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NILES: "I'm Dr. Niles Crane"

NILES: "Am I interrupting something?"

NILES: "Don't you find her a tad - what would the polite euphamism be? - stupid?"

NILES: "I'm wondering if someone isn't protesting a bit too much"

NILES: "That's the story I'm sticking with, yes"

NILES: "If you were I'd be too charming and polite to tell you"

NILES: "My final word: I'm not going"

NILES: "Prison will be hell for me!"

NILES: "At least I don't have to live with something unattractive"

NILES: "Oh, thousands of little metal teeth able to tear the flesh right off your - yow!"

NILES: "Oh Winnebago Boy"

NILES: "No wonder you're heartbroken. You've just lost the only woman you could even possibly, sometime down the line, perhaps fall in love with. I'm surprised the country music people haven't jumped all over this one"

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