa forgets what to do.

• Wear it to a Dixie Chicks concert.

• DON'T wear it to a Bush concert.

• Wear it to the unemployment or welfare office when you lose your job
  due to a sagging economy.

• Wear it to the gas station... get out of your S.U.V., and give the attendant $50.00
  so you can fill your own tank!

• Wear it when traveling abroad, as a highly effective measure against becoming a victim of
  AABS (Anti-American Backlash Syndrome).

• Wear it to Texas...then take it off.

• Send one to President Bush... No, I mean everyone, send one to President Bush.

• ...And last but not least, wear it to your sibling, spouse, or childs funeral
  at Arlington National Cemetary.

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