Sent in by Dragoness:
Hey Piccolo, not all women are trouble ya know. I do like martial arts and meditation.(keeps me from going off on people)I know you like your quiet an that's just fine wit me.
*Raises brow* You're going to have to prove that to me. Hmph, and anybody can do martial arts and meditation, what they use them for is what matters.
Translator Chia: ^^' That's Piccolo-talk for "You got me interested."
Sent in by Dua:
Piccolo,
My name is Dua. I am 1/3 Human and 1/3 Sayian. I am quiet, do not require much
attention, and have had schooling for 13 years. I am 15 years old, so I do not
expect any intercourse. I assure you, "rich snob" is not in my personality. I am
perfectly able to protect myself in the wilderness, thanks to my training. I do
believe that fills in all your requirements. Please reply with your answer.
~Dua
Hmph, you seem like you have some actual intelligence. You may have had some training, but once you have been through my program you will understand the term "survival" in a whole new way.
Translator Chia: He says that you seem like his type and he will pick you up on Friday. He is gonna take you to some nice forest and do....stuff.
Piccolo: What?!
Chia: You know you want her Piccolo.
Piccolo: Grrrrr.... -_-'
Sent in by Katsurina:
Look here mr Green giant, whether you like it er not, you are hot as hell, and it doesnt matter that youre asexual! I mean, do you have any idea why earth women like you? Or why ANY women like you? Cause youre smart, sarcastic, brave and your damn sexy! I'm not trying to be an annoyance, and I know you'll say that I am, but god! You're kawaii!
O_o' This human girl is the first to actually scare me........
Chia: Piccolo, your blushing you sexy thang!
Piccolo: Shut up! -_-'
Chia: Yesh. You sexy, sexy, biatch......
Piccolo: Geh.... *face turns red* That's it! You can't make me do anymore letters! It's EMBARRASSING!
Chia: You are just embarrassed because you're realizing that you are starting to like these women.
Piccolo: -_-'
Sent in by Crystal:
dear piccolo stop being such a jerk
Hmph, since when do human manners have to apply to me?
Hyped-Up-On-Women's-Pride-Chia: You tell him gurl! *snap* *snap* *snap*
Piccolo: Stop reading my letters damnit! And stop snapping!
Chia: *Waves her finger at Piccolo* Uh-uh, you can't tell ME what to do. I am my own WOMAN!
Piccolo: Oprah does it again........
Sent in by Clara: *New*
Status:Single
Likes:Who cares?
Personality:QUIET,intellegent,and not annoying
Dislikes:ALL humans
Age:*pokes Piccolo* One year younger than you
Looks:Orange, spikey hair and long eyelashes,otherwiese looks like
anyother namek
Money Status:Far from a rich snob
Occupation:who cares?
Sex:I dunno
Overall:I`m a female namek, here is how it happened.One day Gohan and
Kami thought you were acting stuck up,so they gathered the dragon balls and
wshed for me and for you not to be asexual anymore.So here I am and I`ll win
your heart some way or another.After all,I was created to make you happy,
it`s my purpouse in life.
0_0! *Looks into his pants* OMFG! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO ME?! Grrrrrrr....
Chia: *Tries to look into his pants while he is looking*
Piccolo: *Quickly closes his pants and glares at Chia*
Chia: *Folds her arms and pouts* Hmph.... Anyways, you now have hormones.....Mwahahahaha
Piccolo: Shut up.....
Chia: >:) Looks like you are gonna have to start knowing you counterpart, in order to save yourself from your own heterosexuality...Clara is going to have to show you the ropes.
Sent in by HomerJSimpson21: *New*
hi piccolo, im a guy not a girl and i was just wondering why you are in the
boy section when you are an asexual?
Chia: *cough*notanymore*cough* Yea, Piccolo is a full heterosexual now. :p
Piccolo: *Mumbles*
Sent in by Catty_11:
Dear mr.hot as hell you haven' t seem to notice that most girls like you maybe the only reason you don't know why any human girls like you because you haven't LOOKED IN A MIRROR! yea that's right you're hot as fire. Oh I'm very very quiet but also very well I'm not a morning person if you catch my drift.
Chia: Piccolo, I think she is trying to tell you something...
Piccolo: *Lifts eyebrow* What did she mean?
Chia: Ummmmm.........she likes to sleep. ^^' That's it. Yea....
Piccolo: *face turns red* *chokes*
Chia: What's wrong with you?
Piccolo: ......hormones....
Chia: Ewwwwww....
Sent in by SKYWAYSIX: *New*
Dear Piccolo,
You are one sexy namek! I would love to be with you, especially now that I know you are 'loaded.' I'm human, but don't mind being rough (take that sickly or not, doesn't matter). I don't exact fit the quiet part completely, but I can deal. Just give me time to stare at you and a computer and I'm set for you babe!
demon lover
o_O'
Chia: Hee hee.. All the girls are after the infamous "lil' piccolo."
Sent in by dbrew101: *New*
I hate you!!!!!
Later Message:
Piccolo You are VERY ugly. But u r a good enough fighter But ........................................ I HATE YOUR STUPID GUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So There ( Sticks tung out at him)
*lifts eyebrow* Why do these people think I actually CARE about their opinion?
Chia: *shrugs*
Sent in by Daniel Roberts: *New*
Hey.I'm kinda nice. I am always quiet and I like to keep to myself.I'm just writing to say what are you *really* looking for, stuff that you wouldn't dare tell anyone?Come on, I can keep a secret.
Sayjinkid13
Chia: He likes women with large breasts...
Piccolo: What?! No I don't!
Chia: Oh, so you like men now?
Piccolo: Grrr.... No!
Chia: Then what do you like?
Piccolo: ......women with large breasts..
Chia: Hah! I knew it! >:)
Sent in by Piccola: *New*
Hi I'm Piccola and I think u are the hottest guy ever........... My mom says not to try internet dating but I couldn't help myself mosly because you're so hot!.........
I think you're the sexyest man and earth...... wait this is Piccolo ohmygod I'm saying this things to my father! I am so sorry Dad i thought I was talking to Goku.
Love Piccola daughter of Piccolo and
Chia: Piccolo, I didn't know you had a kid!
Piccolo: o_0 Neither did I......
Sent in by Catty_11: *New*
I'm back yea Catty_11 is back and I'm here to get somthing off my chest.You f**cking a**hole what
in hell do you think getting me pregnant then leaving me! do you know what I'm going t do when I get my hand on you! I'm going to rip your heart out eat it then chop you up in little tiny pieces then I'm going to burn those pieces into ash then I'm going to bury it just wait you'll gonna have to look over your shoulder from now on.
P.S And don't say you didn't do it ether!
Later Message:
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIEEEEEEE!
Chia: *Slaps Piccolo* Way to go dumbass!
Piccolo: O_O I need to go....
Sent in by Clara: *New*
Catt?!Grrrr.........
I`m not a morning person either Piccolo ^_~
Besids, our getting together is destiny. *winks*
Kami and Gohan thought you were acting stuck up because you were
lonely.*sexier voice* And I`m the result.
E-mail me k?
-Love, Clara ^_~
Chia: She's got you Piccolo!
Piccolo: Destiny awaits.
Chia: Hey look! There's Catty_11!
Piccolo: O_O!
Chia: Hehehehehe...
Sent in by LCARUNCHO30: *New*
OK , since you have harmones now i was wondering if.........................I CAN TEST THEM!!!!
-krissy -_-?
Chia: Hee hee! Come on Piccolo, why don't you experiment?
Piccolo: *Glares at Chia* What?
Chia: =^.^= Come on!
Piccolo: -_-'
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