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Hmmm... a parody of a goofy song.... I own not FK, nor 'David
Duchovny, Why
Won't You Love Me', etc. (Although I **do** recommend both. :))
I don't
mean to offend anyone, and I don't think I will. Archiving: fkfanfic,
ftp,
Lisa (as always!!), and anyone else who sends me the addy.
Oh, and the person singing this isn't me.... Suuuure.
LC: "You've been mocking me quite a bit lately, my dear." (see
most of KW's
recent stories)
Kathy: "Oh, bite me!!!.... Please?!"
It's late at night; I am pondering my doom
The radio fills my ears like a bassoon
I hold it in as best I can; I know I'm just another fan,
But I can't help feeling I could love this sweet, demented man.
And I can't wait any more to be his next caller,
I got it bad for CERK's own Nightcrawler,
Mister Nightcrawler, give me a holler,
Give me a holler
My friends all tell me, "Girl you know that's one weird show,"
but deep within his voice I hear him enchanting my soul,
Watching the sky for a sign, that Roman guy is on my mind,
I'm waiting for the night when my lucky stars align
In the form of my dear Nightcrawler, he's so much taller,
in the odd-colored light of CERK Stations, Toronto,
My nighttime honey, hovering above me,
Canadian DJ, brooding and lonely,
Mister Nightcrawler, give me a holler,
Give me a holler, give me a holler
So smooth and so smart, he's seducted my heart,
and I'm falling apart from the sounds that I've heard
but I'm still undeterred, well you can say I'm a nerd,
but he can hear every word...... Ooooooooo....
My bags are packed, I am ready for my plane,
Gonna put an end to his hellish alchemy of pain,
Sitting like a brainwashed dog, wishing he would clear my fog,
Just to hear the breath of the man, the myth, the monologue...
And I would say
Mister Nightcrawler, give me a holler,
Give me a holler, give me a holler
Mister Nightcrawler, give me a holler,
Give me a holler, give me a holler
Mister Nightcrawler, I'll be your next caller
if you want to hug me, that will never bug me,
Mister Nightcrawler, I'll be your next caller,
I'm charming and guiltless,
I'm gonna kill Nich'las!
Mister Nightcrawler, give me a holler,
give me a holler, give me a holler!
Yeah.......
I'll be waiting... at the Raven
