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I posted this in the "micro War" on FORKNI-L in response to Kyer's un-Uncle. The Usual Disclaimers: I don't own FK or Kyer, but I *do* own the poem and the story behind the algae (but not a VW Bug... :-().... Permission to archive @ fkfanfic & anywhere else as long as you have *KYER'S* permission (it *is* about her... sorta) and send me the URLs so I can gloat....
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Hmmph! Like that's possible! (Ok, I know I'm a closet Addict... but that's CLOSET, y'hear?! *CLOSET*!!)
<major snipola>So... I had to write something corny just to show that I am a rather "different" poet... and to turn _Kyer's_ stomach in revenge for the Girl Guides episode.... ;-)
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She is Squirette to a guy named Nick
Who vamped his girlfriend's brother, Rick
She says that Nunkies makes her sick
And wishes she could give him a kick
She writes "unique" poems and filks, you see
And always says that she's crazy
She goes ga-ga over Nicky
Who wishes Nat's blood he could licky
And orders "moo juice" straight from Miki
Or Janette (he's not that picky!)
This ode is turning into a schtick
Not about Kyer, but her buddy Nick!
His car is colored algae-green-blue
(From Schanke's milkshake, same as glue
But that's another post, thank you!)
This poem is wacky, _that_ is true
But Kyer, I beg thee, Please Don't Sue!
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Heh heh heh. Uncle will get his revenge, one way or another ;-)....
LC Kathy: Val, CP, Faithful, Seducer, RoGe Listmommy (in no particular order), Les Mis, Urchin, IB, closet Addict, ditto for the NNP, Knightie sympathizer, WX-Ravenette: "Yes, for just the cost of good taste in clothing, *you too* can be a part of the faction chosen for the upcoming war by the illustrious *Kathy Walsh*!" So... whaddaya say?!!! ;-)
