"im really frightened"
shrieked Larry (you would be frightened too, if you were confronted with a 18 foot high oboe screaming "TOASTER" at you repeatedly)
"Dont be scared"
said the Carpet
"i've seen Alan the oboe before, the worst thingy he can do is ask you for I.D. - he doesn't accept anything that isn't signed by Edward Heath either"
"Isn't old teddy boy dead"
asked Larry
"Im not sure"
replied the carpet,
"but i know a man just down the road who can get you some fakes- quite good 'uns like, for quite cheap"
At this point a wise man came into the room offering turkish delights to everyone.
"no thanks, i've just had me dinner"
said larry.
"turkish delights are the devils work"
said alan the oboe.
"you all know toffee crisps rule the world- well, second only to bill gate$"
"dont start a rucous on the carpet- you might be an oboe but in the eyes of the bill we are all equal - other than those who choose apple pies."
"ok im sorry"
said alan the oboe
"thank you"
said larry, while wiping the delicious confectionery from his upper thigh. |
