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challenge requirements:
setting: the beach
words: sand, dog, orgasm, hamburger, God, tongue
phrase: would you be my reindeer?
stars: DAAS
year: 2000

It was a surprisingly humid day, in the early summer of 2000. Richard, Tim and Paul had set out to the beach, for a day of fun in the sun. Richard and Paul decided they’d show Tim around Sydney, since he had recently moved up from Melbourne.

“Now Ferguson, this is Bondi beach,” stated Paul. Tim wasn’t paying attention, but nodded his head as though he were.

Richard set the umbrella up and laid three towels out on the warm sand. Paul ran towards the water like a dog on heat. Tim sat down and fell asleep in the sand.
Half an hour later Paul came running out of the water and found Tim sleeping like a baby, half covered in sand. That gave him an idea.

“Rich, hey Rich!” Paul whispered.
“What Paul?” Richard turned away from reading his ‘How to make friends and be popular’ book.
“Look at Ferg face over there. Are you thinking what I’m thinking?”
“I think I am Paul… let’s do it!”
They both loaded sand into the middle of their towels and carried it over to Tim.
“Ready, Set, GO!” yelled Paul. They dumped their sand-ridden towels onto Tim’s white chest.
“Fuck! What in the name of God do you think you’re doing?” yelled Tim.
“I don’t know gorgeous, but boy do I want you!” Paul dropped to his knees. He jumped on Tim. Richard backed away slowly.
“Tim, all these years I’ve wanted you so badly, and now I have you again…” By this time Richard was freaking out like he’d seen a naked woman.
“Paul!” Tim stopped. “I’ve always felt the same way, I just haven’t had the guts to tell you…” Paul had a tear in his eye.
“Oh Tim!” Paul stuck his tongue into Tim’s mouth, and they started snogging, in the middle of a Sydney beach… a packed Sydney beach.

Richard ran off to get a hamburger to take his mind off Paul and Tim’s antics. He sat down next to the hotdog stand and ate his hamburger, when a large black dog came along. It came up to Richard and sniffed his hamburger.

“Go away dog! Shoo! Shoo!” It growled at Richard, snarling, showing it’s white fangs. Richard gladly handed over his burger, as long as it got rid of the dog.

Meanwhile, Paul and Tim were still on the beach, getting randy. Paul started to have an orgasm. He knew this was the best time to ask Tim the big question…
“Tim?” said Paul.
“Yes Babe?” replied Tim.
“Would you be my reindeer?”