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Birthday: December 21 - Winter Solstice - I'm not a crystal clutcher
Last CD you bought: Blonde Redhead
Sleep on your back or on your stomach?: on a bed with my lifesaver pillow
Bath or Shower?: I'm drawn to soap smells - I really like to drink beer
Skateboarding?: Yes please, I'm an extreme skateboarder - I have an extreme amount of fun while being extremely bad
Dogs or Cats?:none - or very short-haried small dogs that fit in the palm of your hand
Traveled outside the country?: yes my passport is current and boy do I use it.
If so, where?: uh - need a tour guide? most recently Cambodia, Vietnam. Italy and Mexico
Favorite Quote: I like candy, bubble gum taffy - I don't like people, I like the juice inside people!
What you secretly want: a Ford Bronco (mint green and white)
What you secretly hate: people that judge - don't get me wrong I judge but.....
Interests: making music, art, felt, polaroid cameras, dreampets, japan, old strange organs, bakelite, Mexico, Tlaquepaque, Art, Art History, Philosophy, Cambodia, France, Ceramics, Video Art, Installation Art, Drawing wierd things, making wierd things, Cancer, Hiking, Movies, Documentaries, Poetry
Favorite Music: blonde redhead, bowie, wire, blondie, johnny cash, leonard cohen, black heart procession, bjork, serge gainsbourg, django reinhardt, the velvet underground, deerhoof, broadcast low, granddaddy, cat power, Nina Simone, Astor Piazolla, ennio morricone, radiohead, Sparklehorse, Silver Mount Zion, etc. Anyone or thing that plays the accordion
Favorite TV Shows: Lancelot links, Aquateen hunger force, Strangers with Candy, Davey and Goliath


	Name: Knives Millions (...for now) On-going projects: F.A.C. Soap Opera: "As The Ceramics Turn" Mental Health: Very Poor (could you spare a nickel?) Favorite programming block: [Adult Swim] Has been with the F.A.C. since: Before 10-25-03 Thing I ate today: Pizza Hobbies: Smashing ceramics, Internet, Video Games, Reading, Meddling, Performing evil experiments on family members/pets, Being lazy Favorite animal: The cat family (except lions! They suck!!) Favorite word: Flaberghasted Favorite emotion expressing word: _ah (Gah, Bah, Wah, etc.) Other info.:Insomniac, Falls down a lot, Hates many many things, Enjoys the company of cool people, Secretly fears spankings, Cheese is yummy, Sleep and the Sun are both evil, Human contact is overrated, Youth is nice yet can be limiting, Violence is cool, Music is inspirational, and pies are squared.
								Knives [Demolition General]


				Location: Melbourne, Australia. Birthday: 3rd January 1984 Favorite band: At the Drive In Favorite ice-cream flava: Chocolate is always good. Licorice, that’s some good shit… with licorice chunks in it. Oh, gelati is also yum. Rainbow! You get the variety there. Chocolate chip… everything! Best cartoon characters: Master Shake, Bart Simpson, Astroboy. Fave cartoons: Space Ghost Coast to Coast, The Simpsons, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, The Brak Show, Astroboy, Cowboy Bebop, Invader Zim, Home Movies, Mission Hill, Harvey Birdman Attorney At Law, Spiderman, Batman, X men. Favorite food: pizza Favorite movie: Fight Club is probably my favourite. Hell, I don’t know. Batman or Superman: Batman fo sho. Superman… pfft… hahahaha Coke or Pepsi: Coke…. no, Pepsi… no, Coke…. Pokemon or Digimon: Pokemon. Coz you got the poke and the mon. If you were a super hero what would your powers be? I think I would want some power to do with fire, like throwing fire from my hands. Being able to fly would be awesome as well. Fave clothing: Pants you fools! Best ninja turtle: Raphael. Word. If you were a colour what colour would you be? Green Do you believe in aliens? Hell yes Fave Disney Animated Movie: Aladdin. Danger Mouse or Mighty Mouse: Danger Mouse. It sounds more bad ass. Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee: Bruce Lee

Shmellen [Acting Chancellor]


favorite things - power tools, breaking things, my nalgene bottle, my dino keychain, red pens, coffee in the evenings, those fake socks they give you while trying on shoes, being in the grocery store, kiwis favorite hobbit - pippen favorite x-man - gambit favorite cheese - its a toss up between feta and brie...brie...mmmm... most painful embarassment - when the hottie at the mall approached me and told me my zipper was down why you like/hate canada - I like it because there are not such strict drinking laws and it is not America why you hate france - I like it because they hate us. Plus the accents are cool opinions on crazy flossing - I wish I were crazy flossing, opinions on pants - pants are restricting little buggers. If only the world would learn to embrace nudity... what time is it - 2:35 p.m. favorite soda - diet coke or fresca allergies - sulfa and ceramics favorite words - dude, smashing, aquiesce, rocket, bitchin least favorite words - pork tenderloin, moist, a.m., mormon, this is tresspassing favorite cracker - ritz favorite alcoholic mixture - vodka tonic favorite thing from a can besides beer - olives favorite cookie - samoas favorite sock color - white favorite color in general - red favorite spice girl - posh spice favorite sport - bowling wishes - I wish I had a new car, I wish I had cool shoes, I wish I lived by the beach, I wish I were a mermaid favorite harry potter character - peeves and sirius
					Squampy [rank pending]


			Birthday: Jan 2nd Last CD you bought: Blank ones from the store. Take THAT music industry! Bwahahahaha Sleep on your back or on your stomach?: All of the above... I can never stay in one position all night MTV or VH1?: "I want my, I want my, I want my MTV..." Only not really, because they both suck Bath or Shower?: Only if you'll join me... Raowr! Skiing or Snowboarding?: Neither... outside is evil... Skateboarding or rollerblading?: Didn't I just say outside is evil? Dogs or Cats?: KITTIES! Star Trek or Star Wars?: Star Trek because William Shatner's bad acting makes it funny as hell... and the rest of the cast isn't too bad (good?) either... Do you kiss on the 1st date?: Sure, why not? I'm a slut! Met someone famous?: I'm kinda famous... if so, who?: Me! Traveled outside the country?: nope if so, where?: I said no, bitch ….am I done yet?
StalkerCat [gunnery sergeant]


		Birthday: December 21 - Winter Solstice - I'm not a crystal clutcher Last CD you bought: Blonde Redhead Sleep on your back or on your stomach?: on a bed with my lifesaver pillow Bath or Shower?: I'm drawn to soap smells - I really like to drink beer Skateboarding?: Yes please, I'm an extreme skateboarder - I have an extreme amount of fun while being extremely bad Dogs or Cats?:none - or very short-haried small dogs that fit in the palm of your hand Traveled outside the country?: yes my passport is current and boy do I use it. If so, where?: uh - need a tour guide? most recently Cambodia, Vietnam. Italy and Mexico Favorite Quote: I like candy, bubble gum taffy - I don't like people, I like the juice inside people! What you secretly want: a Ford Bronco (mint green and white) What you secretly hate: people that judge - don't get me wrong I judge but..... Interests: making music, art, felt, polaroid cameras, dreampets, japan, old strange organs, bakelite, Mexico, Tlaquepaque, Art, Art History, Philosophy, Cambodia, France, Ceramics, Video Art, Installation Art, Drawing wierd things, making wierd things, Cancer, Hiking, Movies, Documentaries, Poetry Favorite Music: blonde redhead, bowie, wire, blondie, johnny cash, leonard cohen, black heart procession, bjork, serge gainsbourg, django reinhardt, the velvet underground, deerhoof, broadcast low, granddaddy, cat power, Nina Simone, Astor Piazolla, ennio morricone, radiohead, Sparklehorse, Silver Mount Zion, etc. Anyone or thing that plays the accordion Favorite TV Shows: Lancelot links, Aquateen hunger force, Strangers with Candy, Davey and Goliath
									tlaquepaque [rank pending]


Birthday: Dec 29th Last CD you bought: Brak Presents the Brak Album Starring Brak Last Movie you saw: Dawn of the Dead Last DVD you bought: Willy Wonka Sleep on your back or on your stomach?: Start on my back, wake up on stomach If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?: The kind that kicks your ass for asking a lame ass Barbara Walter's special question like that Dogs or Cats?: Dogs What's the best thing you ever bought?: Ol' Bluey Star Trek or Star Wars?: Star Wars Elvis or the Beatles: Ummmmmm.... The Beatles? Met someone famous?: Yes if so, who?: Too many to list here. Did you ever wonder why there are llamas? I mean, really?: Quidado, Quidado, QUIDADO! Hay Llamas!! Traveled outside the country?: once if so, where?: Canada What is the de Broglie wavelength of an electron accelerating with a total energy of 300 KeV?: Trick question. de Broglie wavelengths are calculated by velocity, not acceleration Is it about that time?: Time to make a rhyme. Boxers or Briefs: Ummmmm I'm naked all the time...
							UglyNakedGuy [wing commander]


			Birthday: June 25th Last CD you bought: Tweaker - The Attraction to all Things Uncertain Sleep on your back or on your stomach?: My side MTV or VH1?: Aren't they the same company... and both are tools of corprate amaerica... so neither Bath or Shower?: about once a month Skiing or Snowboarding?: Video Games Skateboarding or rollerblading?: I'd have to go with skateboarding... that is when the sun is in hiding Dogs or Cats?: I LOVE THE PUSSY! Star Trek or Star Wars?: Star Wars... though jar jar binks and young/teenage anikin skywalker can EAD Do you kiss on the 1st date?: who said anything about dates? Met someone famous?: umm... yea, sure if so, who?: Mindless Self Indulgence Traveled outside the country?: does canadia count if so, where?: re: last question
Wo0tus [rank pending]


	Name: YumYum Ninja (sometimes "Fred") Natural Hair Color: Can't remember. Place of current living stuff: To the right of the ketchup, and behind the mayonaise. Hobbies: Smashing ceramics, playing the bass, listening to music, wearing metal pots on head and pushing over Tai Chi people at the park. Status: 1 wing short of a bucket meal from KFC! Favorite Bands: The Aquabats & Blur Least Favorite Band: Metallica General Info: Not crazy, but, clinically insane. A music junkie. Favorite pass times consist of beating wombats with shotguns and setting trees on fire with her mind. Is a Dr. of Chochology. Wishes to start a band called "Chochology". For those of you who don't know Chochology is the study to tell wether things are cool or not. Side Notes: There is a pumpkin in that tree over there.
						YumYumNinja [field captain]