--Hattie: "I just took this sexual harrassment test thing we had to do for work. One of the questions involved my name. It wasn't generated to put the test-takers name in there. But it was there. It freaked me out. I can understand how it wouldn't be strange if you were taking it and the name used was, like, Ashley or something, since that's a very commonly used name. But Hattie? Come on, now. It's probably a good thing I wasn't drunk or anything."
A different Kate: "Was the question like, 'What sort of verbal/physical abuse would be necessary if you found out Hattie was a frequent poster on benfolds.org?' Because then I would be afraid."
--"Dogface McGee." --Chaz's baby name suggestion
--"Wow, no one took notice of you being an ass. Except me. Sad." --Blair
--"I can't picture Scott with an iPod. It's, like, too American or something." --Chris
--Hector: "It's actually crazy how many people own iPods down here, especially in Sydney."
Chris: "Is it crazy or CARAAAAZY?"
Hector: "I'm gonna go with the latter."
--"Teen Wolf Too was infinitely inferior to the original Teen Wolf. Jason Batement was lameass and unconvincing when he wolfed out." --Chris
--Scott: "How does being a wolf make you good at basketball, anyway?"
Chris: "I don't think anyone can stop Teen Wolf."
--"I've discovered that my defense of Teen Wolf usually destroys a thread. I'm going to start using that more often." --Chris
--"Someone should tell Jodie Sweetin, you can't out-Olsen the Olsens." --Kiernan
--"You should be ashamed of yourself, going around calling thirteen-year-olds cunt faces." --Erin
--"Call the cat Ben Lee. Then stamp on it. Then stamp on its corpse." --Stephen, naming Andy's new cat
--"Name it 'Doctor Cornwallis.' Or name it 'No' to confuse the shit out of it." --Scott
--"I have yet to meet a cat that has convinced me that it would respond to its own name. You get the cat owners who call the cat's name 100 times and finally, it looks, but that is not scientifically valid. That cat was bound to look at any idiot repeating himself for an hour eventually. That cat is thinking (if they actually think at all), 'I don't know what that 'tard is saying, but he won't stop.'" --Mike
--Taco: "Did anybody say 'Bob Habla' yet?"
Neil: "Did anybody say 'Mr. TJ McWhiskers' yet?"
--"The Honorable Reverend Whiskers G. McMeowsalot." --Mike
--"This is the worst sore throat since the Civil War." --Andy
--Jim: "If wanting to have some hot, sweaty, nasty sex, with you wearing nothing but a sports jersey is wrong, I don't want to be right."
Alice: "Okay, what brought that up?"
Jim: "Nothing, really. It's just hot."
--"I agreed to stay at the apartment and study, but still come by the party and visit every now and then. I did that. Only not the studying part." --Sarah
--Me: *starting a game of online pool* "Sure you're up for playing right now?"
Tyler: "Why, you gonna bring on the pain?"
*ten minutes later, after I've beaten him before he gets a single ball in*
Tyler: "Damn, you did bring on the pain."
--"It would've let me make you forfeit and gotten my points back, you know. So you remember that." --Tyler, when I'm disconnected during a game
--"Sounds like somebody railing at Amateur Night." --Nathan, during Pearl Jam's "Jeremy"
--Me: "Is that Alicia Keys?"
Nathan: "I think so, I can't tell...yeah, because who else would have a purple piano?...Besides Prince."
--"Jim Morrison's such a pompous ass. I want to kill him even more than I want to kill Morrissey, and he's dead!" --Nathan
--Christopher: "Name one person you want to punch in the face and why."
Heckstorm: "I'd like to punch Fred Durst."
Christopher: "That's fair."
Scott: "The Elephant Man."
Christopher: "That's not."
Scott: "You know why I'd punch the Elephant Man in the face? Because I fucking can."
--"Jimmy Buffet...the soundtrack to HELL." --Kim
--"Okay, yeah, money is evil, yeah, yeah, but integrity don't pay the bills, kids. Ask your drug dealer." --Jason K.
--"I thought the Hammer Bros. had more class than that. They DO have more class than that. They always killed me, so they have to." --Tyler
--"Once, in second grade, I was arguing with this kid I didn't like at lunch, and he had one of those little juice box drinks...*laughs too hard to finish*" --Nathan
--"I'm amazed you have any new quotes, seeing as you HAVEN'T BEEN TALKING TO ANYBODY." --Peter
--"I'm going to reveal what's made me laugh in the last few days and watch how completely unfunny it all is in unforgiving text form." --Nathan
--"When Jim smiles, his beautiful teeth burn my retina." --Alice
--"I don't know if it's funny when written out, but I kept laughing at inopportune moments for 24 hours or so thereafter." --Nathan
--"I'm still adjusting to once a week classes. They give you a week's worth of homework, see? So you're supposed to keep up with it, see? All week? I'm catching on." --Sarah
--"I couldn't feel bad about all the World Trade Center jokes, because I was still laughing about crab juice." --Nathan
--Me: "Who was it?"
Nathan: "I didn't catch her name."
Me: "Did she sound like a bitch?"
Nathan: "Yeah, she was a little bitchy."
Me: "I bet it was Tara. Rude whore."
Nathan: "That's okay. The South will rise again."
--"What the fuck, Tom Petty? You should not sound like AC/DC. It's not fun for any of us." --Nathan
--"I only drink when I'm driving." --Amy
--"You intimidate me. Please take that as a compliment." --Brian
--"So what do you do when it's a Saturday night and you realize you have the entire art building to yourself?...If you can rock the studio, rock the studio." --Kate
--John: "'Some people like to make life a little tougher than it is."
Sarah: "For themselves or others?"
John: "I always assumed he meant for themselves."
Nathan: "I always assumed he meant people who can't cook."
