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MARTIN: "Well, we'll just get ready for the evening. I'll dish out the spaghetti, and you guys set up the card table. I got us a new jigsaw puzzle. 10,000 pieces. It's called 'The Wheatfield'"

MARTIN: "I remember going through that box with your mother. She always knew just what to say to cheer me up. 'So what if the trophy says baking instead of baseball, Marty. Catcher's mitts or oven mitts, they're our little champions'"

MARTIN: "What kind of weird, competitive freak are you?"

MARTIN: "Well, you moved my chair, you cut off my pancake supply. Why don't you just back out over Eddie on your way to work, make it a hat trick"

MARTIN: "I should make a play for her, considering how young and attractive I am tonight!"

MARTIN: "This is such a prime spot here, I think maybe one of us should stay here and the other one get the drinks. So I'll have a beer"

MARTIN: "But I hope it doesn't, 'cause Eddie's just dying to play this new game I taught him. I take off his leash and I say 'run for you life!' That's exactly what I say, 'run for your life. Run for your life!!"

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