david was sitting at a table in the pool hall. he was waiting for a pool table to become free so that he could play pool, and relax.
it was very humid and david had a headache.
looking up, david noticed a man was walking towards him. the man was middle aged, with a slight beard and short hair. could be a tramp. thought david.
"if the left side of your brain controls your right side, does that mean that left sided people are in their right mind?"
the man said.
"probably"
replied david.
then out of nowhere a tree walked in and asked if he could play pool with david. david said he could.
the tree was very good. although he couldn't break to save himself.
"time's up"
said the man in charge.
"one more game"
said the tree.
"get out, or i'll throw you out"
said the man in charge. angrily.
"do it"
said the tree.
the man in charge tried to pick up the giant redwood, but failed.
"ahhh, i think my backs gone"
said the man.
then donkey walked in and said
"who is in charge here?"
the man said he was, as he tried to straighten up.
the donkey said
"good"
and left.
screaming frank walked past, on fire.
"ever played black jack?"
asked the gaint redwood
"yes"
everyone replied in unison. |
