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Taoism: Shit happens. Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens." Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening? Hinduism: This shit has happened before. Mormonism: This shit is going to happen again. Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it. Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough. Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else. Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us? Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturdays. Christian Science: Shit is in your mind. Jehovah's Witnesses: May we have a moment to show you some of our shit? Creationism: God made all shit. Secular Humanism: Shit evolves. Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157. Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama. Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit! Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not. Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS. Stoicism: This shit is good for me. Atheism: I can't believe this shit! Nihilism: No shit. Osho: If shit happens, celebrate it!!!! |
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