Coral And Annie Cook Roast!!!!!!!!
Learning How To Thaw A Chicken
One of the first things we had to do was actually learn how to thaw the chicken.  Here we see Coral consulting with Jade (Abby is in the window behind Jade's).
Thawing The Chicken
Apparantly the best way to thaw a chicken is to give it a bath, so we did.  Here we see Coral pouring water onto the bagged chicken whilst wearing her nightie as it was nearly midnight.
How do you weigh a chicken?  At a chicken weigh station...
Abby insisted that we would have to weigh the chicken to know how long to cook it for.  So we did.  Notice the cheese grater laughing at us!
Shaving Nude CarrotsPotato Peeling Pixie
Coral shaves some nude carrots whilst Annie the Potato Peeling Pixie casts her magic over some potatoes.
Veggy Tables
Veggy Tables waiting to boil, baby, boil!
Scrumdiddlyumptious Potaaaaaaaaaaaaatoes!
Annie checks on her nummy potatoes!!!!
Annie stirs her gravy under the Watchful Eye Of Abby!
Stir, baby, stir!
Stirring the gravy is awfully fun/but after a while your arm does go numb!
Argh! Not kyptonite!
Abby stabs the chicken to confirm that it is dead and not actually about to transform into a genetic mutant SuperChicken with magical superpowers!  (Coral and Annie were too scared to do this)
*drool*
The cooked chicken and parrrrrrrrrrrrsnips!  The chicken is being stolen by a BIG FORK that canmed from outer space!!!!!
Dinner Is Served...
Dinner is Served!!!  Note the posh napkin folding!
You... will... eat... the... chicken...
Annie wonders if she dares eat anything!!!
What a Mess
What-A-Mess must have crept into the kitchen while we were looking because this wasn't our fault at all!!!
oops
Maybe she shouldn't haff eated the chicken after all!!!!!  8/