*Sora wakes up, looking like a zombie*
Sora: Must... destroy... Kyra... must... destroy... Kyra...
Kyra: *rushes in* No, no, that's not good. *hypnotizes Sora*
Sora: Must... destroy... Tai... must... destroy... Tai...
Kyra: THAT'S more like it. Now, let's get to the studio, shall we zombie-girl?
Sora: Tai... must... die... hey... that... rhymes... Tai... must... die...
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*Izzy and Tentomon in bed that is flying around in the sky*
Izzy: Aghhh! What's going on?
Tentomon: *muttering* Obviously Gomamon tampered with the controls again.
Izzy: *raises eyebrow* This is supposed to happen.
Tentomon: Oh... well, then, look at it as if we're hitting the beach!
Izzy: No, no, it's messed up, don't continue it. Cut? Hello?
Tentomon: Um... *glances at beach which suddenly seems a lot closer* Aggh! We're falling! No!
Izzy: *slaps forehead* Idiots!
*Bed crash lands*
Izzy: Medic....
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*In hospital*
Director: Um... sorry, Izzy... Tentomon... heh, heh... *hands them a tray* Eat your jello. *thinks out loud* Maybe I should have put bungee cords on that bed...
Izzy: *rolls eyes* We can't act in this condition.
Tentomon: *moans* Oh... I'm seeing mutant hamsters... this isn't good....
Izzy: *bites lip and moves distinctly away from Tentomon*
Director: Don't worry! We have stunt doubles! No one will even know the difference!
*In studio*
Pumpkinmon: We're going on television! *tugs at orange t-shirt*
Gotsumon: Yeah! Lights, camera, action! *moves mechanical wings*
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Mimi: Ick! Humidity!
Palmon: Yeah, we're in some kind of jungle, but not one that I know of.
Mimi: *turns to Palmon* Do you have any idea what humidity does to my hair?
Matt (whose here for some reason that is unknown...): *from offstage* Yeah, I have a picture!
Mimi: Huh? *looks at full-sized picture that Matt's holding* Hey! How'd you get a picture of me when I wake up?
Palmon: *hides under Digi-rock and shakes* That... was... scary...
Mimi: *sneering* Gee, thanks for the support, Palmon.
Palmon: *shudders, remembering picture* Don't... don't come any closer.
Director: *kicks Matt* YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO BE HERE! Go... watch Powers Rangers or something.
Matt: *lunges at Director and begins to choke her* I DON'T LIKE POWER RANGERS! I DON'T LIKE THE YELLOW RANGER! You saw the e-mails, none of them thought so, SO OBVIOUSLY THEY ARE SMART! Unlike you!
Director: *chokes* T.K.... said.... that... not..... me.....
Matt: *continues to choke Director* I don't care! I can?t kill my own brother, but you've ticked me off anyway.
Sora: *in back round; wandering around aimlessly* Tai... must be... destroyed.... kill... Tai....
Mimi: *yelling at Palmon* COME OUT SO WE CAN FINISH THIS!
*The rest of the Digi-gang shows up and sees the scene*
Tai: Ooookay.
Kari: *looks at Matt trying to kill the Director* Hey, Tai, can kill the director too? Please?
Director: *shoves Matt away and runs* Cut! Cut! Stop filming!
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Izzy (Pumpkinmon): *looks at temple ruins* (or, at least, the nice cheap disposable paper cut-out that *looks* like the ruins) Hey...
Tentomon (Gotsumon): Yes, that's very nice... shouldn't we be looking for the others?
Izzy (Pumpkinmon): No, wait, I just want to look in here.... *looks as Gotsumon* Do you think this shirt make me look fat?
Tentomon (Gotsumon): I dunno... hey, what time does the pizza place open?
Izzy (Pumpkinmon): Around noon, I think. Hey, let's go get pizza!
*Director rushes on scene, dragging the *real* Izzy and Tentomon with her*
Director: All right! You guys are gone! *bops them on the head* "Does this shirt make me look fat?..." Honestly! *thinks out loud again* You know, I said that once... and my friends have never let me forget it. *mutters under breath* Stupid little.... call me a ditz, yeah, sure... annoying Glitter Girls... they'll pay....
Izzy: *collapses on ground, holding head* The doctor... didn't.... give you..... permission! We aren't stable to be out of the hospital.
Director: *shrugs* Aw, you can survive for a few hours. *walks off*
Tentomon: Look.... all the pretty colors.... oh, what fun....
Izzy: *backs away from Tentomon; turns and yells at Director* I DON'T THINK WE CAN!
Director: *from far off* Tentomon can work like that! It's not *that* much different from normal.
Izzy: This is going to be a loooooong day.
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Sukamon: You have to pay a... a... what's it called?
Chumon: A toll!
Sukamon: Yeah, a toll... I like the hat.
Chumon: No, I get the hat! *Chumon and Sukamon start duking it out*
Mimi: Um... I'll just leave. *Mimi and Palmon walk off stage, where the other Digidestined (minus Sora, who's still looking for Tai to kill... and destroy...) are watching*
Izzy: *pulls handy-dandy popcorn out of pocket* So... what do you bet that Sukamon will win?
Joe: No, way, Chumon'll waste him.
Tai: Is that ALL you two ever talk about? Gambling?
Izzy: Well, duh.
Agumon: You guys need a life.
Matt: Hey, shut up, squeaky boy.
Agumon: SQUEAKY BOY?! *lunges at Matt* Pepper Breath!
Gabumon: Hey, you want to fight, fight with me you lame excuse for a dinosaur! *Gabumon and Agumon fight*
Gomamon: *acting like an announcer* And Sukamon plows Chumon with a ferocious hit, but Chumon counters with a sock to the left eye.... now, over in the other ring....
Agumon: Take that! *whacks Gabumon*
Gabumon: *growls; bites Agumon*
Biyomon: *comes in and shoves Gabumon off of Agumon* Oh, Augie-poo... are you all right?
Agumon: *sticks tongue out at Gabumon* Can't hit girls...
Matt: Yeah you can, Gabumon! See, it's easy! *whacks Mimi upside the head; Mimi's makeup falls everywhere*
Mimi: *gasping* You pin-headed little jerk! *grabs Izzy by the arm* Punch him!
Izzy: *looks up at Matt; bites lip* Um... my back! A sudden, shooting pain! *collapses on ground*
Mimi: *rolls eyes; turns to Joe* Will you? *eyes go wide*
Joe: *backs away* Um... I don't think so...
Mimi: *kicks ground* Hm... oh! Sora! Come kill Matt for me!
Sora: Must... kill.... Tai... Tai...must...be... destroyed....
Mimi: *grins* THAT'S the spirit. Now kill Matt.
Sora: *lunges at Tai; blocked by Director*
Director: Not while we're filming, Sora, dear. Maybe later.
Sora: Later....Tai....will...die... he...must....die....
Tai: *bites lip* You know, I suddenly have to... um... do my homework! Bye! *rushes off*
Director: *sees assorted fights; turns to Izzy* So, think Sukamon will win? *grabs some of Izzy's popcorn*
Izzy: *rolls eyes* Fine, I'll say it. CUT!
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Mimi: Did you see any other humans?
Chumon: Humans?
Palmon: Creatures like her. *gestures toward Mimi*
Sukamon: Yeah... it wasn't as pretty as you of course... *blushes*
Mimi: Of course! No one could be as pretty as me! *pulls out makeup case, starts applying onto face*
Matt: *offstage* Hey, Izzy, you're not as pretty as Mimi!
Izzy: *wasn't listening; suddenly hears what Matt said* WHAT?!
Tai: *mocks Mimi* Are you sure? *bats eyes at Matt*
Matt: *mocks Sukamon* Of course, no one could be as pretty as you. *both boys break out laughing*
Izzy: *starts backing away* Ooookay. You know, I'll go help the Director. *runs over; whacks Director on head*
Director: *wakes up* Huh? Wha? Oh, yeah, come on people! Let's get working here!
Matt: Why should we? We're not in this episode.
Director: Then why are you here?
Tai: To bug you. *sees Sora* Eep! *runs off*
Director: *shakes head* Cut... cut...
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Mimi: It's them! Tentomon -- and Izzy! Hi, you guys!
Izzy: *looks up* Oh. Hi. Mimi.
Palmon: *whacks Izzy* Hey, sound more excited.
Izzy: Why. Should. I?
Tentomon: Look... the rainbows... *Mimi and Palmon back away*
Mimi: Izzy, you sound like a robot.
Izzy: How. Odd.
Mimi: Stop playing with that computer! *pulls out plug*
*Izzy?s head blows off; screws fly everywhere*
Mimi: Um... oops. *whistles innocently*
Palmon: Smooth, Mimi, smooth...
Matt: *in back round* I do NOT like the Yellow Power Ranger! Stop talking about it!
Director: Sure you don't... *grins*
Matt: That's it! *tackles Director, pulls out knife* You're dead!
Director: Agghhh! Bad scene! Cut! Cut! STOP FILMING!
Izzy: *returns from lunch break* Um... what's going on?
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Mimi: Iz-zzzy. Are you done yet?
Izzy: *ignores her*
Mimi: Izzy?
Tentomon: Oh... look! Giant flying ear muffs.... yeah.... soft...
*Mimi gets scared; runs out of room*
Mimi: *shaking* Agghhhh! Help!
Palmon: *think* Um... line?
Tentomon: Whee! The leaves are falling, and the sky is, too! Whee!
Izzy: *rolls eyes* I told that Director he wasn't in condition to work, but did she listen? Noooo...
Palmon: You could at least help.
Izzy: *ignores her*
Palmon: *in dramatic "I'm a damsel in distress" mode* Oh, help, someone please help!
*Super hero music plays; Tai and Matt jump out in Superman costumes*
Tai: *in low voice* Yes, m'am?
Palmon: Please get him to a hospital. *points to Tentomon*
*Matt takes out harmonica and emits an ear-pirceing shriek. Moments later, Agumon and Gabumon come in with nurse costumes on and a stretcher*
Agumon: Easy now... *throws Tentomon onto stretcher*
Gabumon: Off we go, into the wild blue yonder, flying high, into the sun! Off we go, into the-- *Matt kicks Gabumon* Ow!
Director: *from offstage* Wow, I've never seen Matt and Tai in spandex before. *drools*
Mimi: Neither have I. *runs off to the bathrooms*
Director: *shrugs* I guess she doesn't have good taste... hm, so what? *continues watching; grins happily* Now... how can I get Izzy to do that also?
Izzy: *from behind her* You will never get me to do that.
Director: Oh, darn. *pouts* I guess it's time for my infamous line. CUT!
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Mimi: I just want to leave!
Tentomon (completely healed, thanks to Nurse Agumon): Mimi, shouldn't we turn back? We wouldn?t want to get lost in the maze.
Mimi: I don't care! I miss my home, and my bed, and my stuff... I'm even starting to miss my baby brother!
Tai: *from offstage* The *nonexistent* baby brother, she means.
Joe: *counting fingers* Things smarter than Mimi - pop cans, rocks, moldy cheese, billboards, paper, apples, blue jeans...
Mimi: *comes over and whacks Joe on the head* I AM NOT THAT DUMB!
Izzy: It can be argued upon, Mimi.
*Mimi tackles Izzy, fists fly*
Mimi: YOU LITTLE--!
Izzy: *covering head* It's true! It can be argued upon. Stop hitting me!
*Across the room...*
Matt: I DO NOT LIKE THE YELLOW POWER RANGER! Shut up!
Director: Aw, come on Matt, admit it...
Matt: *clench fists* You. Are. Dead.
Director: *runs* Agghhh! He's denying it! He's denying it!
Matt: *rams Director into wall* I DON'T like the stupid Yellow Power Ranger. DEAL WITH IT!
*Back with Mimi and Izzy...*
Mimi: *stops punching Izzy* Oh. Sorry. *tackles Joe* JERK!
*Tai and the nearly dead Izzy watch Mimi beat up Joe. Director suddenly runs in, covering her head. Matt runs after her with a knife*
Matt: I DON'T LIKE THE PINK RANGER EITHER! I DON'T LIKE POWER RANGERS!
Director: *evil grin* How about the Blue Ranger?
Matt: *starts to choke Director* Shut. Up. About. Power. Rangers. I. Hate. Power. Rangers. So. Stop. Talking. About. It. Okay?
Director: *turning red from lack of air* O...kay... *gasps as Matt lets go; grins* Are you sure?
Matt: *threatens with knife* Positive.
Director: *bites lip* Oh. Good. Stop filming? Please?
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Mimi: Um... Tentomon? Where are we?
Tentomon: I told you we should have gone back! Now we're lost!
Mimi: No we're not. See, Izzy's right there. *points offstage where Izzy is talking to the Director*
Tentomon: *sighs* Mimi... we're *supposed* to be lost!
Mimi: Oh...
*Switch to Director and Izzy talking*
Izzy: So, how're you going to annoy Matt now that he has a death warrant on you if you say his name and "Power Rangers" in the same sentence.
Director: *grins happily* See, I figured he'd do that. Don't worry... I have a lot more annoying things to insult him with up my sleeve.
*Matt passes by; Director winks at Izzy*
Director: Hey, Matt, what's with all those Sailor Moon pictures in your backpack? I admit, you have good taste in shows, but really, carrying pictures around is a *bit* obsessive, don't you think?
Matt: WHAT?!
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Izzy: *typing on computer* Don't worry Palmon, the hyrogliphs I decoded turned out to be a big map. See? *point to screen*
Palmon: That little blinking light is Mimi?
Izzy: Yeah... now let's see what they're talking about...
Palmon: NO! *hits Izzy with vines* That's EAVESDROPPING! It's BAD!
Izzy: *running and covering head* Agghhh! Fine! Fine! Leave them there, I don't care!
*Izzy runs offstage; rams into Tai and Kari; sending them flying*
Kari: Agghhhh!
Tai: Sheesh, is that kid in football and we don't know, or what?
Sora: *in back round* Tai... must... die.... Aha! *points at Tai; lunges*
Tai: Agghhhh! *runs into wall trying to run away*
Sora: Must... kill... Tai... *begins to choke Tai; stops as Matt runs into her*
Matt: *getting up off the ground; yelling behind him* Stop following me! I hate Sailor Moon! I hate Powers Rangers! Will you stop annoying me?!
Director: *walks into view; grins* Nope.
Matt: *looks at other Digidestined* Huddle!
*The entire group of Digidestined group together and confer*
Tai: *glaring at Director* Okay. Since you obviously *stink* at your job, we all quit! We're finding another Director to help us!
Director: *raises eyebrow* But Izzy, you told me which T.V. shows annoy Matt the most, don't you want to see how he'd react to the other thirty-two shows?
*Matt glares at Izzy; Izzy gulps and and makes a guilty grin. Matt's eyes narrow and he makes a fist, muttering vows of revenge under his breath*
Director: *eyes so wide that the light reflecting off of them is blinding the Digidestined* Are you *sure*? *voice rises to top squeak*
All (including Sora, who was healed after Matt ran into her): YES! *Digidestined grab the Director and throw her out of the building*
*Director lands on the pavement; the doors to the studio slam shut*
Director: *rubbing arm in pain* Ow.... *frowns* They'll pay. EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM! Well... no, Izzy helped me... Matt's too much fun to tease... Tai and Joe are too cute... Mimi, T.K., and Kari are cool... Great. I have to destroy Sora again. MAN! *frowns*
*Light bulb appears over the Director's head; she grins; calls for a taxi*
Taxi Driver: Where to, ki'? Doubt ya live by my 'hood.
Kyra (having taken off Director's costume): *raises eyebrow; shrinks away* Um, is your name Boris Cabrea by any chance? The guy that plays Marco on the Animorphs T.V. show?
Taxi Driver: Yeah, I am, amigo. Glad ya noticed, maybe you could meet some of my homie's later, ya dig?
Kyra: *muttering under breath* Maybe not, you psycho Marco impersonator. *looking up* Perhaps. Anyway, could you drive me to the casting studio's?
Taxi Driver: Why? Ya gonna try out to be in a movie?
Kyra: *evil grin* Actually, I'm trying out for a T.V. show. It's called Digimon...
THE END
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