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OLD NEWS
This is the archive of the old news and updates added to the website from as far back as when it was just a bunch of gif animations and a doom wad, because these stories are just pasted in from the old news pages of the day, most or all of the links in them will be dead, though much of the stuff linked to on these pages is still on the website somewhere, so you should be able to find it
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5/9/00 New news page started,so there-also more insanity animations-guy forks,offensive,trains and shinra direkt-go see em in the insanity section
6/9/00 Welp,started collage today,so expect to see very few updates for at least 3 years,hell maybe a little 'this is an update-here' every 6 weeks to keep it online-but no new animations,no more work on anarchy doom (whic'll give legacy-with-scripting time to come out)-oh well,theres always the chance of fan contibutions...(fans? Hah!)-anyway,there are two new animtions in insanity-square (a romantic philosophical bridge scene,with one illogical conclusion) and an insanity 'trailer' -one good thing-i dont go on Monday! Woohoo!
9/9/00 Two more levels done on anarchy doom,well actually theyre the same level repeated,one where you finish it by walking forward,then an intermission,then the same level again-where you fight the omega bot.Now theres only one more level to do,but that doesnt mean itll be released soon-theres a lot of de-hacking a sprite drawing still to go,not to mention sounds for most of the enimies
14/9/00 Corrected the dates-7,what was i thinking?-anyway,i started college properly and havent had time to do anything-check out the new animation 'dinosaur'
22/9/00 So youve been to school for a year or two and you know youve seen it all.... Anyway,anarchy is very nearly finished,but nowhere near being released.And theres some more insanity animations that where made up quickly and are fairly short-oh well,theyre 'shinra driving school'-if youve ever seen 'i like trucking' on not the nine o clock news then you'll get this-and theres 'sweet dreams'-where the security system comes into effect. (nicked off ssdd)
24/9/00 Another new animation,computer rage.Also on anarchy doom a lot of modifications have been completed on the first level,you can now sink into a tank of chemicals and a room now has a lot of detail,such as tools on a workbench and a drill,also theres a sign above the enterance for thompson fuels,a made up company-but petronas is real-other recent stuff is some sounds have been changed and the uzi looks better (as good as my crappy paint sk1llz allow anyway) Also-im starting with the ideas for me next T.C-I'll leave the names for now:The gun/Tedddy bear wars/Galactic conquest/Bughunt 2-or-INSANITY! SAME DAY:I Gotta messageboard!-probably doesnt work,but still-POST ON IT!!!!
25/7/00 Now theres a WORKING messageboard-as has already been done-so go and post on it-I also figured out how to do doom deep water so ive put summa that in,none of its deep enough to swim in but its just for the sake of complete-ness (and its cool to watch a police chopper fall in,with only some bits of wreckage poking out).Also for the other tc ideas i'll put up an info page for them soon
26/7/00 A new animation,the cone,is up-also my doom wad page is up on angelfire-it has bughunt,skewl and the core on it,the link is in the anarcho-doom section
27/9/00 Found a few 'stick death' ripoff sites today,so i had to make my own-check out stique death,the new section,also theres a link to the page on me-with the evil pic!
29/9/00 A story-i got a flash-making program,installed it,ran it,had a heart attack,recoverd,tried to draw a shinra soldier in its excuse of a program,laughed,uninstalled,forgot.-looks like this site is gonna be sticking to gifs for now.Also the 'me' page has some pics of my last day at skool-that was put in yesterday but i couldnt be arsed to change this
5/10/00 Havent updated in ages,oh well-my doom wad page has been updated (link in anarchy doom section) with br-a twilight warrior level-and skewldm-a deathmatch version of my school.Another animation is up in the insanity section too,the missile-also for the insanity comic,i might start doing short ones on a contnious story,like road waffles (a comic on keenspot-look in the links section for s.s.d.d-then look in his link section for road waffles)
6/10/00 Thats right sportsfans!-the new,daily insanity comic is started-the downside?-less animations-but oh well...The first one is the story of terra,so go read it!
10/10/00 The interfering of a generally interfering person prevented me from updating this sooner,anyway issue 5 of the comic is up,and the links page now includes cool sites like road waffles,bi.org and metallica sucks!-git dere nahhhw!
16/10/00 The doom page has been improved-and the screenshot is a different one at last,the alien weapon in the docklands level
17/10/00 Anarchy doom is dead,thanks to inkworks deleting all the files when i put a coulormap in,if anyone knows how to undo this,they might tell me...otherwise its onto something else for me
20/10/00 The site is now insanity only,i'll make some different insanity pics maybe,but fortunecity are dicks when it comes to uploading pics (part 15 of the comic was up for half an hour with no pic cause i was trying to upload it) Update-i forgot to upload this with the rest of the stuff,shit!
23/10/00 Noticed that the dates on the comics are for the day before-but its fixed from now on-AAAAnd a few more links have been added/alterd-including a link to the site that made my kick-arse logo,for free,and in under 30 seconds!!! (try and tell me your NOT interested)
24/10/00 Added some background sounds around the site
25/10/00 Ive started to make insanity doom!,so far there are some weapons (punch,sword,uzi,rifle,double rifle,w-machine guns,rocket launcher,flamethrower and GPMG)-not all the weapons are done yet,and the rifle will probably change cause its really crappy looking.Also the uzi and GPMG are straight out of anarchy,so you know what thyre like-the flamethrower is from the flame.wad-and the de-hack for the sword is from a lightsaber patch (and works really well).Theres also two enemies done,the shinra soldier and soldier:1st,and the chaingunners gonna be a mighty grunt
6/10/00 Looks like fortunecity went down for a while,but now everythings back and the uploading works!!!!!!,hum,anyway the profiles page is in the process of being re-done as the comic characters
8/10/00 Fortunecity have fucked again-it took half-a-friggin hour to upload #33,in other news,#34 is in a better resolution so its small,but a little slanty-damn Ł70 scanner! Also i think this site is getting to the politicians,theres this damn military helicopter flying round near my house right now
13/11/00-God save road waffles! Yes,thats right- Road waffles is back!-hopefully its got as much insane violence and murdering as before!-on a related note,the latest S.S.D.D Is pretty funny too. Now,then,what i came here to do-Insanity doom is progressing pretty well,the rifle has been re-done in a 3-d model thingy so it looks...slightly better.And now the secret level is that from the otaku convention wad,just cause.Also-find tei tenga,its an excellent wad for zdoom which reminded me a little of apocalypse now
17/11/00-Kill BT The infamous BT telemarketing call is now in the Rouges gallery ,if you havent heard it get it now (its a zipped .mp3)-also in the rouges gallery is some of my altered songs that ive done,i discoverd im actually good at it
21/11/00-Bit late... Changed the Insanity needs you! Page to something simpler,and made the old 'charchters' page into a W.T.F?
23/11/00-God save doom legacy! The doom legacy 'release candidate 1' is released,it contains the beta scripting and 3-d floors that weve all wanted (but no docs on how to implement them)-other than that its pretty standard,with the blackness around transparent textures/holes in gl mode and other stuff that were used to-also it doesnt seem to support linedef 270 (swimmable water) anymore,which some of the levels in insanity depend on-so im gonna go have a bitch in thier forum soon...anyway go to the Legacy site and git it iiiin!
24/11/00-No 50! Insanity comic has reached issue 50,with NO known readers and NO feedback-aint it great
25/11/00-SOMETHING!!!!!!! I made a game for you lot to download,it has nothing to do with insanity,but the next one will,and the links page is updated
4/12/00-Condemned in the press,banned in parliment... Updates!!!!!-Right,the songs page has a new one (which was actually put there a few days ago)-the first insanity videogame is out,in the Rouges gallery -Also the first insanity fanfic is finished and is there as well (it follows the start of insanity and the 'star wars' storyline-which has just ended).I also found a cool site at www.otakuworld.com/toys which has various free animie-inspired games for download (get neophyte-koplios story-it RULES!)-annd the newest RW Is hilarious!
6/12/00-Oh shit! The british goverment is intending to introduce under-16 curfews!-they must be stopped-burn a flag/spray a bush shelter/put up posters/write letters-DO WHATEVER IT TAKES!-They will be announced in the queens speech at christmas-so dont watch it!
9/12/00-Lateness Its up later than it should be today cause i been doing tonsa shit-like starting the new insanity RPG in the games factory (6 levels and its still only the inro!)-and revamping most of the doom site (i needed to do something with it or angelfire would shut it down from inactivity)-then my brother got duke3d to weve been friggin around on that-well i could use wintex to steal shit outta it later on (and i thought of a great doom wad based on american mgee's alice-duke nukem in wonderland-should be pretty funne!)
12/12/00-Haley! Yep,haley has returned to Road waffles (did yesterday-but the image was fucked-but is now fixed).Also insanity is now on a comic list!-i'll put a link to it in the link section sooner or later (later knowing me).Anyway todays update:The WTF? Has been changed,thankyou.
16/12/00-Skewl revistited Ok,now weve all played my skewl.wad for doom2 right? If you havent its here Well-ive started to make an update for it,this will feature alinged and fixed textures,better level design,storyline,modifed enemies (wearing the school uniform!),modified guns (including some cool twice-risen-style lasers!) and more detail-expect it fairly soon!
21/12/00-Ok,maybe not Well,i decided 'sod this' and started some more work on insanity doom instead-level 5 cant be finished cause of legacy fucking about so i cant test it-but i have made some improvements to the other levels.Like level 1 now has some diffrent features-also originally i put in all the textures from this massive pack-but now ive deleted all of them and took about 3 megs off the file size
29/12/00-Stars and stripes-of corruption! The latest version of legacy kinda supports swimmable water..so now i can get on with insanity doom.Anyway i made a 'rant' in the Rouges gallery About why doom is better than half-life! Oh-get 'frankenchrist' by the dead kennedys!-everything on there RULES!
31/12/00-Just a thought! Hey politicians/psychologists and NASA workers sitting snug in your chairs,eating apple pie and wtaching jerry springer-you got the millenium bug fixed right?-so now all computers recognise 00 as 2000?-well what about 01?-1901? You may now shit yourselves
1/1/01-Or maybe not Ok,maybe not The profiles page is being brought up to date at the moment,with relm,tifa,cloud,kefka and all the other people its missing-also ive thoght up some original characters so expect some weird shit to come,like the 'evil mutant hitler' charcter (who is nice-cause the original one was evil) Hmm,onto the latest DooM news-i downloaded ROD from the team kill site,and tried it,it (of course) refused to run.Also i went to the page about fraggle script and downloaded some shit-none of it works.Therefore insanity doom will remain scripting free no matter what
4/1/00-Its done! Finally finished making the comic index,where you can jump straight to a certian issue and find out just what the hell is happening.
5/1/00-Updated enemy page The enemies page over at My DooM site has been updated,also some guy said that most of the zip files where corrupted-so i'll be uploading re-zipped wads tomorrow that should work right
7/1/00-Big panda Ive signed up for a comic list called bigpanda,cause well everybody else does!-but am i being conformist or spreading anarchist ideas further?-awnswers on a postcard to:THE UNCENSORED FUCKING ADVENTURES OF SOME FUCKING ANARCHISTS AGAINST FUCKING CENSORSHIP SHITARSEDICKWANKSHITFUUUUCCCKKKK!
11/1/01-Hmm,i seem to not have been accepted... Looks like i havent got into bigpanda,oh well!-I started a new section called 'agony anarchist' where you can get REAL answers to all those questions about AIDS when you already know the answer!-email some in today!
14/1/01-Room 101-NOW! Its issue 101!,also the index page has been altered slightly and the ME! Page has been updated,as if anyone cares
21/1/01-At lasssssst Well,its back on track after the embuggerance with 'free''serve' and theres another actual story-thingy developing now,rather than some stupid mincing around.Also i wrote a new song!,find that in the rouges gallery in the songs section.
22/1/01-HALEEEEY! Haley is reeeealy back at road waffles now!.Also i corrected the song from yesterday-and added a new one: 'alternative hentai'-check em out Here Twats of the day: www.marijuanaaddiction.com First for being prohabitionist-and second for so-blatantly-its-funny nicking thier design from www.urban75.com
25/1/01-STUFF! I cleared the news page again!-Also,the profiles page has been updated with some better pictures of the characters (Vincents so cuuute!).Also theres another link in the links section-to the official archive of stuff!,run by me good friend (kinda) minette le chaton.
29/1/01-Linkage Some more links have been added,like the brilliant (and bisexual,and british) comic jake the rake!,And some pissed rednecks who can be laughed at in the 'burn all gifs' shite,er sorry,site!.Hmm,also i got MSN messanger so people can contact me at m_deathbringer@hotmail.com ...And a new series of futurama has started on sky,which is a great larf!
1/2/01-MWAA! I tried to get onto keenspace to start a new comic called felney,But this now results in me getting 27 stupid mails like its a forum or something.So now anything with keenspace or [keenspace] in it is blocked from my e-mail,I might still start felney though,on a fortunecity site!-Also theres another song in the songs section,its a pretty lame one-but had to be done!
2/2/01-Heres somewhere i dont belive in I put up a new item in the rouges gallery called 'Everything you wanted to know about anarchy-but where afraid to ask'-Its there to explain the real meaning of anarchism,and what anarchists want FortuneSHITTY couldnt pick a worse fucking day to break down! Not only do i have TWO sets of those new buttons to upload (I gave up doing the second set,incase yer wondering about the ones in the archive)-But since fortunecity have shut down FTP acsess (for an unspecified reason,of course) i have to do them ONE BY FUCKING ONE using the file manager,which DOESNT support multiple uploads,wants your password for every second page it loads (Including error messages),And crashes every third upload (Occasionally wanting a password just so you can see the error message)-Well anyway,the latest comic is up,the site will be sorted out once FTP acsess is re-allowed (If they can manage THAT) IDIOTS,THIS PLACE IS RUN BY IDIOTS!!!! Update-10:44 GMT-I finally got back FTP acsess-ahh the sweet taste of 'connection established'
3/2/01-Buttons,whos got the buttons I added the buttons to some more of the pages,like the animation section-The anarchy section is up-but theres not much there right now
4/2/01-Wanna play a little game? I added a new games section to the site!-This contains the two (soon to be 3) games that ive made-And will also soon have some online ones-powered by vitalize! .Vitalize! is a super cool extension for internet explorer (And i think theres a netscape one too) which allows you to put games factory-made-files into websites!-And cause the games factory is so easy to use,i think this allows us to all say UP YOURS SHOCKWAVE! -Soo,anyway you should be seeing some online games soon-and some TGF-made animations as well!-Go get vitalize now!
5/2/01-Wanna play another little game? Damn this games factory stuff is getting addictive,for all those of you who listened to my nagging and got vitalize!-theres now an online game for you to play! Get over there and see!
11/2/01-Parodies,pisstakes and spoofs In the W.T.F? Section i added a list of all the refrences that are made in the comic,i'll do one for the animations and stuff too sometime
13/2/01-Happy hour belongs to america's best loved thugs I made a new platform shootah!-Check out the games section and grab 'Insanity please 3'
17/2/01-Tell us the truth,Dont let us down! Ive added some more of the characters to the cast page,Which are some of the other non-main people in the comic and the animations.Also the insanity RPG has been started,well-ive got sprites for terra,celes and locke-Unlike the last attempt,this will have FF6-Style SD charcters,with huge heads and eyes on small bodies-ahh well it looks cute!
21/2/01-Hehhhh Ive started the insanity please RPG,Well,the intro is being done-Im up to about where terra wakes up in lockes house...Also,I got a Stiff little fingers CD,OMG! Theyre even better than i thought!,Grab something by them now!,you wont regret it! Also-the links section has been updated
25/2/01-I wont be shot down! I made up a new song about FFSwine,in the usual place. Also-i downloaded RPG maker 2000,and have started on a NEW AND BETTER Insanity game-Ive just gotta work out how to do custom graphics and it'll rule!
2/3/01-Theres always someone better off than you! Yep,thats meant to be you,placebo! In other news,i got a better forum-go there!
5/3/01-MNEEP! The ill-fated DooM section has been made into a fan-art section now,due to me getting one!-The doom page will stay on angelfire,and soon all insanity game stuff will be moved to the angelfire site-Including (At last) a page on the upcoming RPG-Which WILL own joo!
19/3/01-Whenever you go to the far off shores... Yeah i know the news hasnt been updated in ages! Right,first the games will stay here,and the doom and RPG stuff will be on angelfire,Also Felney has been started and the links are updated-whee!
23/3/01-::BONK!:: Yes,we're on another comic list!-check out www.comicsavenue.com
26/3/01-The time is right so do it now... Added a pic to the misc section-The great final fantasy swindle,Its based on the poster for the sex pistols Great rock n roll swindle
29/3/01-Smash the teenies! Come on! Made another song,this time its 'Smash the teenies'-in the usual place (This one is bound to get me flames from idiotic 13 year old girls who can barely even turn thier computers on)
9/4/01-Ah hah Well i cleared out the news page again,Just writing to say theres two new songs -Squaresoft device and You cant say crap on ffshrine
13/4/01-Wah! Unlucky 13th!..well it has been for me...First i get constant annoyance from THEM,then when THEYre not glued to my back RPGmaker is fucking up in all different ways. Well anyway,despite the fuckups the world map for insanity please is finally completed,I'll get started on the intro and the narshe bit later on and you'll be playing (an early beta of) this thing before you know it!
16/4/01-Ok then... Right,im off to disneytopia in france for a week,so the comic will stay on the 15th of april's issue till i get back-I wont bother filling in the gap,but carry on with it when i get back Also-I been working flat-out on the insanity please RPG,expect an early release soon after i get back
22/4/01-OI! Ok,i got back yesterday,the comic restarts today!
26/4/01-HAHAHAHA!!!!! Yes,i decided i would also take the piss outta that stupid lawsuit against video game,film companies and bands-The parents never fucking realise that it was the bullying and the teachers that are to blame-but the tossers cant hack it and make a scapegoat for it (Next they'll be blaming id software for all the homlessnes and unemployment and sticking em in death camps i suppose)-As the strip says,Doom doesnt make me violent,taking it away from me will.And if they do ban violent games us klickers can make our own ones anyway.I wouldnt worry though,the defence has such a strong case (Anyone who has played doom and NOT shot up a school is a possible witness for the defence)-This is gonna be laughed out of court (Unless the justice system is even more retarded than i think)
29/4/01-200!! Ok,its the 200th insanity please today!,who'dve thought it would come this far?-Anyway to celebrate ive started another 'So outrageous it'll make you an anarchist' storyline,Also ive uploaded a doodle called 'Rule terrania' and a page for my sailor moon pisstake,in the Misc section-While yer there check out my new ultra-offensive song: Being a doomer!.The links section has also been updated and all the scum removed
6/5/01-Arce I got abode photoshop the other day,and i been using it for colouring stuff (See felney),soo anyway,i coloured a doodle of vinny ive been meaning to scan for a while now,its in the misc section
7/5/01-Oh god why did i marry you? Er,well anyway,ive updated the 'me' page with a few more bits,and simplified it...also there is now a news archive with all the old stuff in it (see link at top)
8/5/01-Blind acceptance is a sign,of stupid fools who stand in line..like THL! Yes the cunts at thin H line have blocked by IP adress or something from viewing them,well fucking done!-These tossers are obviously still living in the 19th century,and support blatant ageism and class discrimination like its funny or something Also-A new picture 'Outrage' is uploaded,in the misc section Oh,also,your hero and mine,ronnie biggs,was arrested early today as the army flew him back to england,he is now behind bars...even though i heard they had dropped the charges against him-seeing as he was on the run for years...But then thats the kind of back stabbing you'd expect from the government FREE RONNIE!
11/5/01-Media circus Heh,mirror frontpage today "Girl,12 made pregnant by one of five men"-Apparently,she had sex with five blokes,ranging from 16 to 24,and the pigs are DNA testing them to find out which one's guilty of 'rape'-er,scuse me..but i thought rape was sex without consent! TWATS! And anyway,why should such an occurence make front page news?-it hardly matters..why dont they report on the queens new hat or,maybe,something that matters (That'll be the day) I dont think i wanna see what the mail thinks of this,i'll probably die from laughter
12/5/01-oops First off,THL is down for a reason,and the maker is not to blame,the nazi that resulted in it being shut down is (I wonder if i can legally transfer the comment of 'cunt' over to that person and not clay),apologies to all concerned there And now for a message from microsoft: Hey,is your word 97 becoming boringly easy to use? Upgrade to word 2000 and get all these exciting features! -Instead of linking to images normally,it copies your images,renames them and links to the different image,even if the one you are trying to put into your html file is in the same directory.This feature is great cause it takes up more hard disk space and cant be turned off! -When you insert a picture it automatically resizes it to 'barley visible' level,this is great for all those who like to see thier pictures through an electron microscope -The drop down menus have half the stuff on them hidden -The open file menu is confusing and slow -Saving takes at least 5 times longer than in word 97,providing it doesnt crash -Random crashes ensure excitement and loss of vital documents See,all these great features! Buy Microsoft word 2000 TODAY!
14/5/01-This ones bound to cause some tears Ever the controvesy merchant,i made a new song,this one glorifying underage sex (boo hoo)
18/5/01-Mnip Altered the 'me' page again
2/6/01-New site Ok,the new site design is up! Most of the sections are ready to go,but a few are still being made,the cast section should be up by tomorrow
3/6/01-News Ok,now you can actually acsess the news page from the site! The cast page is up!
4/6/01-Gah! The Misc section has been up since the 2nd,but there was no link to it...gah!
12/6/01-All your base are belong to us! Ok,i uploaded the classic .gif rendering of the all your base movie and something i made myself in the misc section...also im now determined to learn flash (nomatter how long it takes!!) and im gonna be getting the program soon..so cool!,then maybe we'll have some animated felney stuff made
14/6/01-Its flashy! Okay,one flash animation made!,its not exactly miss dynamite standard but it is flash!-gotta love vectors (mm...zooming) anyway,if you wanna see this 20 second (at most) soundless masterpeice goto the misc section (better animations will be done,i promise
18/6/01-The perfect crime! Yep,the news page has been cleared again!,the second felney flash movie i was making has been junked cause,well it was crap.Also the doom site on angelfire is being re-made and should be uploaded soon
28/6/01-Okaayyy Maybe not so soon.. David got sent office XP for free today,lets see if word XP is better than word 2000
29/6/01-Stuffage Had me first driving lesson today-its easy! Also,the games section is now working,it has the two TGF made games (the space battle one is gone) in it,the RPG will probably be too big to store on fortunecity,so that will have to go somewhere else
2/7/01-Filthy lucre aint nothing new I found some leaflet i graffited on back in school-now online for the first time,to show the fuckers what i really think of them! Find it Here
5/7/01-The only doom i knew of came in green and blue cans I added some more people to the cast page-Tina's girlfriend (who i named ann as a spur-of-the-moment thing),Mister hilter (the teacher) and the pedophile farmer from off the train
6/7/01-The time is right for me now I added a new flash menu to the site,check it out
22/7/01-FUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!! Word XP is identical to word 2000-IE SHIT! And the comp cant run XP and 97 together can it,no you have to virtually install 97 to edit html files and XP for word files.BULL FUCKING SHIT!! Also,i missed issue 50 yestarday due to not being here,its in the archives for reading though
01/8/01-Ahh At last july is over,god that month was dull,i thought it'd never end! Hmm,there was this thing taking the piss outta pedophiles on recently that offended tons of people...so i gotta copy it! Watch out for Nonce sense! Also,I uploaded a new thing in the misc section- Sex pistols comics! Which takes the piss out of an nsync comic i saw once
13/8/01-Game As a slight break from making stuff on the doom wad im making a felney videogame,Its done in the games factory and will mainly be a platformer zombie blasting one,also there will be a driving section and other felney related stuff...coming soon!
16/8/01-Blah David got a new graphics card today...doom legacy GL in 800x600 and 32 bit colour looks gorgeous!,Pity about all those texture errors really...Anyway i uploaded two sets of doodles in the misc section,in the second one the blue 'cat girl' and the bright blue haired anarchist girl are minettes characters,"The gun" is a redisign of the gun from my first good comic (Not online,and probably never will be) and as for the cute light-brown haired guy with glasses....you'll meet him shortly
25/8/01-Game The felney videogame is done!! Get it in the games section Also,all insanity please related games are now hosted Here But the klik (the two platformers) and RPG sections arent up quite yet
28/8/01-Fanartage I FINALLY uploaded all of the fanart ive gotten,including one thats not by minette!
3/9/01-yee Got another fanart...whoopee
6/9/01-pics Ive updated the misc section with a big bunch of pictures,i actually drew them all ages ago and just had them stored in the account to show to certian people,but now ive linked to them all in the misc section-so go there!
9/9/01-Agh! Back to college tomorrow! Gah! As a kind of "Final farewell" for a year i did a big load of updating to the site,the cast page has had a total refit,the anarchy section has had another thing added to it and i put a pic in the misc section of "Ye legend of felney"
14/9/01-Yes,no you cant,but you can if you know why The updating scehdule has been changed from Friday-Monday to Saturday-Tuesday,This will take effect on Saturday 22nd of september
29/9/01-Each dollar a bullet Okay,its late because of a long series of annoyances and outside events beyond my control,but anyway,the main site has a new menu,and the rest of the pages have had it removed,and a new fanart has been added
30/9/01-AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH After almost a day of trying,ive reverted back to the old flash menu,the newer one worked fine offline,but when i tried to add it to the site (and stopped my cache from fucking up and displaying the old one) the frames for each of the descriptions just kept fucking up,this might have been down to my connection-but even if it did work for everyone else i have to be able to navigate my own site,so me comes first If any flash-knowing people are reading this then maybe they could help me give it a working pre-loader..dunno why i bother asking though,nobody ever bothers
7/10/01-Yep Inspired by urban 75's flash-tastic map of wales,i made The hitch-hikers guide to felney!
9/10/01-Crap fact: I added a felney fact thingy to the bottom of the index page,go and look at it shiteness!
13/10/01-More games Ive added a driving game and a shooting game in the games section,theyre both pretty rushed though-but fun!
14/10/01-Just because youre paranoid it doesnt mean theyre not watching you Ive fixed the bugs in the old new flash menu so that it now works,BUT if you use shit "services" such as freeserve then it wont load because they cant handle a 300-odd K file,so there is also text links to all the main sections underneath the current comic strip
24/10/01-BYAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRP! Jeepers creepers is a cool,funny,scary and stupid movie!,anyway ive had loads of pics kicking around in the account for ages and not linked to them,so ive updated the misc section so that you can view them
26/10/01-Yep I added some new sounds to the flash menu and put some search keywords in the index.html source
27/10/01-. I updated the fan stuff section with a picture of ann and a link to thoringils story
3/11/01-Agian Its about time the news page was cleared again ^-^.Ive updated the WTF ,Me page and The links
10/11/01-Vinnys so cuuuuuuute! Teehee,he's so soft and snuggly,who couldnt resist falling asleep on him? Anyway,ive added properly made meta tags to the main page (got some site to make them for me) and also ive added an ICQ "Message me" bar to the Me page,so if you ever wanna talk but cant be arsed with ICQ just go there!
13/11/01-Stuph Ive updated the misc section with some more stuff
18/11/01-Real freedom scares you,because it means responsibilty First-Happy birthday to minette!,Hope you have a better 13th year than i did ^-^ Second-Ive made updates to the Insanity please games page in order to say that nothing has happened Third-If the people that did This ever come to my humble site-right effing on!
24/11/01-Throw away the guns and the wars all gone Mary whitehouse is dead,let us light a candle..to light a burning effigy of her!,then play a sex pistols song and watch porn movies in her dishounour Next stop on the grateful death train-The queen mum
16/11/01-He now lives life over his shoulder
1/12/01-Sabotage sabotage sabotage the hunt today I added a new article in the anarchy section about how to clean up the countryside
2/12/01-This is the story of a book... Ive updated the hitch hikers guide to felney,which requires Flash to work properly.
6/12/01-ARTSE! Okay the comic is 3 days late because of fortunecitys FTP royally fucking up,but they fixed it at last (after my email to tech support that began with "Dear monkeys-ooh ooh ooh ooh ohh!").Anyway theyve already done enough so the comic is going to be moved to keenspace where it can actually be up;loaded ON TIME!,most of the site will stay on fortunecity though but the main page will be http://felneycomic.keenspace.com after its set up (nothing there now)
9/12/01-He only introduced me to a wider reality Yep,still on fortunecity at the moment.Ive started a new section of the site- Animations ,its not on the site menu yet though because ive seen enough of flash for the time being,i'll sort that out tomorrow maybe.anyway go and "enjoy" the first felney movie!
14/12/01-Do they owe us a living? Added a new pic of mike to the fanart section,and no he hasnt got a tache,that was a mistake ^_^
29/12/01-Carst! Updated the cast page,at last!
31/12/01-Huh Last strip of 2001..and due to davids meddling its being uploaded in the last hour of 2001... We need another computer...
Fuck/Knows/When-AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! Please read this page: http://www.livejournal.com/users/deathbringer/day/2001/12/31
12/1/02-Downtime Fortunecity are suspending service from 13th to 16th of janurary,so no comics till thats over-i dunno if the page will remain online or not.Also ive got a joint-aching desease so im gonna lie down,this chair is hell-Thats also why thr comic is up earlier
21/1/02-Important update If you havent been following my Livejournal,Opendiary or the Forums then you wont know the situation..fortunecity where supposed to go down from the 12th to 16th of janurary,instead they where down from the 15th to the 17th..and FTP acess has only just started working again.During this time my scanner has fucked so future comics will be drawn on the computer for the time being..,regular comics will re-start with tom orrows (Tuesdays) issue. Im also working on a new Flash movie based on an orginal idea and not any of the comics ^-^.It uses a clip from the song "Power in the darkness" by the Tom robinson band,Who are an ultra cool band all anarchist bisexuals should hear ^-^ or anyone else for that matter-nomatter what your sexuality "Glad to be gay" will stick in your head for ages..and if you are gay you'll love his sexy voice too ^-^.Also a new picture has been added to the Fanart section
26/1/02-Missed this As of yesterday (25/1/02) Felney was 1 year old...my scanner had to be fucked though so i couldnt do anything special..when (if) i get it back working i'll make something special to commemorate it
29/1/02-Do you really belive in Art? ART SUCKS! Well,the crap in the tate gallery does anyway..Ive started to put the pictures onto the site into seperate HTML pages with descriptions on them,So that people can learn about the picture and so i can outside link to the pictures from message boards without people being led to a "Fortunecity-100 megs of free space!" logo (though thats now been downgraded to 25..at least it says so in thier emails,i cant get into the file manager to check how much space i have/have used). Anyway,pictures by me and pictures of other peoples characters will eventually all be on a main page of the Art section,pictures by me of my characters will also go into the Misc section,and pictures of other peoples will ONLY go into the art section..this is only in progress at the moment though,so for any pics go to the misc section or browse the art directory HERE
30/1/02-Yee Ive finally got my keenspace account!!!!!! Yee!..I'll set it up and start to move the comics over onto it over the weekend. Also ive updated the links a bit
1/2/02-Pic The current pic in the Me section has been updated to one i actually like ^-^
3/2/02-Sing if youre glad to be Keen Yep,the move to keenspace has finally happened!.Im not even sure if the archive and all that are gonna even work properly yet *prays* but i can hope anyway ^-^. You may notice a lot of inconsitencies with the site at the moment,like the fact that most of the sections are still on fortunecity (and they will remain there) and a lot of the pages have a black background and not the image (the pages will stay divided for the time being,im not sure if i like the image yet) also on a lot of the pages the "back to the main page" link leads to the fortunecity page. Just bear with me and things will become sorted out in time ^-^;; i hope Update Ive updated most of the Fortunecity-hosted sections to have the background image in them
4/2/02-Yep The background image may have looked cool,but damn did it hurt my eyes when i tried to read things,so away it goes and back comes the dark green of the original felney site from janurary last year! ^-^,except that was a slightly lighter shade than this but ooh well Update Im gonna create a "Destroy the monarchy" wallpaper soon ^-^ in the spirit of the great "boat trip"
6/2/02-Art Ive started the Art section up,so go there!
10/2/01-Fan Art Ive got a new fanart from Minette,its of Ann and very funny ^-^ XD..also i started up a new section dedicated to the onion and other parody news sites- The Felney herald Its a pisstake of the attitudes of the people in the village,and what passes for "news" around here
18/2/02-New thing!!! Ive made a felney "trailer" with some images partly explaining why i made this site,its in the Animation section and you need flash to view it
21/2/02-Thier days are numbered Another new animation, Relative removals! Are you fed up with your overbearing and obssesive parents? Then bring them in to be subjected to torture!. Unfortunatley we live in a barbaric and unfair society so the fuckers can pretty much get away with it...for now..
23/2/02-FREE CAP! I have finally escaped ezboard and got a forum at keenspace! Dont delay,visit today!
24/2/02-I EAT BABIES!!!! KILL!! If youre one of those totally insane people that enjoys polluting your page with other peoples banner ads willingly,you'll love these new images! The "warping childrens minds through subliminal messages" look The "Sex sells and i love it" look The "If the daily mail was right" look
5/3/02-Yuggle Added more links to the links section,including the based-on-a-true-story-which-is-very-scary Mint gum ,and the totally hilarious Brampton bugle -what the felney herald aspires to be..XD
17/3/02-SOLIDARITY Ive updated the Me page
23/03/02-They just sit on thier overfed arse,feeding off the work of a less fortunate class The felney herald has once again been updated,this time it has banner ads of local businesses on it too,all of which are totally real,honest!
29/03/02-I know a girl who lived on my street freedom was her naaaaame I addded yet another parody,Q666,and made a new page to organise them all together
13/04/02-Hardkore thumbnailzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Ive completley updated the Fanart page and added two new pictures
27/04/02-"I said im not buying it! Bonjour!" *slams phone down* Thats right,the next 7 comics are guest comics by the local fan from sunny france,Banshee! ^-^
12/5/02-Okey Okay,actually there was 8 comics from banshee XD,anyway ive altered the colour scheme of the websites main pages a bit,and used a cool font from Crass CD's ect,which you can download if you go to the bottom of the main page
27/5/02-Work work and work your arse off,the only one smiling is your sun-tanned boss.. Ive made a few minor design tweaks to some pages of the site,mainly a darker background,more black boxes for the text and (hopefully eventually) fixed the link to download crass.ttf so you can view the site the way its supposed to be
17/6/02-Slaughterhouse 5, Cattle 0 Ive updated the Cast section with Mei yonghong,from planet felney. Also two new comics have joined the redspace dropdown.. ^-^
20/6/02-One day to go!!!!!!!!!! The Art section has had a large update made to it,also i turn 18 tomorrow ^-^
2/7/02-Who wants go have a go on a boaty-woaty? Well you cant, you can however fly through an asteriod field in a space car, or tear down the M1, or blast aliens at the NEW, working felney games page! http://www.geocities.com/deathbringer666uk
7/7/02-bbbbbbayd! Ive changed the way the characters are drawn a little, theyre now a bit more anime-esque, especially with the eyes. Im gonna start up a poll in the forums to see what people think of new new style, and weather or not it should stay..
20/7/02-I actually wrote this date backwards, can you tell? It happened a while ago, but ive reverted the drawing style back to the old style. Also Felney UFO blaster 2 has been released at the games page, and this also happened ages ago but my keyboard was buggered so i couldnt make news updates without using a virtual keyboard thingy and driving myself mad, but now i have a new keyboard so here is the update, yay
27/7/02-And that... Ive updated the links section, removed links to dead webcomics and added a link to the brilliant Nobody loves the whiner . Also im gonna make a few comics for a special felney feature, which will be called "Stop shitting yourselves about that damn rock and cheer the fuck up already" XD
28/7/02-Nazis walk among us Yep, todays comic actually happened last night, i was leaning out of the window due to heat, when a light flicked on and i turned to look as a natural reaction, and saw adolf hitler in black and white dramatisiation-of-my-hero-vision staring right back... i wonder who actually lives there?. Also, ive updated the Felney herald for the first time in millenia
01/8/02-flashback-flashback-FLASHBACK! I tried to make a "dress up tina" vitalize application only to find theres no version of vitalize that yet supports things made in my version of MMF..duhh!. Anyway, ive also put a new picture in the Art gallery
05/8/02-Yay Clickteam got off thier arses, so you can now Dress up tina! XD, dont forget you can use the arrow keys to scroll the page, and be sure to read the advice at the bottom
09/8/02-I HAEV HAXORED +HIS COMIC!!!!!!! I'll be going away for a week, leaving tomorrow, but the comic will update, i'll just be absent from the forums and cant reply to email (like i get any)
18/8/02-XD I was back yesterday, but didnt have the energy to do a comic, but i will still do 4, they will just be a day out..Also ive changed the tone of tina's hair slightly, but you probably wont notice..XD
20/8/02-New pic Yet another new pic of me can be found on the Me page
3/9/02-Opera is good, because gangsters can sing along as they kill people Ive updated the Cast page a bit, with new profile text for some of the characters. Ive also made a few little alterations to the section about me and the links, because my girlfriend is..not my girlfriend anymore, just my best friend XD
5/9/02-OI OI OI,UNITE AND WIN! GET TOGETHER, YOU PUNKS AND SKINS! Ive made a new Planet felney game over at the Games page
13/9/02- _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ will be _ _ _ _ against the wall I added a new comic to the links section, and took out one because it never updated, alough the one thats there hasnt updated for longer, but i only just discovered it so that doesnt count XD
16/9/02-Can we ever retreat from the destruction ahead? Another links update, the tired and pathetic rpg world is out, replaced by the far, far superior Anicons
6/10/02-Youre gonna kill him for not liking sum 41? Ive updated and overhauled the Felney herald as part of a site re-design which will happen slowly over the course of a few months..
18/10/02-Youre gonna like him for not killing sum 41? MAJOR update to the page XD, there are new parody sections online, changes to the front page and "Todays features" table, and an ALL NEW tourist information map for felney on the old index page at http://members.fortunecity.com/deathbringer666/
31/10/02-Kicked the scum completley off the street, shows that nazis can and will be beat... Only a few months back i was trying to go into an anime-style of comic, and now im reverting back to how felney looked when it was first made XD, ooh well, i can put more detail in when i dont have to worry about photoshop destroying fine details like magazine covers on racks in the background, and there's also MUCH less "post-production" involved, which was the bit i always found most boring XD
02/11/02-Back in black And by that i obviously mean "No longer in black and white", it may take longer to be in full colour but at least it keeps the trend and is good and clear and stuff XD
09/11/02-All the best commercials, and great music too..."excuse me?" Ive changed the method of displaying the banner ads on the felney herald pages so that now it loads an html file in an iframe and the banner is in that file, the advantage being if i want to change the banners or add more new banners to it (which i will, i'll make one for bobs sludge soon) i'll only have to edit one html file and not all of them. Eventually i'll use this method to display the banners on the Q666 page too, and maybe add banners to the other pages (not the comic pages though, just the "felney network" of local businesses and websites, though theyre all made by me anyway but its not supposed to look like that XD)
15/11/02-"I was little more than a peice of meat to them, and now-you can be too!" New page: Freeserve art! People not on the freeserve "isp" will probably not get it XD
17/11/02-What will it be 8th march 2003? Pah, ive managed to go One better with next to no effort!
13/12/02-Herald update Ive finally moved the keenspace HTML stuff over to my new computer so i can make updates to the news again, and correct bugs on the front page that werent obvious in 800x600. Anyway, the Felney herald has been updated (on the 12th) and im thinking of starting some new sections to the site including -A timeline of felney/the world around it (Big bang-Planet felney, with the odd huge time gap XD) -Updates to the anarchy section, at last! (The "fighting for our lives" book, or a link to it anyway. Anarchist images/emblems) -A Bisexuality section -An Aliens section, i belive in extra-terrestrial life but havent got round to mentioning it on the felney site yet XD -An atheism section (perhaps, very tentative) -Photos of the village/other stuff (Very maybe-ish, and my digital camera is rubbish! XD)
22/12/02-Who doesnt brag about wanting to kill thier parents? No new sections yet, but i do have an update to the links section, or rather a downdate seeing as i removed a load of links that are no longer functioning or the sites have gone to shit
10/1/03-Random update I updated the Misc section, the About me section, The parodies section (gave it a full list) and various other little modifications to the website
17/01/03-Felney to be 2 years old on the 25th-Crap wanted! Okay, im now going to feature the current latest news update on the front page as well as in the news page, so that people can stay more up to date on new things added to the site and also see what new sections have been added, or see what updates are made to other things. Now the main news is that Felney will turn 2 years old on the 25th of janurary. So if anyone wants to send in fan arts or something for the anniversary (i wish XD) then Go ahead ^-^. If i get enough i might start a special "second anniversary" page with all the things on, and i will also make a special pic myself just like i did last year (see art section)
25/01/03-2 Years of ANARCHY! Felney is two years old today, but everything is down or fucked up so you cant read this!
27/01/03-Now... Everything is back online, so you can see all the site again ^-^ and catch up on various missed comics
21/02/03-Yes, its happened Due to me not having easy access to a scanner, absolutley nothing happening locally and the wierd unexplained tiredness i keep feeling, Felney is going to have to take a short break, probably only 1 week though, it will be back soon ^.^
7/03/03-Updates 'n shit The 7th march 2003 page has reached its stupid conclusion XD. Also the felney haitus will probably be ending next week, with a NEW drawing style and NEWISH direction for the comic XD ^-^ wait and see what 'appens!
14/3/03-I know youve got the strength of will to STOP IT! Felney has re-started!, with a storyline the LJ user 'nadezdha' may find VERY familiar XD ^_^
29/3/03-Update and stuff I guess i should actuallt update the news as well as the site XD, well as you can see we are now in the second 'sex scene week' XD, it should have been last week, but the war thing got in the way. Also i have changed the felney logo to a bisexual anarchist symbol with oi polloi-like celtic writing XD
03/04/03-I wanna beeee,i wanna be a homosexual... Ive updated the Felney porn site, and now i have also included its URL on the actual Felney page. So far there is nothing there that isnt on the main site, but its easier than scrolling through the archives XD. It also has the mike and harry pic from the art section..hm, i might write a comic about that moment specially for the porn page-yaoitastic XD
07/04/03-Insanity Ive added some more stuff to the Misc section
14/4/03-Tina Ive changed the colour of Tina's hair from black to red, back to just red..because its easier to do..and she looks cuter XD
1/6/03-Update I guess it's time to update the page and explain what the hell's going on. As you can probably tell ive currently got very little motivation to do comics, not to mention im running out of ideas about what to put in them anyway. I guess felney is on a(nother) hiatus, but there will be random comics when i feel like it, or if something happens which needs to have the piss taken out of it. On the other hand, i am working pretty well on a Doom project which should be fun to play XD
13/6/03-Bois r us A comic! Yay! XD, okay I was bribed into doing it with some sexy fanart, which you can see at the Fan-stuff page, hehe, its sexy…
20/6/03-Mikey I actually got it ages ago, like 3 days after the last one, but theres a new fanart from KJ in the fanstuff section ^-^, its of mike this time, and he has all his clothes on XD
10/7/03-Holy fuck balls!!! Yes, the site is updated, pity theres no new comics, but I will be spending a week with the family in a small caravan soon, which should net me some lovley new racist sayings for kate to use, and I may make a small comic soon poking fun at the gay bishop row, but if you know me you can probably imagine the EXACT dialouge it will have XD. Anyway, onto the main update: The "Timeline of felney" I promised a while ago is finally finished. It can be found Here and covers everything from the beginning of time to..the end of time, but I had to skip some bits XD. When youre done reading that, or skimming the whole thing to see if theres any tits in it, head over to the fanstuff section to take a look at what some michigan journalists have had to say about this website XD
21/7/03-Bax0r Back from my holiday XD, you can see some various photos I took on holiday here also ive updated the Me section (at last) and added some more stuff to the Felney timeline
26/7/03-This is undoutably another SAS book.. New things added, visit things in browser, download things to look at time to time, put them in house and also in cuboard, worry no, things are here XD. Also there will be a guest comic on the 27th
31/7/03-Sexuality, Your laws do not apply to me Hope you liked the guest comics, but that run is completed-though if anyone else wants to send some, go ahead..contact details are in the Me section ^-^. There will now be normal felney comics uploaded every day for a little while, while i have some creative ability in me
5/8/03-Some updates Ive cleaned out the news page again and added all the old news to the archive, that thing is getting huge now XD. Anyway ive altered the Anarchy section (no new stuff..just gave it its own directory) and ive also made some changes to the links (descriptions mostly)
15/8/03-heh I actually did it ages ago, but a new version of Slocoach scambus is up, also ive corrected the link to the "new" anarchy section so you can actually read it
23/8/03-Action camera lipstick lights, Im wearing mercedes tights.. I got sent an updated version of the Michigan journalist's reviews of Felney, now its even longer and even more insulting XD
25/8/03-Supercharged fizzies on the ashpalt.. Ive made some new updates-An amusing new link in the Links section, and a new issue of the Felney herald (after nearly a 6 month absence XD)
31/8/03-Indefatigable Nope, no comics XD (I may make 3 tomorrow to fill in the gap), but im working on an update to the WTF section (which will be renamed Comic guide)..Finally! XD. It will basically explain the meaning of certain comics, and the issues behind them
1/9/03-Safe sex doesn’t mean no sex… The new Comic guide section is finished!, go and see the amazingly hateful and bile-filled rants related to various issues of the comic today! XD
14/9/03-Eep Sorry for the recent lack of comics, ive been busy (read "playing vice city"), and other stuff. Im slowly working on a grand theft felney website, for a game that probably wont be around until near the end of the decade, the Felney text magazine, and some other random rubbish... perhaps i'll be able to make a few comics over the next 3 or 4 days to make up for the missing ones
19/9/03-Crown victoria Yep, still no more comics, i havent been able to draw recently, lack of sleep, nothing interesting happening (well thats probably not true, ive been too tired to find out), i did draw two but they where rubbish and not worth the time to colour, maybe tomorrow i'll re-do them. Anyway, the first issue of Felney magazine should be out at the end of the month, since typing is one thing i can still do
4/10/03-Aye Ive added a new section filled with old stuff I uncovered when I was digging through my old computer before it was formatted, some of it is quite interesting, find it Here
21/11/03-Wow, a real update! with text and everything! Ive started a new 'side project' comic called Queer as fuck, which is obviosuly a pisstake of Queer as folk XD. I may start making other side-comics like this and put them all together, but Felney will remain as my main comic XD (Readers say: "Why arent you updating it then? you twat!")
17/02/04-Life is shit Ive had quite a bit of trouble in my life recently, including moving into a homeless hostel with my girlfriend, her being sent to one in skegness and me being forced to come back home, no jobs, lack of money, both of us getting depressed about it... more info in my livejournal, still, there will be a few updates while i am at home
01/03/04-It'd be "Hilarious" to make an update tomorrow! Yay, new comic, which is drawn and then coloured in!, pity its still random shite thats got nothing to do with Felney, The fens, or my characters XD. Anyway, i am planning a MAJOR update to the website, including whole new sections, such as Cars and Sexuality, reorganising the existing sections, especially the "Other misc stuff" one, giving the site a new dark purple colour scheme (the red and black is great, but getting on a bit), and even adding in whole new mini-stories and comics, such as the "infamous" (amongst my friends from the school bus anyway) Postman Prat!, stay tuned!
02/03/04-Fucking bloody...YEEEEAAAHHHH! Yep, GREAT NEWS!, Rockstar have announced GTA: San Andreas!, ending speculation and finally revealing what most people predicted, of course, theres not much on the official site right now, but still, its great news!, and i suppose this game will form the central part of the new games section on the redesigned website when it comes |