as many of you well know, avro simones is a famous artist, musician, writer, poet, conductor, railway line operator, alcoholic, socialist.

this page will be dedicated to his life.
on this page i will post a number of his most famous quotes and facts about his life.
if you have any information on avro that i leave out then please send it to me and i will gladly post it up here.

i recently recieved an email from avro, and he said (and i quote) "who the hell are you? if you met me you wouldn't like me. i am just a normal man with a lot of social problems. and i like cheese sandwiches. im going to kill you."

quotes;

"if hope were alive then i'd be dead"
-march 1985.

on asked why we eat, avro repied;
"to get fat"
-november 1976

"i try to do as little thinking as possible. it hurts my head"
-august 1994

on asked whether he preferred burger king or mcdonalds;
"why should i answer this question? so you little capitalist pigs can run around quoting me on websites?"
-may 1998

on asked if he believed in god;
"could you repeat the question please?"
january 1982

on asked again whether he believed in god;
"god, oh no. not since the incident with the xylophone"
january 1982

avro's life.

very little is known about avro's life other than;

1. he was born in either 1945 or 1954, in either new york or selkirk.

2. he was raised in either a masonic lodge, or a mental institution with his father.

3. he went on to study either chemistry or fine art at either New York university or the University of Aberdeen.

4. avro faked his own death in either 1982 or 1984, by pushing his car over a white cliff in Dover. unfortunately, there were many people watching him do this, including the local constabulary. however, avro managed to persude the police that he was infact enrique simones, his older brother. enrique spent 4 years in prison, whilst avro walked free on the beaches of north east England.

5. avro tried to start a revolution in Andora in april 1989. but unfortunately the locals weren't too bothered about the "liberation" and carried on their daily lives. avro managed to escape from the country and reside in southern france until the cleaning up was over. he has been seen very recently in Andora, buying bread and sausages.