It would suck if......

Wouldn't it suck if Master Roshi was gay? (none of the guys would ever go back to his house) (OO') - Bob *New*

You were Trunks and you accidently walked in the girls bathroom filled with hookers and sex craving women. (Yipes!) - Julo

Bulma was a transexual.....(eew) (o_0' would that make Veggie-man a homosexual?) - Justin

You never got to see Bubbles smooch Gokou. (So cute!)

A bunch of angry people attacked Vegeta and ripped off all his clothes. (~_^)

You were considered the coolest, manliest character, that is, until you were voiced by an old woman in another country. Your gender then was in question.

You were watching one of the best DBGT episodes, but then the guy you were borrowing them from had to go before you got to see Super 17 get destroyed. (Why!!!)

Hitler guest-appeared but NSYNC didn't. (Wait a sec, that did happen. *secretly celebrates*)

Uubu died before he ever found the right girl. ( :'( )

You were the webmaster of this site, and you couldn't think of anything to put here.

Some one gave you a nasty, unfixable haircut and you happened to be a 35 year old full-blooded saiya-jin.

You happened to be Goku when #13 kicked you in the nuts.

You were turned into a never-aging cyborg during the worst part of puberty. (being in puberty for eternity, think about it. :X)

A huge dino with diarria pooped on you.

You had Yajirobe's ass. (no need to explain)

Goku beat you in an IQ test.

Dai Kaioshin decided to teleport into your shower.

Having to live in the same house with that pervert Oolong.

You had sex with Mr. Satan.

That dead sexy Goten was related to you even though you want to bear his children. (it would extremely suck for me, -_- but I wouldn't go as far as bearing children...)

You got the crap beat out of you by that gay GT Trunks. (Gah! Die GT Trunks! Die!)

Trunks never just kills over so that Goten can star in the GT series. (*weeps*)

Paris Chan suddenly got torn apart by a band of abused-hamsters. (oh, she lived long enough.... ~_^)

You're Bulma's kid, and your name is Jock-strap. (it's French)

You're Gill, and you actually let Pan abuse you. (personally, I would give her a few bitchslaps of my own.)

You looked like GT Trunks. (I'm just at Trunks's throat today)

You were Mirai #18 and you never got to rule the world by yourself. (M18:*pouts* I HATE SHARING!)

You were #18 when Cell "ate" you. (note the quotation marks. ~_^)

You happened to be Gohan when Chichi had her whip with her. (ouch)

You're a hot studly Namek, but since your asexual you're not "all there".

Videl caught you when you're making out with Gohan.

You're a hooker in DBZ, and your boobs are so big you can't fit through the door.