1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING
SEX?
(because they are
plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING
FOREPLAY?
(they don't have enough
time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO
FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop for
directions)
4. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator
can't mow the lawn)
5. WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S
BRAINS?
(because they don't
have penises to put them in)
6. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS
HAVE IN COMMON?
(they're intended for
children but men usually end up playing with them)
7. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON
THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls
fall over their ass holes and they vapor lock)
8. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN
DOGS?
(so they won't hump
women's legs at cocktail parties)
9. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft
before you make a final copy)
10. WHY IS A MAN'S PEE YELLOW AND HIS
SPERM WHITE?
(so he can tell if he's
coming or going)
11. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A
TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(nobody knows, since it
has never happened)
12. ARGUMENTS: A woman has the last word
in any argument.
(Anything a man says
after that is the beginning of a new argument)
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is this really all
true?
