Drummer Jokes

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=95 BGCOLOR="#999999" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="041005f0ermwup.gif"> <div> <FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#000066" FACE="Arial" ><B>Flower Mound HS Drumline</B></FONT><FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFCC" FACE="Arial" ><B> </B></FONT><B>  </B><B>|     </B><A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Flower Mound HS Drumline"><U><B>home</B></U></A></div> <div> back to <A HREF="id15.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Drumline Stuff"><U><B>Drumline Stuff</B></U></A></div> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=190 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <bR> </td> <td valign="top" height=385 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <B>Drummer Jokes</B></div> <div> Q: What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?</div> <bR> <div> A: You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once!</div> <bR> <bR> <div> A man goes to an exotic tropical island for a vacation. As the boat nears</div> <div> the island, he notices the constant sound of drumming coming from the</div> <div> island. As he gets off the boat, he asks the first native he sees how long</div> <div> the drumming will go on. The native casts about nervously and says "very</div> <div> bad when the drumming stops."</div> <bR> <div> At the end of the day, the drumming is still going and is starting to get</div> <div> on his nerves. So, he asks another native when the drumming will stop. The</div> <div> native looks as if he's just been reminded of something very unpleasant.</div> <div> "Very bad when the drumming stops," he says, and hurries off.</div> <bR> <div> After a couple of days with little sleep, our traveller is finally fed up,</div> <div> grabs the nearest native, slams him up against a tree, and shouts "What</div> <div> happens when the drumming stops?!!"</div> <bR> <div> "Bass solo."</div> <bR> <bR> <div> Why do drummers have one more brain cell than a horse?</div> <bR> <div> So that when marching in a parade, they can avoid the poop on the road.</div> <bR> <bR> <div> Q: Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?</div> <bR> <div> A: So they can park in the handicapped spot.</div> <bR> <bR> <div> Q: How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?</div> <bR> <div> A: The knocking speeds up.</div> <bR> <bR> <div> Q: How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?</div> <bR> <div> A: He doesn't know when to come in.</div> <bR> <bR> <div> Q: What does the average drummer get on an IQ test?</div> <bR> <div> A: Drool.</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>