Ted's story.


This is the story of a boy named Ted.
It was raining cats and dogs outside, so Ted decided not to go out because he had asthma and cats made him sneeze.
He was staying indoors until. BOOM. a loud noise..
he went into his kitchen and saw a dog sitting beside his fridge.
"get out dog"
so it did.
(Ted went on to become an MP, then he became the prime minister, but was dismissed after telling this story during breakfast with Frost. (people thought he was insane) )