DAAS in the Forest

challenge requirements:
Setting: Forest
Stars: DAAS
Words: Tiny, Mould, huge dick, fungus, disease, loin cloth, tree, start
Phrase: Care factor zero
Year: stone age

Because back then they were probably still grunting, I’ve translated it into words for your reading pleasure!

“C’mon Rich it’ll be fun” Paul wined

“I don’t know about you, but walking though the forest for 5 days isn’t my idea of fun” Rich sighed

“Oh don’t be such a wendy” Paul insisted

“Ok fine, but on one condition” Rich unwillingly replied

“Name it” Paul said relived that he had finally broken Rich into submission

“You remember your loin cloth this time, we all remember what happened on our last journey into the forest when you forgot it!”

Paul shuddered and remembered the incident Rich was referring too. He’d forgotten his loin cloth and the leaf he was using as a replacement left green mould all over the area which grew into, what seamed to him at the time, the size of a tree. Paul shuddered again at the thought

“Not a problem” he said confidently

“So what time does our expedition start?” Tim asked

“I think we better set off at 4:30am, you know to beat the rush”, Paul said nodding at his suggestion

“I can’t get up that early” Rich wined

“Care factor Zero” Paul threw back

“Incidentally what rush would you be talking about”, Tim asked, more than a little confused

“Shut up you” Paul said turning to face Tim

“Shut me up” he replied

“Shouldn’t we get to bed, it we’re gonna get up so early?” Rich offered

“Great idea Rich” Tim said pulling Paul towards his house

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The next morning the trio set out into the woods, Rich reluctantly walking behind, yet happy that Paul had remembered his loin cloth.
“C’mon Rich” Paul yelled back

“Your walking too fast” Rich yelled

“I’m walking too fast? But I only have tiny steps” Paul yelled, relived that his small height had finally come in use for something

“Can you just wait till I catch up?”

While Paul and Tim sat down on a near by rock and waited for Rich to catch up, Paul noticed some fungus growing near by.

“mmmmm, I’m hungry” He said as he walked over to them

“I wouldn’t eat those” Tim warned

Paul picked one up examined it and put it in his mouth, “why not?” he asked still chewing

“You could get some awful disease” Tim teased

“Well if I do you’ll be the fist person I blame” Paul joked returning to Tim’s side

As Tim was just about to reply Rich arrived

“Ok good” Paul said jumping up, “lets go then”

Rich hung his head, but didn’t bother to argue

After a day of walking they found a cave in which they could sleep that was by a lake, Paul and Tim decided to go swimming, but not wanting to get their loin clothes wet they took them off. Half way into the water Paul looked down and horror came over his face

“What happened to my huge dick” he yelled

“I told you not to eat that fungus” Tim reminded

THE END