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 HASH MAG ARCHIVE 1992: RUN NO.473 Run Date: 7 December 1993 Drake Won't Follow Orders Present; Deadly, Wimpers, Hubcaps, Hobnails, Zippy, Mudflaps, Minimouse, Maximouth, A Nonny Mouse, Yakkidah, Begorrah, Schweppes?, Endo & HT2, Katmandu, Bart, The Barbarian, Dishy, Yokelbonker. Late arrivals and Groupies: Cream Soda, Tokyo Rose, Mimi, Snakehips, El Pee Excuses: Squeaker - hashing In Hong Kong, Limpalong - being quizzical in Cardiff, Mimi - writing a thesis, Tokyo Rose - nursing an ankle, Cream Soda - nursing a knee, Muscles - nursing a knee & body. The above formalities concluded, let the hash begin! It was a good turn out at Sharpitor considering it was December, dark, foggy and the hare was...! On On was called from the murky distance five minutes too early by IAT, who needed everybody's help to see where his trail started. Having found it, his 'Sergeant-Major' characteristics came to the fore. There follows an infamous IAT monologue which shows what It was like for the rest of us: "Follow the sawdust! Step on every single blob! Come back Endo and Wimpers, you missed a loop, I know you've passed here already but you've missed six blobs. I didn' t see you do this bit here Deadly, come back and do it again, I didn't go to all this trouble for you to miss out this bit! Come over here you back runners, stay with me, now go that way, no this way, no no no. ..over here! ON! ON! Is anybody there? Where are you all? Where are you? Where aaaare yoooooooooooooooou!" The on down got the thumbs down, because they took the menu down. Deadly was not amused, or was HT2 who had skilfully negotiated chips if pudding was off, or pudding If chips were off, yet ended up with neither. To compensate, Endo bought her a Kitkat but that was off too. It was all soft and yukky. Hope Goofy enjoyed it! Shame on the hare for sending us to a grotty on down and not coming himself - or did we all go to the wrong on down? IAT, where aaaaaare yooooou?!!!
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