Quotes from 2002
2002 wasn't a big year between quotes and me. What few things I remember or happened to write down toward the end of the year are here. I may add to it occasionally...but don't get your hopes up (har har).
--Paul: "Just try to show [Gabby] the ropes, give her a general idea. Kick her, if you need to."
Brandy: "Oh, I doubt that'll be necessary."
Paul: "Yeah, that's what I thought with Stephanie, too, and now my foot is sore from kicking her ass so often."
--Bob: *after a vaguely-Italian-looking customer leaves the store* "That's a wop."
Dick: *not sure what else to say* He looks like one, anyway..."
Bob: *turns to me* "Doesn't he?"
Me: "A wop? What is that slang for?"
Bob: "You don't kow what a wop is?!"
Me: "I've heard teh word before..."
Bob: "Italian. Isn't that the word for an Italian, Dick?"
Dick: "I've heard ginny, deigo..."
Me: *both look at me expectantly; I'm not sure what to say* "I've never heard those before..."
Bob: "You never heard of a ginny? That's the sound shit makes when you swing it around and throw it at the wall. *pretending to swing something over his head* Ginny, ginny, ginny--*pretends to swing it at the wall* wop."
Dick: *looks at me solemnly* "Ohh, the education that you get around here is invaluable."
--*walks up, grabs my shoulders* "I don't care what they say about you, you're a good person." *walks off*--Rue
--"I was out here talkin' to Gina the other day and in the parking lot this guy pulled up in a big ol' track. His wife was beside him an' his dog was in the back. Man got out, came around to the other side of the truck. Patted his wife on the head and kissed his dog on the nose. An' Gina said, 'Looks like 'e treats that dog better 'an he treats his wife,' an' I got to lookin' at 'is wife out there an' I don't blame him, 'cause that wife o' his was a good deal uglier 'an that dog." --Bob
