Disclaimer: Most or all of the characters contained within these stories are the property of Joss Whendon. He owns all rights to them and refuses to sell them to me no matter how many times I send him cookies. The man is a mad genius and I bow before him. May he never sue me for the liberties I've taken with his creations. I am making no cash off of this. Those characters that are not Joss' are mine and I'd appreciate it if they stayed that way.